[ SECRET POST #3095 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3095 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Poets of the Fall]


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[The Authority/Stormwatch/Midnighter]


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[Anthony Bourdain/Parts Unknown]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 010 secrets from Secret Submission Post #442.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

The only people who think Peter Parker is boring are SJWs and Tumblrinas who are triggered that people would prefer a white guy over Miles.

[(Anonymous)]

Yawn, nice strawman. I don't give a shit about SJW issues, and Peter bores me to tears. Not that Miles is a whole lot better, mind you, but Peter's so goddamned played out at this point that there's literally nothing left they can do with him to make him even remotely interesting.

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously, we've how many Peter Parker Spiderman movies now? We've had two origin movies for him and it's kinda played out. Heaven forbid people get tired of seeing him.

[(Anonymous)]

We've had far more Superman films and Batman films than Spider-Man films but for some reason no one has issue with Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm tired of them too, but we've had like two Superman films in the last fifteen years iirc and I dunno, three Batman films? While we've had five Spiderman films, two of which were origin stories.

[(Anonymous)]

I must have imagined all those people annoyed at DC making yet another Batman and Superman vehicle, now with added Wonder Woman, rather than making an actual Wonder Woman movie...

[iceyred]

See now, you've stumbled on a good reason why Parker should disappear and we should focus on another spider man. He's not a boring character, we've just seen him too many times before.

That said, a lot of his haters are fucking tumblrinas.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like this hits the nail on the head. I already thought the last reboot was piling it on, and now another one with another Peter Parker? At least Miles Morales would have been a fresh and new take on Movie!Spider-Man.

[insanenoodlyguy]

I'd rather see them go to 2099 and do future Spiderman Miguel O'Hara. It's not like Scifi isn't a good fit for spiderman.

[(Anonymous)]

lmao, i like how in the same breath you decry sjw oversensitivity while getting this defensive over white people

like, calm down

[(Anonymous)]

Anti-SJWs are just as bad as SJWs, I've found.

[(Anonymous)]

Yup and I hate SJWs

[(Anonymous)]

And people who aren't interested in a character who has essentially become a self-insert vehicle for whiny aging nerdboys who feel the universe has done them wrong.

[(Anonymous)]

This tbh? To me its not that Peter himself is boring, but the constant revisiting of his story is tedious and he often isn't written to his full potential.

[(Anonymous)]

I've never been a big Spidey fan, but all that stuff about rebooting him because he was in danger of "not being Spiderman" anymore if he wasn't a nerdy loser living with his Aunt, so he couldn't be allowed to settle down in a happy marriage with his wife and kid, made me lose interest in getting interested. Why not have him grow? Why the fuck would people who enjoyed the way his character grew and changed and bettered himself want to watch him get stuck in the "nerdy reject" box again?

[(Anonymous)]

I 100% agree, that shit is dumb as hell

[(Anonymous)]

Aaand this is why my brother no longer reads Spider-Man comics. (also, he really liked MJ, and Marvel doesn't bother with her much anymore)

[(Anonymous)]

Thiiis. I liked Peter in the comics BETTER back when he was married to MJ. The whole "he can't be married or grow as a person cause then our fanbase won't relate to him anymore" stance is terrible and demeaning to the readers imo.

[insanenoodlyguy]

he was doing a pretty good job of that under guys like JMS. Then Joe Quesada had a midlife crisis and decided to make the shittiest reboot that ever rebooted.

For some reason a lot of writers from a certain era hate Mary Jane and shit on her anyway they can. Joe also seems to be one of those.

In Reign they killed her with spidey's radioactive sperm.



Old and possibly Dementia suffering peter humps his dug up dead wife!

[(Anonymous)]

Man, comics about men in silly costumes have gotten 3edgy5me