[ SECRET POST #3367 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3367 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Ahaha, all that old flowery language we used to try and get around the naughty bits. His "length" was a popular one. I fortunately never ran into "member" outside of a romance novel, but I've heard it had a brief stint in fanfic too. Oh oh, and essence! So great.

[philstar22]

Yup. Length is one I use too. But it just feels more appropriate for the Tolkien fandom. Occasionally I'll use cock. But mostly length and release and seed. I don't know, it just sounds better to me for this fandom. Never used essence, though.

[diet_poison]

..."essence"???

[(Anonymous)]

The flowery-est of all terms for semen. His essence!

[diet_poison]

hahahaha why

[(Anonymous)]

Preserve our essence!

[a_potato]

I once saw semen described as "the creamy distillation of his passion."

Which, among other things, is just way too many words.

[skeletal_history]

Not to be all of twelve years old here, but baaaarrrfff

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I know what phrase I'm going to somehow interject into every single fanfic I ever write from now on.

[a_potato]

I think you should start by writing a fic about a male MC making New England clam chowder.

[sabotabby]

Make this happen.

[(Anonymous)]

after "creamy distillation" I couldn't help but finish it as "of his passionfruit"

http://www.amythielen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tumblr_inline_n6yot2ow0z1s739lu1.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

I had yogurt with passionfruit like that almost every day when I studied abroad. Those memories will never be the same.

[a_potato]

Oh. Oh the places my mind has gone. :(

[(Anonymous)]

Am I going to have a nightmare about alembics?
Or maybe a moonshine still?

LMFAO.

[silverr]

"member" was pretty common in certain anime fandoms, as I recall.