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Anything to do with the Hannibal fandom. At all.

I have a rape kink, by which I mean that in fiction I like to read about (or even see) men being raped in rather awful ways.

...Same. Mostly M/M but F/M rape works too, so I guess I could try to set up some kind of scenario, but... I honestly have no idea if any guy would be into it, and whether or not knowing "oh but he's actually loving it and agreed to it well in advance" would kill the whole thing.

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In real life? My gay (male) sex kink. I'm a lesbian, by the way. Het doesn't turn me on at all, and it isn't to say I don't love gay female sex because oh boy I do. Still, most of the porn I watch is gay male/slash/yaoi/etc and I like to envision myself take it up the ass by another dude, but the fantasy only works if I imagine myself being a guy, too. If I think of myself as a girl, I get turned off so fast.

This is surprisingly common. I'm straight and I love gay porn, so I assumed that all of the other women I ran into who were also fans would be straight (or bi) too, and yet there were a shocking number of lesbians.

My guess is that RL sexuality/fantasy kinks don't match up as much as we'd like to pretend they do. There all kiiiiiiiinds of things that I'm down with in a fantasy scenario that would kill my ladyboner dead if they happened IRL.

Yeah I'm a lesbian with a huge like.......slightly D/s-y blow job kink? tf do I do with that

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One of my big kinks is one I can't do as a human. Why don't humans have an intimate essence part we can merge dammit?

(Sometimes I hate being in a fandom where my big kink is impossible for humans.)

I want to read/write smutty fic of characters in Old Hollywood movies, but there is just no audience. I think I've read everything on AO3 and don't even see the point in writing my own fic. :/

Read Parhelion's Hurrah for Hollywood? DO EET:
http://www.e-fic.com/sundog/original.html

Scars. I'm not into the act of scarring, I'm just into large noticeable scars, so like? Probably won't be able to do anything with that.

I have a kink for heights. I used to live where there were cliffs and high overpasses and things that I could go to and enjoy. But now I've moved to a boring flat area utterly devoid of tall buildings or rocky cliffs.

I want to take up skydiving eventually but it costs too much right now. So, I can't think of a way to satisfy my heights kink.

so wait, did you.....go and jerk it on top of the overpasses? or just go up and then get off on the memory later? what's the kink angle in all this is what I'm getting at.

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Unless there are boarding schools in the states, i'm fucked. And not in a boarding school, which is the idea.

I'm not sure why.

There are TONS of boarding schools in the States. Google can help you here.

There are!

They exist! Used to date a guy who went to one.

So I have this fantasy kink about having a penis. I'm not even sure why, but a good majority of my fantasies feature me having a dick or just women with dicks generally. All the other parts too. Still having a vagina. Just having a penis as well.

I have no idea why I have this fantasy. It isn't the same as a pegging fantasy, which I also have. And I've only ever seen femslash fics with this kink, not het.

Hey, me too. My go to masturbation fantasy this week is getting sucked off by a man.

philstar22 - 2016-02-07 00:42 (UTC) - Expand

Ditto.

IDK why either.

I've just discovered a fetish for bellydancing. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? I might as well have a kink for telegraph operators for all the action I can get with this.

Go watch a bellydancing performance, excuse yourself, then masturbate/have sex.

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Flik/Viktor weight gain. Because clearly Flik's only teasing Viktor about gaining weight because it turns him on.

Also Rikimaru + stuffing? I mean, he's canonically into it.

(And I only have nothing to do with these because there have been like two Suikoden kink memes and both of them are long dead.)

I love chubby girls and weight gain. (I'm not into vore, or stuffing/feeding strangely enough.)

I also like humiliation and dirty talk, but I tend to stay away from dub-con (even though i'd actually kind of like it) cause it tends to veer too quick into non-con, which is a hard no for me.

I like BDSM too, but I tend to shy away from it because I'm a little ashamed to be associated with 50 Shades.

Both are pretty vanilla, but I'm not a generally kinky person.

Consensual all women or all men gangbang stuff, where everyone is really into screwing one person one after another.

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