[ SECRET POST #3501 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3501 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Pretty Little Liars]


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[Death in Paradise]














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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Just because it is paradise for some does not mean a tropical island is paradise for all. I'd consider it a living hell having to live on one. I hate the heat, I hate the humidity, I hate the sand everywhere, and I hate how everything is covered in sticky chili sauce or cooked with beans. Screw that. I'm with the asshole stick in the mud.

[crossy_woad]

IT'S COARSE AND DRY AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE.

[killaurey]

Me too, me too. You could not pay me to go and live on a tropical island. I'd hate myself, everything about it, and everyone who told me I ought to enjoy it because ~tropical island~.

[(Anonymous)]

... but you probably wouldn't complain all the time, to the people who did love it and call it home, would you? THAT'S what makes him the asshole, not the whole disliking the tropical heat thing.

[(Anonymous)]

Sure I would. It falls under "complaining about the weather" which is a valid topic of conversation for British people.

[(Anonymous)]

And people seem to ignore the "forcibly relocated" part. The most beautiful place in the world isn't going to be paradise if you were sent their against your will.

[(Anonymous)]

True, but it still doesn't give you free license to be a jerk about someone else's home and culture.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't forget the way saltwater leaves you feeling sticky. Man, fuck the ocean.

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[(Anonymous)]

I would really dislike the humidity and the sand and the salt water. I would hate the assumption that I must love it because it is beautiful and the assumption that everybody loves the beach and playing in the water (I can swim, I would just rather not) or lying in the sun (I like the heat but burn so easily) - even if not everybody makes the assumption, plenty do. But... I wouldn't go around criticizing it to people who live there and love it and I would try to find things that I did like and/or things that would make it more tolerable.