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Rec fics. But with a twist. You have to rec them as if you were trying to get people to buy them (like a commercial or carnival barker).

Uh, was just going to make a rec thread to rec this fic. Not sure how to do this, but I'll try.

Did you watch the new Star Wars movie and get excited about all the shipping potential? Are you looking for a fic that is dark and kinky and emotional and angsty and hot? Then read Broken Wishbones Under Your Bed by Wolfhalls. The main pairing is Kylo/Hux. This fic is perfect.

http://archiveofourown.org/chapters/12229973

I usually skip tags but I didn't this time and I'm giggling at watch as I take Kylo's powers and use them in a completely inappropriate way.

I was not going to read shippy fic with Kylo Ren, but I'll give this a try later because I'm weak and I find him sexy.

It is a very accurate tag.

I found him sexy too. And ended up shipping him with half the cast. This is my favorite of the FA fics so far, though. I just love the dynamic, and the author throws in so much characterization.

The funny thing is, they said they wrote this before seeing the movie. Only it is rather accurate and really works.

Then it is probably relevant to my interests.

Not sure why since I kind of adore him, but I don't ship him with anyone. And usually I do with characters I like, no matter how...er, unstable they are. Maybe next film something will catch my attention.

But this sounds fun! I liked the scenes Kylo had with Hux, and could imagine hate-sex. (Is there hate-sex in this?)

This is actually not hate sex. I went into it looking for hate sex. This is really dark, line-toeing role play sex. Well, there are touches of hate sex, but in a role play sense. It works, somehow. I didn't think I could imagine these two as anything but straight on hate-sex until I read this fic.

Honestly, I just really want Kylo to be dominated by everyone. I'm not sure why, but I came out of this movie thinking that he just would work really well being submissive with just about everyone (even if he'd hate the idea at first).

Ah, so it's that kind of fic.

I think Kylo would want to be dominant but would fail at it pretty hard. I can't see him being too open to admitting enjoying submission, but I could see him liking it begrudgingly.

(Didn't think I was going to have a discussion about Kylo Ren: dominant or submissive today, but that's fandom for you.)

That's actually the dynamic of the Kylo/Rey fic I'll be writing soon: him trying to dominate her, her switching the tables on him. That's exactly the feel I got from him: someone who wants to be dominant and has convinced himself he is, but who is really submissive.

Yes, isn't fandom great? I mean, the movie gave me lots of different sorts of feels, but some of them were definitely shippy.

That's exactly the feel I got from him: someone who wants to be dominant and has convinced himself he is, but who is really submissive.

Well, considering his 'struggle with the light side' and the way he desperately wants to believe he's a big, evil bad guy with no heart, I can see why a dynamic like that would appeal to you because it feels weirdly familiar. Kylo is a guy who is used to denial, lol.

Fandom is beautiful.

Kylo/Rey has a surprisingly large fanbase so I'm sure you'll get plenty of love for your fic!

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No, self. You have so much writing to do. You have no time for reading.

Keeping this tab open to look at these in a few days when I have the time.

Hmmm. If you had that back shot of him from Cap 2, that be more tempting. :)

Seriously, though, I have 3 secret santa things, 2 drabble requests, and a fic request to finish before I can do any more reading. Watching, on the other hand, can be done at the same time, and now I have the urge to rewatch Cap 2.

OMG this image made me dieeeee. Did you make it yourself (please say yes)???

I did!

I read all this like you were a used car salesman somewhere out in Mississippi with only $5 on your budget and 30 seconds of late night screen time.

100/10

SA

I totally glossed over the Mississipi part, so A+, I didn't realize that's what you were going for, lol. Also, best image.

I've also got too much writing to do, but here I am, reading fic. I blame you.

Awwwww, such a cute raccoon! :D Kinda evil looking, but awwww.

every time i see a rec thread, i hope you'll show up

ESPECIALLY now FINALS ARE FINALLY DONE

*gobbles up* you're my hero (i know i'm just a random anon but i think you and i have traded steve head canons at least once)

All the points to you, this is awesome. :D

I'm not even well-versed in this fandom and I may well read these links just 'cause your post was so entertaining to read :D.

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