[ SECRET POST #3187 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3187 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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04. http://i.imgur.com/HcehdSi.jpg
[linked for nudity, it's the blurred lines video]


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[New Tricks]


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12. [SPOILERS for Jurassic World]



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13. [WARNING for underage]



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14. [WARNING for suicide]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #455.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

11. http://i.imgur.com/U5Htpo5.png

[(Anonymous)]

I think you'd only be terrible if you thought of ways to kill or fuck literally with the muppets. Otherwise, I don't know care if you don't like them or not.

[raspberryrain]

You are not a terrible person if you don't like the Muppets. Not everyone is into puppets, and it's not like they had good writing ever.

[(Anonymous)]

Go fuck yourself with a rusty rod, bitch

[(Anonymous)]

Who hurt you?

[(Anonymous)]

Adding onto this, I caught the first episode of the new show, and I found it waaaaaaaay too try-hard, it was so uncomfortable. :(

[(Anonymous)]

I hate muppets too, OP. Even as a kid, they never registered as cute to me, more unappealing and... what's that phrase when something humanoid makes you uncomfortable? Uncanny something. It wasn't just a lack of interest, it was an active distaste for them, and any sort of childhood TV show puppet.

[(Anonymous)]

Uncanny valley?

[caerbannog]

I dislike them. *shrug*

[fingalsanteater]

I like some Muppet movies, like Muppets Christmas Carol and Muppets Treasure Island.

[(Anonymous)]

As a Muppet fan, I don't think you're a terrible person, anon, and I feel you on the need for this secret (I don't care for Disney stuff and people think thats nuts). Not everyone is into the same things and that's okay.

[iceyred]

Eh, the only one really worth anything is Miss Piggy. Forget the rest and bow before our porky queen.

[(Anonymous)]

Worst of the bunch.

The only major female character is an abusive girlfriend? Ugh.

[cakemage]

Yes, yes it does.


Nah, I kid. To each their own. It's okay to not like things!

[(Anonymous)]

Not a terrible person, but certainly a weirdo. You weirdo.

URGH THOSE THINGS

[(Anonymous)]

Totally agree anon. I hated these things as a child and still do.

I can't stand them either and to this day I still don't know if the Muppets are the same thing as Sesame Street or if those are different things or spin-offs or whatever. It's all so ugly and annoying I can't even tell these weird creatures apart.

[(Anonymous)]

I hate the muppets. I don't feel sorry for Kermit at all, or whatever that weird green thing is called

[forgottenjester]

MOM?!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON FANDOM!SECRETS?! HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW OF THIS PLACE?!

[(Anonymous)]

I hate the new Muppet show. I don't find it safe for children, especially my nephews and nieces who adores Muppets. It's too vulgar and has adult humor all over it.

[ninety6tears]

NBD. Personally I've enjoyed them a lot more in recent years than I did as a kid.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, it sure does and I'm glad you realize it.

[(Anonymous)]

i never liked them either

Whatever.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a fan of the old school Muppets and Sesame Street, and I liked The Dark Crystal (though it was kind of freaky) and Labyrinth, but I could not stand Fraggle Rock.

[khandri]

I personally love them myself--I grew up with them in the '80s (the adult jokes in The Muppet Show would go completely over my head as a kid), and they're something that brings back fond memories of bonding with my now late dad. But I get that they're not to everyone's tastes, and that's okay! Not everyone has to like the same things. As long as you don't attack those of us who do like them, we're all good.

I've never liked Pokémon.

[(Anonymous)]

I've never liked Pokémon, and christ I can't let that get out, so... yeah. Yeah.