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⌈ Secret Post #3244 ⌋

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[The Walking Dead]

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[Splatoon]

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[Doc Martin]

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[Silmarillion]

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[Tucker & Dale vs. Evil]

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[Deep Blue Sea]

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[undertale]

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(Fantasy author Scott Lynch)

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(Taylor Swift, "Shake it Off")

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[Dany Boon]

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[Masturbation Master Kurosawa]

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[Tucker & Dale vs. Evil]

Why is it a secret? Is it because he is fat or stupid in the movie? Either one of those reasons makes you a bitch. Tyler Labine often gets casts as big cuddly stupid guys because of how he looks. IRL he is a big cuddly smart funny guy who deserves more respect so fuck off. NOT A SECRET because I have worked with him.

Sometimes people will give you shit for being attracted to someone who isn't considered conventionally attractive. I'm considered considerably more conventionally attractive than my SO, and it's always broken heart a little when I hear things about him. I have no issues telling people off in contextually-appropriate ways.

At the same time, because people can be so awful and inconsiderate, I can understand someone not wanting to admit to such a crush, especially if it's just a crush. It's natural to want to avoid potential mockery, even if the mocking reflects more on the people doing it than the target.

Sorry I am out of middle school so I don't give a damn if other people don't approve of my choice in man crushes. Anyone who is grown up and afraid of their friends judging them needs new friends.

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(Anonymous) - 2015-11-21 21:37 (UTC) - Expand

Not OP

I didn't even think about the actor's weight, I thought it was about him being a an obvious redneck

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Calm down, dear.

I thought he was cute as well, OP. No shame. Teddy bear-like guys are the best at cuddling as well.

Fuck. I guess I really am shitty and worthless, if being attracted to someone who looks like me is so shameful that you have to keep it a secret.

You are neither shitty nor worthless. The people who make OP want to keep this is a secret aren't nice people.

I think you're taking this too much to heart, anon. Lots of people never admit their crushes at all no matter how conventionally attractive they are. When a crush isn't conventionally attractive, they can get a lot of blowback from admitting they find the crush hot. And then there are people like Ugly Anon, who regularly shows up in the comments to criticize how everyone looks. I'm surprised they're not here yet, actually.

Me, I married a guy who looks a lot like the man in the secret and I love him to pieces. We've been happy for more than fifteen years.

Not conventional =/= shitty or worthless.

My boyfriend looks like you and I think he's a sexy beast.

Tyler Labine is SUPER CUTE, and Tucker is so friggin brave and sweet (and smart too! just not in a way other people might recognize)
if you look like Tucker then you are a babe!

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Echoing what other people have said. Bigger and beardy is delightful. Sometimes people are just assholes towards others who express interest in people who aren't Hollywood-gorgeous, just as they can be towards people who aren't stereotypically pretty themselves.

Unfortunately, some people are shallow.

Fortunately, people have different tastes. The guy in the pic is someone I'd date in a heartbeat. :)

That...is how normal people look. Sorry he isn't a CW actor model.

If normal people are wearing clothes smeared in blood and carrying part of a leg in their bloody hands, than I'm concerned for you, nonny.

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um no, this is going in the opposite direction, it may be typical statistically but it's not "normal" to be that drastically overweight

LOL... I don't own even a single pair of overalls and rarely am I covered in blood. Guess I don't pass for "normal" in your world.

I thought the character was lovely, and had a huge crush on him by the end of the film.

Don't know the film, but hey, you like what you like. I know sometimes people will give you shit for being attracted to someone who isn't considered conventionally attractive, but those people aren't ones you should listen to. (Plus, "beauty is subjective" and all.)

Big, cuddly guys can be adorable. I don't watch his show and know little of him outside Who, but I find James Corden to be extremely attractive.

Ew no. Gross, ugly, fat, creepy as shit, badly groomed, terrible hygiene, and chronic "Nice Guy^TM" syndrome. Nothing about this is understandable.

Out of curiosity, what's an example of someone you find attractive?

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Watch the movie. A lot of those don't even apply. It's just when things happen that he begins to look that way.

Oh man, ikr?! Between that movie and A Good Old-Fashioned Orgy, I'm developing a big old crush on that actor

-Looks at comments to this secret-

Wow... That sure turned into... A thing...

Anyway, OP, if you like Tyler Labine playing cute characters, you might like the horror comedy film he did, Cottage Country.

It's kind of bloody though, and it doesn't exactly have a happy ending, but just in case you are curious, I saw it on Netflix