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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-09-13 03:27 pm

[ SECRET POST #3175 ]


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Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
i judge people who leave the toilet lid open at their houses

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-09-13 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I judge people who close the toilet lid. Like, can't you keep your own toilet clean?

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
my toilet is perfectly clean but why would I want to look inside it constantly

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
da

Uh... how often do you like sit and stare at your toilet bowl for this to be an issue for you?

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
when i pass by the hallway each way...?

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
When you pass by the hallway, you stare for a moment at your toilet and look inside if the lid is open?

that does seem like a problem for you then, I guess. lol

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-14 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
lololol what is hyperbole lololol

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-09-13 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
look inside it constantly

I use the bathroom an awful lot, but I'm not sure how anyone would be looking inside their toilet constantly.

Are you one of those people who has an irrational fear that something is going to climb out of the toilet bowl and grab you?

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-14 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
is hyperbole not a thing that happens on this site or..?

put it a different way: the lid is there for a reason and i don't want my bathroom looking like a public bathroom, it's tacky

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
SO IT DOESn'T SPRAY EVERYWHERE WHEN I FLUSH IT HERPY

THAT'S WHY

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-09-13 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
........That seems more like it's time to call a plumber than just closing the lid. Toilets shouldn't spray anywhere when they flush.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Invisible spray, Herpy

tiny invisible droplets of shit

they're everywhere, and it's very unsanitary

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-09-13 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate to break it to you, but they're everywhere regardless of whether you close the toilet lid.

They make their way off your hands more than they do from a toilet flush.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
that's why I wash my hands, herpy

but i can't exactly wash my walls and floor every time i take a shit, herpy

come on, get your head out of your ass here

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-09-13 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course you do. But first you touch the toilet roll, and from there the bacteria can spread to the wall. You also touch the flushing lever, and BAM you have fecal coliforms on the back of your toilet seat (which may brush your back the next time you sit down).

Finally, you touch the handles of the sink, which spread that fecal matter to anything that touches it afterward, including possibly your toothbrush.

Those are far greater sources of bacteria than an open lid. You clearly haven't considered this at length or you'd realize that in the scheme of things, leaving the toilet seat open is probably the least of your problems.

/microbiology

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
herpy

herpy

why do you rub your toothbrush on the sink handle

i think that's the weird thing here

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) - 2015-09-13 21:29 (UTC) - Expand
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Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[personal profile] philstar22 2015-09-13 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, it does make a difference if you shut the lid before you flush considering how high the germs spray otherwise. There have been studies.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-09-13 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
See above comment. Plus, comparative studies have identified that hand transfer is like thousands of times the bacterial mass of flushing.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
make out with a toolet fivsojcul gobs hbdinb

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2015-09-13 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, good point. What are you going to do if you're vomiting?

There's just fecal matter everywhere at that point. You're probably doomed.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well after taking a shit I don't want any bacteria/smelly fumes flying around.
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Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[personal profile] tabaqui 2015-09-13 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Got nothing to do with how clean it is, i don't like how it looks. Plus - don't want the cats fooling around in there (or falling in, which they would) and if the toilet lid is open? I'm going to drop something in there accidentally. It will just *happen*.

So lid closed, please. And if you go to someone's house and the lid of the toilet is always closed? Then ffs close it when you're done - it's only polite.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-14 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
My house rule is, "Close the toilet lid, or you'll be the one drying off my nosy, clumsy cat."
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Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[personal profile] tabaqui 2015-09-13 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup. Me too. Close the fucking thing.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

(Anonymous) 2015-09-13 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Judge away, nonny. Judge away.