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⌈ Secret Post #3332 ⌋

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(David Bowie)

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(Great British Bake Off for Sports Relief, Ed Balls)

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[Pokemon]

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[Star Wars: TFA]

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[Damian Lewis, Dick Winters, Band Of Brothers]

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[Daughter of the Lilies]

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[David Eddings]

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[Sengoku Basara]

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[JJBA]

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[Men In Black I, II, III]

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Putting aside everything else, I woke up with a pimple on the side of my nose and I can see it out of the corner of my eye and it's driving me mad.

It's just there.

Always there.

Watching me.

Ugh, that is the worst.

....Could be in worse places, though. Or weirder? Like one time I had one on my forearm and I was like how.

Those are usually an ingrown hair and you just can't see it.

Except it wasn't.

Also, fun fact: I have never had an ingrown hair. The majority of my body hair is extremely fine and baby soft and just doesn't ingrow. Also my arms are practically hairless. It's weird.

I vote for ones being in inner thighs or pubic hair as the worst. Had both of those and they really suck. Also ones on the back that you can't reach but know are there. Underarms are also uncomfortable because they rub.

Ass zits also, especially if they're cystic and someplace you have to sit on all day.

I got one behind my ear a few weeks ago! Forearm is a bit nuts though. What are you doing pimple.

It's kind of painful and where I would like to rest my glasses but now I have them low like an angry librarian.

Idk. This is really the smallest problem I have had today. Literally. It is a pimple.

I woke up with a dislocated shoulder and I can only communicate using text to speech. Perspective!

I'd just like to let you know that if I was there I would pop it for you. ...Not in a creepy way. I'm not into that.

But because that's what friends do.

Aww. Thank you.
Some people love watching, and others nope out if I even talk about it.

I rarely need help, and when I do it's usually with my knees or hips because legs are heavy when they're not moving on their own. My shoulder went back in on its own, it was just twisted the wrong way. I was sleeping with my backwards elbow next to my head, because sleeping me found that comfy? Idk. I need to be strapped down when I sleep so I stop doing weird things.

...I really have to wonder about those people who nope out at the mention of medical difficulties. Like... how do they even handle the real world if that's enough to scare them off?

Clearly you need a sleep coffin. You can be like some kind of chic 90's vampire.

Eh. You can't really help what grosses you out I guess.

... All I can think of is the cast of Buffy now.
Do I have to wear the brown lipstick and platform shoes?

Black lipstick is acceptable as long as you wear a leather trench coat.

Sounds like comfortable sleep attire.

Well, to be fair if you're a 90's vampire you can still be killed by sunlight so all that leather is probably pretty comforting.

~~Not if I have the Gem of Amara.~~

*cough*

I mean. I haven't watched too much Buffy. There is no such thing as too much Buffy.
Stop judging me!

Sorry bella, you know I love you, but I'm judging you so hard with all your Buffy watching.

Sometimes I just need my 90s girl power! binge sessions.

The Spice Girls got to me young, Herpy. I have needs. Needs that cannot be filled by man music or man hero stories. You may come to the Buffy marathons if you judge silently and bring dark chocolate and chips.

I will fight anyone who tries to tell me Spice World wasn't awesome.

I miss it! I haven't watched it since we had a VHS player. Used to watch it at every sleepover. Omg.

Alternatively, you could wear a cassock. I'm pretty sure there are many religious orders whose members used to sleep in coffins as a reminder of their mortality.

Or you could wear a frilly Victorian nightgown like Sarah Bernhardt, who owned a fine rosewood coffin that she sometimes slept in. It also doubled as a writing desk.

Wow. That's kind of dark.

I wonder what kind of dreams you have if you sleep in a coffin.

I've gotten them up my nose, inside my ear canal, on the back of my head, and in three different places not to be mentioned in polite company.

That is truly impressive. I thought I was the king of weird places to get acne but I relinquish my crown to you lol.

I have gotten them inside my ear before - not deep in the canal, but in that little cup of ear flap just outside the entrance. Weird spot.

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