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⌈ Secret Post #3310 ⌋

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[Burn Notice]

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[Devil’s Rejects]

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(Jennifer Lawrence)

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[David Bowie]

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[Star Trek: The Next Generation, Wesley Crusher]

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[Mushishi - Shrine in the sea]

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[William Daniels and Alan Rickman]

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[Doctor Who]

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[Rocky Horror Picture Show]

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[Psych]

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[Star Wars prequels, Twilight saga]

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04. http://i.imgur.com/1Vzp9bE.jpg
(Jennifer Lawrence)

I love this, just because it's so detailed.

LOL I like the way you think, nonny!

So... the only thing stopping you from fucking around is the fact that you don't look like Jennifer Lawrence?

Man, I hate to break it to you OP, but you don't have to look like that to get the D.

The sense that I get from OP is that the anonymity is also a large part of it.

Also more generally a lot of the time there's a gap between fantasy and reality, you know?

How in the world would there be anonymity if you looked exactly like J. Law? I mean, everyone would assume you were J. Law, the tabloids would have a field day, and then when it eventually came out that you were a weird doppelganger/plastic surgery addict everyone would know who you were

Please stop taking it literally and understand that this is someone talking about their fantasy and so it probably works the way that fantasies generally work, IE not entirely rationally.

Re: Taking it literally

herpymcderp - 2016-01-27 00:19 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-01-27 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

nayrt but I assumed that was part of the fun, having their actions be blamed on Jlaw ... or like maybe they went back in time and took over her body so she never became famous but still somehow looked just like her movie character?

herpymcderp - 2016-01-27 00:18 (UTC) - Expand

Well, you're a better person than me. I'd go to the bars and let them all buy me drinks and let them think they're going to get me back to their rooms, and then I'd just leave. I'd use it to get stuff from guys and tease them for fun but only sleep with those who I find attractive (and it's rare that I find people attractive).

You sound like you're a cunt.

nayrt but I don't see how this is any worse or better than the original secret? They're both fantasies. You know, imaginary?

My mistake, but people who do that are usually cunts (or dicks/assholes if men do it).

(no subject)

(Anonymous) - 2016-01-27 00:50 (UTC) - Expand

Yeah, women who have the gall to only sleep with people she finds attractive are cunts. Uh huh. Been a long dry spell for you, has it?

No women (or men) who deliberately lead the other person on so they can get free stuff and then leave them high and dry are.

You're (obviously) not obligated to go with someone but trying to fuck someone over like that for shits and giggles is pretty crappy.

(Anonymous) - 2016-01-27 04:00 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-01-27 04:21 (UTC) - Expand

(reply from suspended user)

I'd totally do the "older but still fit and attractive businessman". I have a thing for older men who look good in suits... (Why yes, I AM so shallow you can stand in a puddle of me and not get your feet wet.)

I have a thing for older men who look good in suits...

I feel you.

And like most people have said, while it might be easier to pick guys up as JLaw, I imagine OP could still manage!

However, to me it sounds like looking like someone else and/or being someone else might be a major component of this fantasy. (Possibly so much that OP doesn't feel much or any desire to do it IRL?)

Not sure, but whatever the case...enjoy your feisty sex fantasies. They sound fun.

(Also: This is a great look for JLaw.)

Mmm, yes. A man who dresses well... not necessarily expensively, but well. I have a weakness for them, too.

Honestly, you probably still could, even if you're not JLaw.

But let's face it, it'd be a hell of a lot easier! Dunno about OP but as a 30-something housewife whose waistline owes a lot to tacos, I think it'd be a little more of a challenge.

Of course, but...people often underestimate themselves. Basically, you don't need to be a movie star to get laid.

(Anonymous) - 2016-01-27 01:53 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-01-27 04:02 (UTC) - Expand

on the other hand, you do get to have tacos

And you need to look like Jennifer Lawrence to do this?

Why would you let him think you were a prostitute, why not just go for it as a one night stand? It seems kind of strange. Personally it seems to me that it would be less hot to pretend to be a prostitute, since then he would assume you were just doing it for the $ as opposed to genuinely wanting a night of passion.