[ SECRET POST #3328 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3328 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 069 secrets from Secret Submission Post #476.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

After a scathing February 13th rebuke by the Queen of fandom, thousands of former A/B/O kink writers have come to the realization that they had been on the wrong side of history all this time.

"I couldn't believe I had been so blind," said knottingrules95, professional internet commenter. "Everything she said was true. Guys having periods? Being in heat? KNOTTING? It was awful and horrible. We need to return to good old-fashioned fanfic values."

When questioned about her next fic, she said she planned to write "some wholesome dub-con hurt/comfort whump, maybe with some sex pollen and aliens made them do it." Said fic reportedly features BBC Sherlock and Tachibana Makoto, but as biological brothers, in order to give it that traditional incest kick.

"We've gone too far," agreed RealCocksMatter, drabbler, formerly known as LubricatedButtholes. "We're trying to go back to our roots. Non-con, RPS, gore, torture - the vanilla stuff. None of this newfangled A/B/O."

The Queen could not be reached for comment, but has been quoted as saying she did not "need all that shit in [her] life."

[(Anonymous)]

A+

[(Anonymous)]

HAHAHAHA omg.

[sabotabby]

*cracks up*

[(Anonymous)]

A/B/O isn't something I've ever delved into (just doesn't seem my thing from what I understand about it), but this had me cackling :D. Well done.

Yeah, nobody can, or should, control others' fanfic preferences or tastes, so I really don't get why some continue to insist on trying to do so. If a trope isn't one's thing, just...don't read those kinds of stories? Problem solved.

[ariakas]

This is one of the best posts on this comm, by far.

[iceyred]

This is the best comment ever. XD

[(Anonymous)]

I love you

[doilycoffin]

lmao, I love you

[fingalsanteater]

amazing.

[(Anonymous)]

I wish dreamwidth had a like button. I'd like this comment. Then unlike it so I could like it a bunch more times.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, this is brilliant!

[(Anonymous)]

*gives you a standing ovation* That was beautiful. Simply beautiful.

[caerbannog]

I chuckled out loud, well done anon!

[eyeshine72]

You win.

A++++++

[(Anonymous)]

I´d upvote you if this were Reddit!

[dancinbutterfly]

You need to take this to the Onion with an application. *applause*

[(Anonymous)]

As they used to say in the good old days before us fanfic-writers sunk into the depravity of A/B/O: 'where would you like your internets delivered?' XD

[(Anonymous)]

You win fandom secrets and maybe even life.