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⌈ Secret Post #3194 ⌋

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[Slightly Damned]

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05. http://i.imgur.com/qfWqSrh.png
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(french oil painting, op warned for nudity)

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[WARNING for RL death]

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it's hairy and gross

How's the fourth grade?

It is, in fact, objectively hairy and gross.

nayrt

Gross is a subjective statement

They'll learn about subjective vs. objective statements in fifth grade, prolly.

how can you say that? what if there's some universal example of gross that we haven't found yet?

people eat natto unironically, ergo grotesqueness is subjective.

I'm taking the piss a little, but only a little. The sheer amount of kink/ability to adapt/variety of horror in the world means there is a pretty heavy sliding scale when it comes to what an individual mind finds gross. Universal constants don't have a lot of room here.

A mildly flat painting of what appears to be a clean bush is pretty fucking far down the list of grossticities.

What's wrong with hair?

It's hairy and gross.

just imagine sniffing that Frenchness after a night at the Mulan Rouge

My pubic hair doesn't ever smell, unless I didn't take a shower for like 5 days. Not even at the gym.

Are you sure it doesn't smell, or do you just not smell it?

Are you in the habit of sniffing your pubic hair?

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If you've just spent a night at the Mulan Rouge you probably have zero issue with this

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pretty sure

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...don't you mean Moulin Rouge?

I'm imagining Mulan getting very embarrassed and red now...

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Illiterate AND childish. Right.

Objectively hairy. Subjectively "gross". I don't find it to be gross. You should see mine...or maybe not.

I agree. But I'm a gay guy, so...

I think all pubic hair should be trimmed. Not shaved completely since it has health purposes, just landscaped. Grooming is good for everyone.

And I think my personal grooming is none of your damned business.

Why is it "good" for everyone? (But then, I'm a gay gal, so...)

Yeah, nothing wrong with a little trimming here and there. I make sure to trim my pubes once a week, and I'm so glad that my husband trims his every once in a while as well. It's just nicer in my opinion.

i love the bush.

that aint' even a wild one

That's a pretty run-of-the-mill vagina there anon, if you swing that way I hope you're ready for a lot of disappointed partners.

(I don't think there's a lot of prospective partners waiting around there.)