[ SECRET POST #3306 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3306 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Super Smash Bros]


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[Shannara Chronicles]


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[Star Wars]


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[Miraculous Ladybug/Saint Tail]


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11. [SPOILERS for Downton Abbey]





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12. [WARNING for rape]



[Law & Order SVU]


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13. [WARNING for rape/abuse/etc - general discussion about triggery subjects]





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14. [WARNING for rape]


http://i.imgur.com/UjxKYv5.jpg
[linked for podracers and a sex scene from GoT?]


























Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #472.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

10. http://i.imgur.com/HVwM24u.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

tldr

I am impressed at how much time and effort was put into this for no impact whatsoever, however

[(Anonymous)]

Soooommmmmmeone's projecting like a powerpoint presentation

[(Anonymous)]

sorry, I just kind of skimmed it, but it looks like this is just an insane rant about how ugly Lena Dunham is?

[gaffsie]

I do not get the over-the-top hatred Lena Dunham's body inspires. I know she's said and done some ~problematic~ things, but in 90% of posts that slag off on her, the focus is on her looks.

It's especially funny/frustrating on Tumblr, where every other day I see a new post about accepting all sizes and all women being beautiful and what have you, and then those same people will talk about how they can't stand Dunham's hideous visage.

Also, I really hope you're not a member of the "protect Adam Driver at all costs" squad, because if you're condemning the vitrol his face inspires while expressing these feelings for Lena Dunham, I can only assume you're dealing with some powerful internalized misogyny.

[(Anonymous)]

Stopped reading after first line; OP's got issues, yo.

[(Anonymous)]

I hate Lena as much as the next person but seriously op. Attacking someone for their looks makes you look like a bratty two old.
Go take a nap and get over it.

[(Anonymous)]

I saw Lena Dunham at a grocery store once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person and congratulated her on Girls, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “Gonnatellmehowyoushootnow? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen snickers in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be busy and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the snickers and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any infetterance',” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each candy bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[(Anonymous)]

Is this supposed to be some kind of tl;dr hot take because the internet calls him ugly?

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, that's a lot of words I didn't read.

guys

[(Anonymous)]

I'm ninety percent sure the text is a /tv/ copypasta originally about Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis. Still shitty, could still express OP's thoughts on Lena Dunham, but probably a troll.

[(Anonymous)]

IMO

Lena's face >> Adam's face
Adam's body >>>> Lena's body
Adam's personality >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*> Lena's personality

[iceyred]

I don't find potato-face appealing either, but this reads like a really weird porn fic.

At least the show is ending.

[(Anonymous)]

Ugly anon is really paying their dues huh

[(Anonymous)]

TLDR

[(Anonymous)]

haha wow okay

[sachiko_san]

This was hilarious. 10/10 OP.

[(Anonymous)]

Adam's nipples look really squishy and interesting

[mrs_don_draper]

There are SO MANY valid reasons to hate her, and her looks aren't/shouldn't be why you hate her/anyone.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god, just go swallow some metal.

[(Anonymous)]

This whole secret is a 4chan copypasta.

Anyways personality aside, I think Lena is generally pretty average looking. Her personality and fashion sense make her more unattractive than anything else.

[bio_obscura]

I'm so confused about why people have this misconception that Adam Driver is attractive.

[philstar22]

I really hope you are a troll. Because this secret really pisses me off. Attraction is subjective. Some men like women who look like that. And as a larger woman I still think it is possible for me to find someone who is attracted to me.

[gobbledigook]

I love this secret.