[ SECRET POST #3261 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3261 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #466.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Congrats, you have shit taste. Jessica Jones sucks ass and Daredevil is mediocre at best.

[(Anonymous)]

They don't have shit taste.

They have different taste from you.

You fucking contrarian-ass, grody, comic-book-ass motherfucker.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, I just realized that - although I meant to invoke the worst kind of dumbfuck stupid-ass reactionary Internet comic-book fan, not comics as a medium - my comment was unclear.

There's nothing wrong with comics, comics are great.

[(Anonymous)]

What is a comic-book-ass.

Is that someone whose ass is made of comic books?

I am both disturbed and intrigued.

[(Anonymous)]

My dad was in school when corporal punishment was still a thing, and he'd tell stories about shoving comic books and newspapers into his pants when it came time for a paddling.

[(Anonymous)]

See, I've always thought that was an urban legend. Don't you think that the person wielding the paddle would be able to tell the difference?

[(Anonymous)]

Roald Dahl's memoirs said that they were allowed to choose something like five hits with dressing gown off or six with it on, and they always chose "on" because they could wear a thick dressing gown and pad it.

[(Anonymous)]

He said sometimes they could tell and sometimes they couldn't. It was mostly all in how well he sold it hurting. The feel wouldn't be all that different to the paddler, just the sound.

[(Anonymous)]

I asked my dad (who went to a 1950s English boarding school) about it and he said they always got the cane on their bare backsides so he never got a chance to pad anything!

[dethtoll]

+1

[(Anonymous)]

The saltiness.

[(Anonymous)]

Duuuuude.

Dude no.

[dethtoll]

It's like... it's not even your opinion that bothers me, but your use of "sucks ass" (who even still says that in 2015) and "mediocre at best" (which I'm finding is a good indicator of snooty pseudo-intellectual nerds) are red flags so big I could do semaphore with 'em.

[kallanda_lee]

You nailed it.

[lady_dragoon]

Your blow-up doll's getting lonely.

[a_potato]

For some reason, this made me guffaw.

[(Anonymous)]

you know, i gotta say, i've never been a fan of this sort of tactic

if nothing else, it seems unfair to lonely people to imply that they're all awful shitty asshole fanboys