[ SECRET POST #3139 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3139 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 097 secrets from Secret Submission Post #449.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

But holy shit Lenny Kravitz has a beautiful penis. Oh my yes.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Wait what. Did he start doing porn or something?

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Oh you, m'girl are in for a treat!

Sorry about the jezebel, but it's the only place that still has it up and uncensored.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Duh, Posting the fucking link might be a thought!

http://jezebel.com/lenny-kravitzs-dick-says-hey-wsup-hello-on-stage-1722046522

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Ah. Jezebel. "Woman with no underwear flashes people her vagina: HOW DARE PEOPLE VIOLATE WOMEN'S PRIVACY! THIS IS A MISTAKE AND SHOULD NOT BE SHARED"

"Man flashes penis because of wardrobe breaking: OMG! HERE ARE FOUR VIDEOS! ZOOM AND ENHANCE! GO GO GO!"

And again, it blurry, out of focus penis gets you going, Japanese porn has got you covered.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Poor guy. That must've been embarrassing. :(

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

How the fuck can you even tell? It is blurry pic from far away. He has a cockring on to make his penis a bit bigger is the only thing you can tell.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

His pants split in a concert. NSFW (I guess) for blurry, far away penis.

http://i.imgur.com/R5Sc95h.jpg

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

https://twitter.com/GossiplyYours/status/628556159939649537/photo/1

You're welcome.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Why are you saying You're Welcome for that? Have you never been any closer to a penis than that? Stop looking thru people's windows you creep.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Why are you so salty? Does this threaten you or something? Grow up

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously, how can you tell? The video quality was so blurry it just looks like Gonzo photobombing his crotch.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[fingalsanteater]

that is a nice dick.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Do you have an actual pic of it? because all the ones I've seen are just a silhouette.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Grow up.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Are you mad that ppl actually want to see his actual penis before declaring it beautiful? :(

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

DA

I find the irony of calling someone "immature" being annoyed by a bunch of people going ooooohhh a penis ooooh really funny

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[fingalsanteater]

Did you not look at the links posted up thread? It's clearly visible, albeit not up close.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, it looks like a dark blurry shape.

his dick shot: http://www.wallacesarthousescotland.com/wp-content/files_mf/cache/th_b53e77fe0a9d30e377d77b66d1b10e74_lockness_monster3.jpg

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Either they want to be able to count the veins, or they're just shitting on something other people enjoy. Probably because Mr Kravitz Jr makes them feel bad in some way.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Do you also look at crotch shots of women taken without underwear on and go, "Nice vulva."

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

go to bed *name of some famous MRA who's name I dont know*

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

I'm female. Though, I find it odd that you consider MRAs to be the group of people NOT celebrating looking at non-consensual pics of people naked. Reallllll odd.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[fingalsanteater]

I probably have, yeah.

Do I also think it's creepy and shitty that people take those pics? Yes.

Re: So I appear to behind the times on this

[(Anonymous)]

Meh. Lebron James' was better.