[ SECRET POST #3279 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3279 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You get to make a wish and own one item or object. You can have anything you want, but you do not get to sell it, trade it, give it away, or profit off of it monetarily in any way; if it's something that normally produces profit then it ceases to do so as soon as you get it. It has to be an item or object, so no wishing to own celebrities or abstract ideas like countries.

What do you wish for?

[(Anonymous)]

A fully functional czar bomba, located ten feet away from Iain Duncan Smith's current location with a remote detonator in my hand.

[comradesmiler]

I'll have to go with good ol' fashioned Nemesis.

[(Anonymous)]

Are animals and planets objects?

[(Anonymous)]

A Tesla Model X. Gull wing doors, man.

[(Anonymous)]

A decent Predator costume.

[(Anonymous)]

A magical dress that can transform into any article of clothing I want and is self-cleaning, so I never have to wash it. (But no matter what form it takes, it always looks great on me.)

[(Anonymous)]

A pocket dimension I can use as a giant walk-in storage room that won't take up any room in my house.

[philstar22]

A house or apartment that is all mine so I can live on my own again.

If we're talking fictional, a TARDIS so I can travel anywhere or when I want.

[(Anonymous)]

Can I wish for a nice apartment? Two bedroom, allows cats, with balcony, completely in order, either not too high up or with an elevator, close to public transport. I'd say fully furnished, but only if I can choose the decor, so that's probably out.

[(Anonymous)]

Do you have to pay associated maintenance and upkeep costs?

[blitzwing]

I'd get a Cintiq 27QHD <3

[badass_tiger]

I'd really love to own a flat in London. Even if I couldn't live in it right away (and I definitely couldn't now), getting to the point where I could live in it would be something to aspire to.

[coffeeyoukai]

The best computer that could be built at that point. With all the time I spend whiling my life away on the Internet, I might as well do it with high specs.

[(Anonymous)]

A magical car that is always two years old, with an engine that never breaks down, tires that don't wear out, and fluid levels that never decrease.

[dethtoll]

A nice, modernist house in suburban Washington state.

[(Anonymous)]

Anti-gravity device that would allow me to go to places flying instead of walking.

[ginainthekingsroad]

Is it cheating if I say a really big envelope stuffed with plane tickets, hotel reservations, and lots and lots of theatre tickets? Plus perhaps an allowance for cabs and food and souvenirs. All inside one envelope.

[kallanda_lee]

I would clearly wish for a residence of some sort. I think ideally I'd have something that are a few habitble rooms and then just a hangar of some sort to store stuff.

[(Anonymous)]

An island with a tiny house on it.

[(Anonymous)]

Utter waste of my time.

[leikomgwtfbbq]

Are we allowed magical objects?

I would want the Heart of Candracar from W.I.T.C.H. just because it has a bunch of powers I would find useful in everyday life.

[caerbannog]

Metal dinosaur for my front yard please.

Or new windows.

[(Anonymous)]

A magic wand that lets its bearer perform an unlimited amount of actual, break the laws of physics and reality magic, so long as the bearer is me and I'm not being coerced in any way, without paying any kind of price for it. I'd use it to heal, purify water and air, fix broken stuff, make plants grow, stuff like that. I wouldn't mind not being able to charge for services since I could fix my house and clothes and make food and heal myself and travel. Hell, there's nothing stopping me from making more wands and giving them away, although I'd put a "can't harm or coerce anyone" limit on them. And on mine, actually. And figure out how to make somewhere north of 7 billion of them at once. I'd say they needed a "no illegal shit" restriction, but presumably people would use them to get away from oppressive regimes and abusive family and stuff, and governments would try and ban them, plus they'd probably fuck the economy up. It'd be worth it to unfuck the environment and allow for easy space travel and things.

[(Anonymous)]

A cherry-red Aston Martin DB-5. With a Decepticon Insignium on the bumper.