[ SECRET POST #3369 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3369 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02. http://i.imgur.com/6Q4pNb9.gifv
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[Mulan 2]


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(Devil May Cry)


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(Justin Lukach, Departures)


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[New Tricks]


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[One Direction]


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(rantasmo)


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[Killer Instinct for xbox one]


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[Fallen London]


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18. [SPOILERS for The Blacklist]




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19. [SPOILERS for Zootopia]




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20. [SPOILERS for Boku dake ga Inai Machi (ERASED)]




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21. [SPOILERS for House of Cards (Character Death)]




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22. [WARNING for rape/sexual assault]



















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Comments

One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

Have you practiced your lies or plan for humiliated someone? Are you trying out tones of voice for "oh come on, it's only a joke" to dismiss anyone saying you weren't fucking funny? What is your plans, share them with us, which group or cause are you going to be picking on this year?

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

What are you talking about?

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

April Fool's Day. They were probably triggered by someone switching sugar for salt.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

April Fool's Day I'm guessing.

There are ways to prank that aren't spiteful. Basically all you have to do is put yourself in the place of your "victim". If you would hate it done to you, don't do it to them.

IMO, a good prank is something that is just the most minor of inconveniences and causes at worst a moment of harmless confusion.

For example: switching the insides of cereal boxes,but make sure that the "replacement" is safe for people in the house as well. Like one grain or corn based cereal for another.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

Well you have a thin fucking skin.

I swear either I'm getting to be more of an asshole in my old age, or people really are getting to be more and more pathetic.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[nonnymouscawitz]

I think you're being a bit melodramatic, but I really do hate April Fool's Day. I have a massive inability to detect sarcasm or tell when people are joking, and so I spend all of April 1st feeling anxious and on edge. It's better now, though, because as I get older no one I know actually cares about April Fool's Day, and I surround myself with people who know how I am and try to be nice to me.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[feotakahari]

April 1st really lets out the sociopaths, doesn't it? It's like the entire Internet and most college campuses turn into 4chan for a day.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

Not just the internet or colleges.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[dethtoll]

I plan to give my dog a birthday treat that day. She'll be 15!

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

Give your dog a birthday pet for me!

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[caerbannog]

We will require obligatory pictures of your dog on her birthday!

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

Am I the only person who never sees anyone do shit for April 1st, except for like, fake news articles and that time my roommate hid paper fish all over our apartment? Maybe you need to stop hanging out with bullies?

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[ketita]

I have made it very clear to all my new friends that I have approximately -100000 sense of humor for pranks. Should they prank me, I will absolutely be a wet blanket about it. I will be annoyed. Possibly angry. It will not be good fun. And no I will not lighten up.

I laid the groundwork for this already several months ago, so hopefully things will be fine.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. I can't see how that could possibly go wrong. You weren't the lawyer who advised Barbara Streisand on privacy issues by any chance?

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[blitzwing]

Being humiliated sounds good. Can't believe I've been missing out on a holiday for that all these years.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

I just wonder if this year "I'm voting for Trump" will be the new "I'm pregnant."

Speaking of fake April Fools pregnancies...

[(Anonymous)]

I actually had a friend on FB who didn't post frequency and mentioned her pregnancy so rarely, I didn't realize she was pregnant. So when she said "going into labor!" I was like "LOL okay", then twelve hours later... there was a baby.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

It's not funny when someone pulls the so and so died bit or something similar, but I understand where you're coming from. People can be cruel, intentionally or otherwise.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[kallanda_lee]

I think I'm going to be picking on my "coach" at work because he likes playing psychological games, and that makes me downright murderous.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[bigpaw]

Well, I'm taking the MCAT that day, sooooo...

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[sparrow_lately]

I'll be......plodding away at To Kill a Mockingbird with my 9th graders. Maybe they'll have a dress down day!

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

I hope by that you mean you'll give them a stern dressing down over even the most minor mistake or infraction.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

I think I'm going to replace all the plates in the house with frisbees.

Because I understand what a prank actually is.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

I was pretty severely bullied when I was young and I'm also super sensitive and emotional, so I hate being pranked if the prank involves public humiliation at my expense and/or pain/fear inducing pranks. I know people just find it funny to mess around with each other, but I can't help but take it personally. Like, I was targeted because it's most hilarious when I suffer, not anyone else. I know I'm sounding over sensitive, but that's just how I am. I'm a lot better at laughing off stupid things that happen to me, but my best friend knows there are limits to his pranks.

Re: One week to go until spiteful bully day

[(Anonymous)]

I always fall for this every single year.