[ SECRET POST #395 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #395 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

This is why we can't have nice things.

Secrets Left to Post: 12 pages, 300 secrets from Secret Submission Post #057.
Gallery of Fail for Various Reasons: [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 ].
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Tuesday, February 5th, 2008.
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

LOL WTF

7, 8, 21, 22, 25

[likespring.livejournal.com]

7. Your mom is awesome. Mine has admitted that some of my ships are obvious, but she doesn't exactly fangirl over them.

8. I've only seen a couple, but wow, I'm sure you've seen ~every~ movie and are therefore fit to judge it.

21. So, how are the two related at all?

22. Because all gay men are secretly women who also adhere to every "feminine" stereotype, apparently.

25. Hooray for lower expectations!

Re: 7, 8, 21, 22, 25

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

If my mom were still alive she'd have been such a House/Wilson fan.

(I'm not even into the pairing really but she would be.)

[zarla.livejournal.com]

10 - I DEMAND TO HEAR THIS THEORY ABOUT YANNI IMMEDIATELY.

intersperse above with :O or flailing to taste.

[(Anonymous)]

22. Lol, seconded! I don't know what it is, but somehow it just doesn't seem right!

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah! Man I can do it easily in other fandoms, but for DBZ, it just feels weird.

Though most of the comments I'm getting back are toward the "too manly" comment. XD; It was only a "maybe."

[raven-scarlett.livejournal.com]

22. I've actually felt the same in that I can't seem to slash DB/Z; I think on my behalf it's because I'm actually completely satisfied with the canon relationships, though, not so much because of the dripping levels of testosterone (BEARS). (Though I've always had this little soft spot for Goten/Trunks.)

31. HOLY FUCKING YES. It gave me chills when I had first seen it.

[stormswift]

Wow, those fail!secrets are classy with a "k" right there.

2, 11

[luisa-f.livejournal.com]

2. I loved her character and stopped watching the show when they got rid of her, I disagree with what you're saying, that having her back at all is better than nothing.

But OMG! I'm so tired of the overbearing Elizabeth fans who'll jump on anyone who doesn't cry tears of blood over her leaving. I'm not angry anymore, I'm over it, I'm not going to write any more letters, I absolutely refuse to harass Mallozzi at his blog (as much as I hate the guy). That doesn't make me any less of a fan of hers, and I'm so tired of some fans attitude that if you've resigned yourself to not seeing her again you were never a true fan.

/rant

11. That's Reborn, right? The reason I don't watch is because I haven't seen any female characters, like EVER, are there any main female characters on that show? The baby mafioso wouldn't bother me, but I can't get into a show if there aren't any women.

Re: 2, 11

[keikain.livejournal.com]

11. There's a small cast of girls, but none of them get the attention or development they really need (even if Lal's gotten a lot more these past chapters).

[onidori.livejournal.com]

3. I agree..

10. I think it's cool when people do that (most of the time).

22. I don't really like/agree with the "too manly to be gay" part, but if I write anything else i'll probably be just jumping the gun.

27. Not another one of these..

28. Ouch... in b4 people getting mad?

30. You remind me of my friend. XD

Gallery of fail: ..Is this place getting raided? I haven't checked here in a few days, lol.

[(Anonymous)]

22) Haha after reading that secret again, I'm pretty sure that I'm the one who jumped the gun on adding that part. But it was a "maybe" thought. I've shipped manly characters together as well. Just something about DBZ...if doesn't feel right to me.

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[fallia.livejournal.com]

16. OMG BIG O SECRET!!!

And yeah, he was crazy, but I can sort of see where you're coming from on that.

I need to go watch that series again.

30. I kind of love you.

30 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, there's supposed to be a "was" before "brought up". Orz

For being a total grammar/edit nazi, I failed pretty hard.

[flowerofsin.livejournal.com]

15. Oh everloving Jesus, Nemu is the last anime female anyone should want to be like. She is the way she is because Mayuri made her that way because he wanted a submissive female masochist who would be loyal to him. Real human beings are capable of making choices. There are people who can help you out of your situation. Don't just accept whatever mistreatment you're being given and liken it to some sort of virtue.
27. I think we've beaten this horse numerous times already...

[(Anonymous)]

15. Abused children are usually made to believe they deserve the treatment they receive. They are told it is their fault and they believe it. In that way, survivors are just like Nemu, so I understand what the OP is saying.

However, OP, it *is* true that help is available. What is happening is not your fault, and it is not a virtue to endure it.

Gallery of fail:

[floralcloud.livejournal.com]

You. Trolls. GTFO.

[gratuity.livejournal.com]

Gallery of fail: Put a little effort in and stir up some wank next time, at least. Yawn.

[sarajayechan.livejournal.com]

8. lol

13. Gender and race shouldn't goddamn matter in fandom, they matter too much in everything else. Can't we just have a nice safe quiet little world of Who Fucking Cares?

17. Aww, how cute.

21. Your friends suck.

29. Last time I checked you didn't have to love every part of a series to be a fan.

(Garfield secret ftw!)

32. Do I know you? XD (Marth and Ike look almost like twins at that angle, lol)

As for the rest... *shakes head* Wow. So much fail today.

32 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Don't think so.

Yay FE fangasm! :D

[laserdragon.livejournal.com]

DEAR F!S MODS:

When I find a way to punch people through the internet, I will allow you all first dibs.

Also I would like to put in my two cents that the GoF (at least those who are really clearly trolls) just not get posted at all. No attention for you!

[purple-kama.livejournal.com]

Small secrets post is small.

21. If any of those girls are in my fandoms I could help you with that. Let's talk about it.

31. Oh, it is. Digimon Adventure was the backbone of my second childhood.

I'm not even gonna try to check all the failures.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, whole lot of suck today.

Ask yourself - "is there any reason anyone else in the world would find this remotely funny, weird, or interesting?" If the answer is no, then odds are good that NO ONE CARES.

If you have to add "I can't tell my friends/nobody knows/other bullshit", do not collect $200 and go straight to NO ONE CARES.

"I MAEK FAEK SECRITS LOL FUR REALZ I DO SHIP GIRL A AND GUY B LOL I R SO FUNNEE" secrets are retarded. Yes, nobody knows it's you, because nobody knows or cares who you are. That's the point. They're supposed to be things that it's interesting or surprising to know are true of someone, no matter who. You fail both.

PS

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not even talking about the fail gallery.

Fail #24

[twiddledee.livejournal.com]

Grats on being the only one in the entire Gallery of Fail that managed to make me laugh. Pretty hard, too.

[dtn.livejournal.com]

22. SO MUCH WORD. Back when I didn't know what yaoi was I couldn't slash them, but even now I can't slash any of the DB characters.

[secondstar.livejournal.com]

this batch bored me

[dishfacecracker.livejournal.com]

Same here.

[instrumentality.livejournal.com]

Ah, it's the same group who ran musicsecret out of town. Still going strong, I see!

*shakes head* wtf, man. wtf.

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[fearlessfirefly.livejournal.com]

Matt crying? Must be a day that ends in '-y'!

Srsly, freaking love that show :3

[(Anonymous)]

Yawn. With so much fail, you'd think at least a few of them would actually be funny. At least accidentally. But that would be expecting too much, I guess.

Fail; 1

[adoricrack.livejournal.com]

Gallery of Fail: WTF

1: You should go ahead and give it a try. They might turn out to be your best friend. If it doesn't work out, then well, it's not a complete lost. It's all about trial and error

[geckophobe.livejournal.com]

I was just getting used to 65+ secrets and thanks to all the fail I only get 34 today. LOL spoiled.