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⌈ Secret Post #410 ⌋

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my hair is announcing a new challenger!

...or something. By all means, welcome to our silliness.

I defended the Yuffietine for the argument's sake - it really does upset me as a pairing because I don't see them as ever having any sort of chemistry whatsoever, whereas I can see Zack/Tifa working when the opportunity presented itself. Yes, that opportunity itself was tacked on in the fic, but I don't mind that as much.

Yuffietine didn't bother me quite as much in LHR as it tends to because Yuffie had grown up, to a degree, and was a more mature individual. (In my head; however, Vincent goes back to being a Turk and gets in on the Turk orgy. Or lives alone somewhere.)

Although it was emotionally painful the first time I read it, on retrospect the first time Cloud and Seph have sex in LHR is my favorite, because of how in character I felt their reactions were. everything after that was a bit hollow.

I like human Sephiroth, and a stronger Cloud then I tend to see, but that's another discussion.

And semen actually does have slight medicinal properties. Burns, mostly. It's like aloe vera.

...aloe vera? It's not like it's coming out of Seymour Guado's hair, woman! It comes from a cock!

Otherwise, I have nothing more to respond to! I am completely in agreement (except about the Yuffentine, because I still view it as a sell-out), except about the aloe vera bit, but that's not something to be argued about.

It would seem this round goes to you (and your hair). But I'll get you next time!

You cannot bring Seymour Guado's hair into this argument. Discussion. What have you. That's like some sort of crazy Godwin's Law.

Don't argue with me when I'm right and you're wrong.

I am not fond of the Yuffentine, but can kind of - actually, that's a lie. He should be a part of the Turk orgy or live by himself somewhere. With his guilt. His burning, searing guilt. (Which, if it is rather like a burn, could be cured with a application of semen!)

We shall have to agree to...agree. Well played.

Don't argue with me when I'm right and you're wrong. Bitch.

You brought up spurious claims that semen is like aloe vera. I brought up Seymour's hair in response to the mention of aloe vera. IT'S A PERFECTLY LOGICAL CONNECTION. If I then went on to compare Seymour to Hitler to further discredit your aloe vera theory, then you could cry Godwin's law. But since I didn't, you can't. Nyah.

But, if one were going to apply semen to Vincent's burning, searing guilt, one might read that as an endorsement for Cid/Vincent. So, fine. You can have semen with anti-burn properties. But if I burn myself, I'll take the neosporin or the aloe vera over the semen, thanks.

THAT'S IT. I declare that we solve this through time honoured dueling traditions and play...a children's card game!

Or not. I'm not going to continue to argue with you. I can't possible imagine lowering myself to that level when I am so clearly RIGHT and you are so clearly WRONG.

Nothing justifies Cid/Vincent. It's even more inexplicable than Yuffentine. Well, maybe. BUT STILL.

[ SECRET POST #410 ]

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