[ SECRET POST #3117 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3117 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02. http://i.imgur.com/j8N0B0a.gif
[linked for gif, OP's request]


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03. http://i.imgur.com/k16VpGi.gif
[same as above]


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04.
[Dark Tower]


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10.
[Ring of Honor Final Battle 2010, Steen vs Generico]


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11.
[Fallen London]


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12. [SPOILERS for Orphan Black]



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13. [SPOILERS for Welcome to Night Vale]



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14. [SPOILERS for 999 and Virtue's Last Reward]



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15. [SPOILERS for Hannibal]



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16. [WARNING for incest]

[The Grifters]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #445.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[herpymcderp]

How old do you really think the average age of fandom secrets is? We're mostly way too old to be working at either of those places.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

I think someone with the screen name of Herpymcderp is on pretty thin ice when talking about maturity.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[herpymcderp]

You got me. I'm definitely not a homeowner with a career. My maturity level is just so low that all of my jokey usernames are actually a symptom of my true NEET lifestyle.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

And we can take your derping word for it because? Post a picture of you holding the deeds to your house, uncensored bank statement, and today's Times. Times of London, a mature adult would read that. A fiscally mature adult would have the Financial Times to hand too.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[herpymcderp]

lol. I already posted pictures of my house. Besides which, I've never posted a picture of my face so you'd have no idea whether or not it was me.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

lol

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

Well, your maturity level is low enough that you always respond so defensively to stupid anon comments.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

This is kind of a bullshit statement.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like your comments are always a bit condescending and unnecessary. :/ Like, I'm pretty sure OP doesn't actually think everyone here works at fast food places, they were being facetious.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

Also lots of workers in the fast food industry are adults.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[nanslice]

^^^

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

Specifically, adults who are working for meth money.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[herpymcderp]

Adults 25-30+ who are working at McDonalds for a living wage (living in quotation marks because ...you know, corporate evil) usually don't have the internet. They're usually so far below the poverty line they're working 2-3 jobs just to make rent.

So yeah, I'm going to bet everyone here on fandom secrets who can afford to show up and dick around is way too old to be working at McDicks.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

You have a weird perception of poor people. We do have internet sometimes, trust me. And sometimes we even dick around too!

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

What about adults who are students too? And managers? Do you actually think every McDonald's you go into there are no adults? Especially with the job market being as shitty as it is right now.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[nanslice]

I mean. =My perspective is the American rural south; I'm sure it differs elsewhere but I've lived below the poverty level for most of my life (I'm 29) and I've had internet service in my home since I was 13. Most of my friends are retail or food service wage slaves and they have internet access (granted, they also typically have 3+ roomies and live in crappy apartments/trailer parks but you know).

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[herpymcderp]

I feel like you're probably not reading every single comment I've ever made.

...I hope not, actually.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

Well, the average age of employees at those places is 29, so maybe you're the one whose math is off. http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2013/nov/04/bill-maher/bill-maher-average-fast-food-worker-29-most-are-pu/

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[herpymcderp]

And they mostly also aren't able to afford internet. So.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, seriously? And what about library computers? Do you actually think poor people can't get internet access? Or have free time? We don't all have three kids, jesus.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

I work for minimum wage, and here I fucking am. Jesus, you pick stupid hills to die on sometimes.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

Lmao. If you ever went to prison herpy, you'd be season 1 Piper fucking Chapman.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[herpymcderp]

I'm flattered you think so, but I'm not that rich nor that pretty, and I definitely wouldn't attract as many lesbian hotties.

And this is all setting aside the fact that I too have in fact been poor at points in my life.

But I'm currently not, so now we can all compete in the privilege Olympics and see who wins.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

It's not about privilege, it's about willful, aggressive ignorance of other people's lives.

Re: What boring ass shite will you be up to this weekend

[(Anonymous)]

Lol, it's not about being hot or attracting lesbians. It's about being insufferable, full of yourself, and always thinking you're right because you're educated, and thinking of poor people as something you learn about from a VICE documentary. Yes, adults who work in fast food are wage slaves, and often have other jobs. No they're not all exploited immigrants who don't have access to things like internet. A lot of poor people have access to things like smart phones and internet.

I don't dislike you, and I usually think you have good things to say, but you've been a total moron in this thread.