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TMI thread!

Share your worst and best TMI (too much information) situations!

Brought to you by the deep ingrown hair on my lady parts that is going to be so much puss when it comes to head

Ouch! Maybe you shouldn't shave down there? Apparently that can cause those issues...?

(On another note, do a lot of people really shave their lady areas? I would never do that!!)

I usually shave just a bit to keep hair from sticking out of, say, swim suit bottoms. I'd never go all the way! What's even the point of that?????? I've never understood doing so either.

I don't shave there! Only trim. This is just a regular old ingrown but unusually deep. I'll hot compress it later.

I have an electric lady shaver that trims it very short, though not entirely gone.

Re: Tmi

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-26 15:55 (UTC) - Expand

idk if a lot of people do but I do. For the sole reason of: I like how it feels. Sexually.

(Idk if I can I maybe want to start waxing instead cause it lasts longer and doesn't get stubbly as fast.)

I love the way being completely bare feels (it makes sex/masturbation more enjoyable to me personally) but I haaaaate shaving the area so I end up only doing it rarely. I'm also not a huge fan of the way it actually looks

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-26 07:10 (UTC) - Expand

I had an IBS flare-up earlier this week and the resulting diarrhea felt like napalm slowly draining out of my butt. And all the wiping made my butthole and the area around it raw and bloody, which is so soothing to see on the toilet paper, let me tell you. My butthole is finally feeling better, thanks to coconut oil and neosporin. Fuck IBS.

I'm sorry! :( That sounds awful.

Because I love trying to help people who haven't asked for it over the internet (we all have our flaws!) I wanted to ask if you've tried any of these products?

(I found the teas especially helpful when my guts wouldn't settle for a long time. I didn't have diagnosed IBS just lots of diarrhea and pain for a long time.)

http://www.amazon.com/Heathers-Tummy-Organic-Fennel-Teabags/dp/B000AF0A78/
http://www.amazon.com/Heathers-Tummy-Organic-Peppermint-Teabags/dp/B000AEWGBM/

Also slippery elm (in a tea as well) was a godsend!

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-26 01:53 (UTC) - Expand

This is a feel I continually know.

Oh, and now I get anal fissures if I have an episode of pissbutt that lasts longer than a week or two. SO THAT'S JUST GREAT.

There's a product called Calmoseptine (which you can buy at most big pharmacies in the US -- like Walgreens). I've dealt with Crohn's disease for years and after a flare, this stuff is the best for a sore butthole. My doctor recommended it and it does work wonders.

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-26 03:31 (UTC) - Expand

Basically any time I bite my mouth (or scrape it, like with particularly dry toast) the abrasion develops into a little ulcer (canker sore). And they're really fucking painful. It's 10 days since this one first developed and it's only just starting to heal. It's hard not being able to eat anything acidic/salty/crunchy/dairy. It's the wooooorst.

I get that problem sometimes. In my case, it's usually when I'm under a lot of stress and/or not sleeping well.

Try warm salt water rinses. Mix a tablespoon or two of salt in a glass of warmer but not hot water. You can add a little hydrogen peroxide if you like. My dentist recommend this to me for canker sores.

ginainthekingsroad - 2016-02-26 00:35 (UTC) - Expand

Get a mouthwash containing clorhexidine gluconate. You may need a prescription, but it can usually be bought at drugstores and is by far the best treatment for canker sores, as it both dulls the pain and allows them to heal much faster than if they are left alone.

Source: my mom the dental hygienist.

ginainthekingsroad - 2016-02-26 01:37 (UTC) - Expand

herpymcderp - 2016-02-26 01:42 (UTC) - Expand

Once I bit my lip so hard that it was bleeding like crazy, and developed a canker sore right in the corner of my mouth, halfway out. Then it got infected.
For a week half my face was swollen, I could barely talk, and every night there was pus coming out and gluing my lips together.
It finally went away when I took antibiotics.
It was the fucking WORST so yes I feel you.

I know that feel. I get canker sores all the time. If I so much as look at a pineapple I get one. Oddly enough, other acidic food doesn't give them to me like that.

I have seasonal allergies, and the pollen count is holding steady at High. I look forward to picking my nose at the end of a long day at work. It's always so rewarding.

I hate when I forget to pull back and release my foreskin before peeing, and it turns out it's in a weird twisted-up position, so the first two seconds of urine go in some random direction rather than where I was aiming.

I did not know this was a thing, and i'm sorry, but I laughed. Oh man.

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-26 07:33 (UTC) - Expand

It doesn't matter how much you clean yourself and how careful you are. Sooner or later you will discover the tiny clit-pearl of toilet paper wedged up there in between a couple equally tiny folds and hate yourself for about an hour.

I have a zit on my vagina and I popped it this morning.

oh god I had a big lumpy pimple on the inside of my labia and it finally popped and now it's leaking a small amount of blood on to my pantyliner. I hate labia pimples.

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-26 15:57 (UTC) - Expand

this isn't really gross but there's nowhere else I can share it

I fucking cut my taint while manscaping this afternoon and I want to cry

(Anonymous) - 2016-02-26 03:53 (UTC) - Expand

tabaqui - 2016-02-26 04:32 (UTC) - Expand

I hate earwax build up but the sense of satisfaction I get when a huge chunk breaks loose is amazing. I always inspect it and smoosh it around if I can.