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fandomsecrets2015-06-20 03:49 pm
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⌈ Secret Post #3090 ⌋
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Re: your RPS ships
(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)Re: your RPS ships
(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)(I can't be the only person who doesn't quite get the appeal of Pitbull.)
Re: your RPS ships
(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)I don't find Pitbull appealing at all. I still ship it though because Enrique tries so hard to be badass and cool in all their music and videos together but can never quite make it, and Pitbull can pull that off and make it look easy, and Enrique is trying so hard to be like sempai and keeps wanting to work with him and... okay, Enrique is older but well you get the point
Re: your RPS ships
do you have any, like, recs for particular vids or fics or anything?
Re: your RPS ships
(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)I can only recommend you actual music videos featuring Pitbull in which Enrique tries to be badass but fails horribly
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(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)spoilers: it's practically every time they're in a video together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9_n8jakvWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUiVIPgJA0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klk8QPcfFYQ
https://youtu.be/oLt3oQZUs9c?t=164 look at the awkward he's like a puppy that wants attention
Re: your RPS ships
Omg so I watched them and wow. THANKS FOR THE NEW SHIP YOU AWFUL PERSON.
(I actually think Pitbull is hot in a way where I think he's ugly but I'd so have sex with him?)
Pitbull and Enrique are feeling up some chicks at a party but they can't stop looking at each other? And Enrique is feeling up the booty but suddenly he wishes it where Pitbull's booty and he totally realizes he has a crush on Pitbull because he's just so cool and awesome and... sigh. And, like, Pitbull isn't dumb and he knows - he's known, but he's not saying anything because Enrique is not saying anything but, you know, I mean, if Enrique ever made a move, Pitbull would be game because it's fucking Enrique and he's hot and he's a legend and he's really, really adorable.
Re: your RPS ships
(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)I Like It is so slashy the way the video is cut, part of the time it makes it look like they're addressing each other. Ne-Yo and Pitbull in "Everything" also had that problem
I am slowly realizing Pitbull is in a lot of unintentionally gay sounding things
Re: your RPS ships
Uh huh.
I like It was def the slashiest.
Re: your RPS ships
(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)Re: your RPS ships
When Pitbull started rapping Enrique was like "OMG THAT'S AMAZING. CHECK OUT MY BOY, GUYS! HE'S THE BEST. WOW!"
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(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)Re: your RPS ships
Re: your RPS ships
(Anonymous) 2015-07-01 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)