[ SECRET POST #3329 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3329 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[herpymcderp]

Tali was MAI WAIFU, but not because of a mask fetish. She was just the least annoying romance option out of all of them.

I would much rather have romanced Zaeed or Kasumi but noooooo.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, Zaeed?! Why?! He was the worst character in ME2 by far. I'd have been so incredibly pissed if I paid extra money for him.

[diet_poison]

+1. Least favorite squadmate with the possible exception of Ashley...nah, still probably least favorite.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Don't forget Morinth.

(On second thought, do forget Morinth. The third game sure did.)

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[diet_poison]

Oops, I forgot Morinth.

I didn't recruit her though and don't really have any interest in doing so.

(To be fair, I did think she was a good character. Just not someone I'd ever want to romance, heh.)

[herpymcderp]

Because you have bad taste, I guess?

Everyone else was boring and whiny and wanted to talk about ~feelings~ or something. I would have loved a Mass Effect relationship that consisted of talking about war stories and favorite weapons and occasionally fucking*.

That's how I like my irl relationships to go. Mainly just hanging out and talking about cool stuff with the occasional sex and maybe an "I love you" once a year or so.

*Maybe Garrus was kind of like this, but I didn't play as femshep so I have no idea.

[(Anonymous)]

I-I liked Zaeed.