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[ SECRET POST #3065 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3065 ⌋

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[The Witcher 3]

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[Shakin Stevens]

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[The Godfather II]

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[A Redtail's Dream]

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[David Lynch & David Cronenberg]

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[Laurell K. Hamilton]

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[Big Bang Theory]

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(Richard Dawkins)

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If you can even remember it, that is? How old were you, and what was your impression of it when you read it, if you remember? If you're not quite sure which was the very first, tell us about the earliest one you can remember!

My first was one of these or these, but I could not for the life of me tell you which one it was. I absolutely ate this stuff up with a spoon as if it were chocolate mousse -- I was 14 years old and I had been craving h/c for years before I even knew it was a thing.

I honestly don't remember

I can't QUITE remember, but I'm pretty sure it was some dumb Mary sue/Kurama (from yu yu hakusho) fic...posted on quizilla of all things, haha. I was like 10 or 11 and promptly moved on to reading Naraku/Kagome non-con which gave me ~stirrings~ (come to think of, reading all the non-con before the age of 12 has probably fucked me up a tiny bit in the long run)

I read this like, over a friends shoulder. A Legolas/Aragorn fic where whatever kind of elves Legolas's people were were slaves to the other elf group. And Legolas was Aragorn's slave. And when you rubbed their ears, the elves get horny. And Legolas humps a tree.

You know, that may be why I didn't read much fanfiction for a long while after that.

And Legolas humps a tree

lolol, I remember you talking about this one before and read some of it after you linked to it. It haunts me

Oh hell! I found it? Damn. That means I can find it again!

I did: http://www.libraryofmoria.com/a/viewstory.php?sid=519&ageconsent=ok&warning=4

Edited 2015-05-26 23:29 (UTC)

Re: What's the very first fanfic you remember reading?

solticisekf - 2015-05-27 00:27 (UTC) - Expand

I am actually laughing out loud at this comment :D

reminds me of a completely deranged fic I read once where House was Elrond's sex slave and it got even weirder after that.

I can't really remember, but there was this one in my early childhood that was basically Pokemon does Rocky Horror (named the 'Brocky Horror Picture Show', I assume the pun was too good to resist).

I also remember that despite it's length I tried to print it out at home and made the computer run out of ink mid attempt. Oops.

A huge Sailor Moon fic about "zodiac senshi" OCs (the leader was Sailor Leo, etc.) It had its own web domain, fanart, and spinoff fanfics. I was 15 and thought the concept was SO COOL and the characters were so cleverly done!

But now I barely remember the plot.

Both probably long gone now, but either Star Trek, or Power Rangers fic.

Probably a Princess Tutu fanfic called This Pendent Heart (spelling intentional.) It does so much stuff I wish canon had touched--explains what the Raven actually is, questions whether it's really evil, gives Duck a chance to get her life back, gives Rue a chance to actually be useful, makes Fakir confront his worst impulses . . . I heartily recommend it if you're a fan of the series.

On the old fanfix.com there was a pretty epic Star Wars/Voyager fic where Luke and Mara wind up on Voyager and...pretend to be married, for some reason? And naturally fall in love etc etc. I may have read fics before to discover the concept, but this is the first one I remember, because Luke/Mara fic is the first thing I went lookign for because after reading the Thrawn trilogy I WANTED MORE DAMMIT.

...heeeey, looks like the wayback machine has it! I'm kinda scared to read it tbh, I was maybe 12 back then and had no taste. Hmm.

https://web.archive.org/web/20021023194448/http://www.fanfix.com/stories/cross/aslongas.txt

Do those old Star Trek novels count? The ones they printed when the show was off the air? Because if so, then it was this:
http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/The_Entropy_Effect

If not, then I dunno. Probably a Doctor Who fanzine fic.

If those novels count, then that's how I started, too. I forget if it was Planet of Judgment or Spock Must Die! that I read first.

http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Planet_of_Judgment

http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Spock_Must_Die!

The first one I remember reading was a Gargoyles fanfic series. It was written as a continuation for the series (ignoring the Goliath Chronicles) and I liked it a lot. PG-13 like the series.

About at the same time I found DS9 fanfic and hardcore slash porn, which garnered a Holy Shit what the Fuck reaction. It was Garak/Bashir (what else), but I can't remember anything about it.

Ah, the days of Geocities.

A HP fic about Lily Potter by Katie Bell, I believe. This was back in 2000. GoF had been published very recently.

Yeah, I'm an oldbie.

I think it was some kind of pokemon GEN-fic when I was like 9? I didn't understand what fanfic was and I thought it was people who actually wrote for the show writing online stories or something. I can't remember the exact details of it but it was about Ash and co going off to fight a new gym leader I think.

It was on one of those old fansites before fic-archives really came into full-swing so I doubt I'd be able to find it anymore.

It was a Harry Potter fic that was post-Hogwarts and Percy/Oliver. I don't remember why that was the first one I clicked on. I wasn't into those characters or slash at the time. Although at that point I still didn't know what slash meant and was still wondering why the slasher genre was so popular in fanfic, so I might have clicked on that because of a huge SLASH ad in the summary that I was confused about.

It was some ancient Star Fox fan fic, like, around the time of Star Fox 64...? The fandom was kinda interesting back then (lots and lots of fursonas masquerading as fan characters, for one. It was my first exposure to furries, and tbh, I think that's why I have a fairly laid back opinion/view of them) and I seem to recall it was a story involving Peppy Hare and his OC wife (which is hilarious in hindsight, since he would later get a daughter and a dead wife in 'Command'... even if 'Command' is a load of horse shit overall, but I digress).

Other than that, I couldn't begin to tell you what more it was about, since pre-'Adventures' Star Fox fandom has been practically erased from the existence of the internet. Hell, I remember things being super active in early '98, and then after I moved to Florida that summer and got consistent internet back in the fall, it was like the entire Star Fox fandom as it was then disappeared like the Dwemer at Red Mountain.

Edited 2015-05-27 00:15 (UTC)

I don't remember, unfortunately. It was most likely pokemon, that much I do know.

There was one in particular I remember WAAAAAAAY back on Pokemon Village (anyone remember that place?) that took place after the raft was attacked by Gyarados. This was after the SS Anne sunk. They had washed up on a beach that led them to this place with crystal pokemon, but there was something sinister about it. It was never fnished, from my knowledge. It was going Ash/Misty, but Ash did something that pissed Misty off to such a point she very nearly attacked him and they seemed to split.

That's all I remember. :(

My parents had the internet until 1990, when my older sister turned two. She was old enough to get on the computer by herself and get to her favourite games, so they sat down and decided they didn't need the internet with young children. Twenty-five years later they still haven't gotten it again. Thanks to that I wasn't exposed to unfiltered, unmonitored internet until I was almost 16. I stumbled upon some very Mary-Sue Harry Potter fic on quizilla at that point and never looked back. Jumped right in to the porny stuff and happily floundered there in a sea of teenage hormones.

A Vampire Chronicles Lestat/Louis fanfic set far in the future on a spaceship traveling...somewhere. It was cheezy, horribly written badfic with a ton of explicit porn. In retrospect anyway.

I was like, 11 at the time. At the time I was embarrassed and fascinated. I still remember shrinking down in my chair so far I was almost lying down with my face flushing hot enough I was almost radiating a pink glow at all the sex. I read it till the end though.

When I worked up the nerve to look at fanfic again at 12 I ran into a Star Wars fic where Vader raised Luke. Very abruptly they walked into a room with a bunch of robots raping and masturbating unwilling humans. Luke got upset and his force power blew up one fondling a woman, which shoved it's metal arm into her body. I got as far as her sobbing and trying to pull it out before I closed out the browser.

Then I found Yugioh fic at 13, which was a much milder introduction and formed a lifelong love of fanfic.

Very abruptly they walked into a room with a bunch of robots raping and masturbating unwilling humans. Luke got upset and his force power blew up one fondling a woman, which shoved it's metal arm into her body. I got as far as her sobbing and trying to pull it out before I closed out the browser.

Jeeeeesus Christ

I don't think I can remember the absolute first fic, but I read A LOT of Mary Sue/Backstreet Boys fanfics, and I'm pretty sure those were the first fanfics I had ever read.
Though the one I remember reading most was a super "controversial" one where Nick had homosexual feelings for Brian and was trying to come to terms with the way he felt. It explained why things didn't work out between him and his ex, Willa Ford, and how he got drunk and high and slept with a random girl to try to get over being in love with his best friend. My friends and I were like, "WTF? NICK ISN'T GAY! WHY IS THIS GIRL WRITING THIS?" but we were like 13, so we were stupid. LOL The girl even had a guest page for people to leave comments and most of the comments were angry tweens like my friends and me leaving angry comments about how we hated the fic depicting Nick having homosexual feelings for Brian.

OMG LMAO I need to tell my friends about this. I forgot about it until right now. XD

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