[ SECRET POST #3085 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3085 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Is it wrong that I'm totally cracking up at the thought of Chris Hemsworth as Janine? Like, are they really going to keep him behind a desk the whole time? That would be just awesome (probably for him as an actor, too, not having to green screen anything).

[fingalsanteater]

no, I love it. I hope he looks nerdy as fuck. Like, Rick Moranis nerdy. (They'll probably make him look like a stripper though.)

[(Anonymous)]

I don't see that working tho. Janine was hot for Egon, but he just had no clue.

I don't think any woman is going to look at Chris Hemsworth as anything other than man-candy, The ghost-buster / secretary dynamic only worked because egon didn't see Janine as a sexual object, where as the only way anyone will see Hemsworth is as a sexual object. The dynamic is going to be off. Plus if Hemsworth is as sexually aggressive as Janine was to an unreciprocating ghost-buster it will be VERY rapey.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe female Egon will be asexual?

[(Anonymous)]

And when Janine did it, it was hilarious rather than rapey. I love these double standards.

[fingalsanteater]

What if fem!Egon is hot for super nerd male!Janine? I mean, they coukd make Hemsworth look like a nerd who you know is super hot under those glasses.

[tabaqui]

How was Janine sexually aggressive? She talked about her hobbies and basically did her job. I don't remember her saying a single thing that was *remotely* sexual.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Well, as I recall, she definitely hit on Egon, but as mentioned above, in ways that he was oblivious to. Less aggressive and more "obvious to anybody else"

[tabaqui]

She did, but not in a sexual way, or even an aggressive way. At least - didn't seem that way to me at all.

CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS JANINE?????!!!!!

[elephantinegrace]

Oh my god of thunder, this movie cannot come out soon enough.

[elaminator]

I hope he stays behind the desk and doesn't end up saving the day or some shit. (Which I doubt will happen...just saying.)

I love Hemsworth, but yes, I think it would be great.

(Also hope he gets with Melissa.)

[tabaqui]

He wasn't going to do it because the part was 'too small', so they re-wrote it. So, yeah - i hope he's not like the 'fifth GB' or something, that would be lame.

[elaminator]

Ooo. :( Let's hope not. I guess I can understand that he's a busy man and if he's going to be involved in a project he wants it to be enjoyable (And kind of meaty), but idk.

[tabaqui]

Yeah. I hope that statement is inaccurate or something, because it makes him come off like a dick, and he's not struck me that way re: interviews and such so far. So...i dunno.
*fingers crossed*

Nobody can beat Annie Potts, though.

[(Anonymous)]

Is anyone else waiting for hemsworth to get the boot from thor, so we can get femthor?

[(Anonymous)]

No. Just...no.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure you and a couple of women with unshaved legs from tumblr but in general no.

[(Anonymous)]

Femthor had the quickest drop-off in readership of any Thor comic, despite being heavily marketed.

[(Anonymous)]

Incorrect.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you sure? http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11121/111214146/4490209-sem+t%C3%ADtulo.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, but why do you think that is, is it because 1. The writing quality suddenly and miraculously deteriorated or 2. Sexist assholes organising a hate campaign?

Spoiler wanting, if you're considering option 1, I think you,ay be a bad person who needs to look closer at the way the world works.

[(Anonymous)]

No, people checked it out because of the publicity and then saw it was nothing to write home about.

If they were influenced by the hate campaign they wouldn't have bothered to check it out in the first place.

Not everything is an evil neckbeard conspiracy.

[(Anonymous)]

I prefer 'Whor'

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, I think this whole "lol muscle guy as secretary" is just the sort of durrhurrhurr humour that makes me not want to watch it because that's often all current comedies are capable of.

[(Anonymous)]

da

Yeah, now that you've pointed it out, there's a lot of potential for his role to be handled badly. Or at least unfunnily.