[ SECRET POST #3248 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3248 ⌋

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Comments

Re: This is going to be interesting

[elialshadowpine]

Just make sure he doesn't do what my Aunt Karen and Uncle Kevin did when I was staying with Karen and we went to Kevvy's for Turkey Day. I was 15. They wanted to cook the turkey in a bag in the microwave. I threw a shit fit. "You are NOT cooking the turkey in the fucking MICROWAVE. NO. I FORBID IT." They found the sheer extent to which I was appalled hysterical and pointed out I was welcome to cook it in the oven if I really wanted. "FINE. Give me the phone to I can call Mom and find out what to do with this damned bird."

Yes, I cooked the turkey (... I still haven't cooked one since as someone else always prefers to do it) and it was delicious.

This incident, however, has gone down in the Family Hall of Fame and I still get teased around Turkey Day by half my family about the Great Microwave Turkey Fit. (Welcome to my family. We show our love by teasing the everloving fuck out of each other.)

In all seriousness, as long as you've got a meat thermometer to make sure the turkey is cooked all the way through, and don't do something stupid like cooking it with no liquid to keep it moist, then you're fine. Well, and seasoning, which... hie thee to the internet. As long as you've got those bases covered, turkeys are kinda hard to *completely* mess up. (It might not be your Mom's incredible turkey, but it shouldn't be bad.)

Crossing fingers for you, however. I don't want to know what the microwave abomination would have been. If your dad tries that one beat him upside the head with a roasting pan until he listens. And if he thinks "DEEP FRYING GREAT" hide all the appropriate cooking implements. So much the better if your parents are... eh, not hoarders, but even clutterbugs, so you can hide them behind stuff in the attic or garage. >_>

Re: This is going to be interesting

[tasogare_n_hime]

LOL I learned how to make chicken and dumplings from Mom over the phone. Those turned out great too!

We already had dinner, and Dad did really good! Not as good as Mom, but it definitely puts every Thanksgiving dinner we ever had at other relatives houses to shame. I seriously do not know what my aunts and Grandma did every year, but the turkey might as well have been turkey jerky.