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(Red Dead Redemption, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt)

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[Star Trek: The Next Generation]

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[One Direction, "What Makes You Beautiful"]

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[Hanayome wa Motodanshi]

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[Driver: San Francisco, Jun and Ayumu]

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[Naruto]

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[Ash Ketchum/Professor Oak]

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Or songs that are homoerotic/whatever the feminine form of homoerotic is.

whatever the feminine form of homoerotic is

Homoerotic.

Well, that isn't true for 'homosexual', so I wasn't sure. No malice intended.

Re: Gay/lesbian songs?

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Avril Lavigne(sp?), that Hello Kitty song or whatever it was called.

Somehow the first time I listened to this song I completely missed the homoerotic subtext (if you can even call it subtext and not just text). I think it was because it was featured in an ONTD post and everyone there was obnoxiously losing their shit over how "disgustingly racist" it was and how "Avril Lavigne is such fucking trash," and I was so distracted by their hysterics that I wasn't paying much attention.

Then someone here posted about it, and I listened to it again, and I've kind of loved it ever since. I mean, the "fat kid on a pack of smarties" line makes me cringe, for sure, but for the most part, Yay hot lesbian double entendres!

Walk on the Wild Side by Lou Reed.

Take Me To Church has a gay themed music video.

THAT MUSIC VIDEO. *SOBS*

The Magnetic Fields - I Thought You Were My Boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1anwxo7H2I

Two Gallants - Nothing To You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVOcFme-ZUQ

Miike Snow - Genghis Khan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

Slim Cessna’s Auto Club - SCAC 101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TddpClmg3Po

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Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover - by Sophie B. Hawkins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31tiWX-8bdc

Melissa. Etheridge. All the way.

I love Brandi Carlile to death. Kd lang, Indigo Girls, Janis Ian, Ani DiFranco if you're into her ("If It Isn't Her" is important to me). Janelle Monáe's got a queer thing going on and I dig it.

A lot of Florence and the Machine's songs are kinda homoerotic.

Jennifer Corday

I Didn't Just Kiss Her by Jen Foster

I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer

How do you tell if a girl is a lesbian?

Most things by Lesbian Bed Death but I like Goth Girls are Easy and Catholic Sex Kitten. NSFW, obviously.

Christians and the Pagans has a lesbian couple in it, but it's about getting along with other religions.

This cover of Take Me to Church

The Butchies

idk if it's really "lesbian music" but Janis Ian is a lesbian and I like her stuff

ETA

I Don't Do Boys

And if showtunes are your thing:

Lesbian Butch Dyke

An Old Fashioned Love Story

And Changing My Major

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Franz Ferdinand - Michael

T-Rex - 20th century boy

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Jenny - Studio Killers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egUQju95vT8

Jessie's Girl - Mary Lambert (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QzleRO1F6E

Gay Pirates - Cosmo Jarvis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dysG12QCdTA

A couple of classics:
The Lavender Song - Ute Lemper (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqULd0DOv7g

Masculine Women! Feminine Men! - Irving Kaufman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSlfQ49Bq1s

I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You. The most obvious interpretation is that it's from a lesbian's point of view, although that's not necessarily the case.

Lover I Don't Have to Love switches subjects (and POVs?) enough that it's hard to tell if it's straight, gay, or bi.

The Adam Lambert version of Fever.

This cover of "I'm on Fire" by Camille Harp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKTSc-7s-vQ&feature=player_embedded

The Maid Needs a Maid by Emily Haines. Tell me more about how her breasts heave when she sings and how her mouth should be working for you for free.

I'm Not In Love" by 10cc is WIDELY rumored to be about a gay guy who won't come out.

Erasure
Most of the B52s catalog
A fair bit of Pet Shop Boys after Tennant came out.

It's not outright gay, but I always thought the girl singing Jolene was herself a bit in love with Jolene. at least enough to be considered homoerotic =)

Secret by Missy Higgins:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT0RqXCiAWo

Wild by Troye Sivan (I don't recall the song being explicitly M/M, but the beautiful video certainly is, as are the other two videos in Sivan's Blue Neighborhood triptych)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdXNNveYOfU

Viðrar vel til loftárása by Sigur Ros (Yes, this song is in Icelandic. Yes, the music video for it is long and the resolution is terrible. But seriously, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND watching it anyway, it's just so beautiful.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akYuy2FMQk4

Andy You're A Star by The Killers (This one is cheating a bit, since there's no evidence that this song was meant to be homoerotic. But there seems to be a pretty common consensus that it comes across as homoerotic, whether it was meant be to or not.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQtXxgAAXEk

Michael- Franz Ferdinand.

Anything by Team Dresch or Third Sex.

"Sweet Thing/Candidate/Sweet Thing (Reprise)"- David Bowie.