[ SECRET POST #3503 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3503 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Avatar: The Last Airbender]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 56 secrets from Secret Submission Post #500.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

08. http://i.imgur.com/FljygU8.png
[Overwatch]

[wannabe_influential]

...Slightly related, but OP, did you make a similar secret about Genos from One Punch Man awhile back?

[(Anonymous)]

I was going to mention that!

But I'm not sure if it's OP, or if it's just a general fandom!secrets thing to love non-human cocks and genitalia. Because it definitely seems plausible that it's the latter.

[(Anonymous)]

OP

I've made a few OPM secrets, so probably! (Although I do know there's at least one other OPM secret maker. They aren't all mine!)

Being completely real here for Genos I kind of love the idea of him having a pussy. (I actually just had a doujinshi privately translated for myself where Genos gets one installed because he wanted to have sex with sensei and so he kind of fibbed his way into it, it's kind of hilarious in a cracky doujinshi sort of way. The only reason I haven't shared it publicly is because people can be kind of gross about that sort of thing and as an FtM I really don't want to read a bunch of "....???" "LoL wHy DoEs He HaVe A pUsSy????" "ew gross" "would have been better with two dicks" "why doesn't he have a dick?" comments when it inevitably gets stolen for the Myreadingmanga site. I'm also getting one translated where Saitama gets hit with some monster power and temporarily gets a pussy. :P)

I'll totally read fics where he's dually equipped, but my favourites are one where he has a pussy. Fandom kind of does the same thing with Saitama that they do with Genji in that Saitama's become the default fandom bottom, so after like 8 million fics where Saitama gets the cyborg D I'm all about Genos getting pounded.

[lb_lee]

Man, I'm just wondering about the medical shenanigans that would be required to justify only having those parts of a character survive. That's... an interesting world-building question.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. In canon Genji was killed by his brother Hanzo, and I think with a sword (i've heard a lot of people say Hanzo gave up his sword after the killing, but I haven't got a proper source so take that with a grain of salt). Like. What did he do??? Stab him and then feed him into a woodchipper or what?

I guess there might have been a gap between Hanzo leaving him to die and Overwatch finding him and he could have bled out making some of his parts unusable, but idk if that works either.

We'll probably never find out. /shrug

[lb_lee]

Decapitation? Massive overkill? The worst secondary infection ever?

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Well, knowing probably a lot more than I should about sword injuries after I did a bunch of research for a certain original character in a novel I'm writing, honestly Genji's dick was probably one of the first things to go if Hanzo was going wild with his sword lol. You would be surprised how often "extremities" get hacked off like that. The nose is another really popular one, and the ears. Even just glancing blows can hack the tender bits off.

I kind of imagine most of Genji's body was probably rendered unusable because of the multiple deep slash wounds? It doesn't take much to disembowel someone and hack into major arteries and shit, so if Hanzo had a homicidal superpowered freakout, I can easily see where Genji's body could be rendered basically completely non-salvageable. The myriad of scars briefly shown on Genji's face seem to bear this out too. The science fiction aspect of it kicks in when we start wondering how his head survived lol. I think it's pretty much implied that all that is left of "former" Genji is like a skull, a brain, and either a face or some bits of a face. It seems he's pretty much encased within a cybernetic body, kind of like Genos from OPM, same concept.

[lb_lee]

Sooooo, basically dude got brain-in-a-jar-ed for a bit?

I'm okay with that.

[(Anonymous)]

Magically human genitals is probably my least-favorite trope in various fandoms. I mean I get that it's about what appeals to you, no matter how illogical, but darnit some of us like the weird stuff! I guess it's the male and fandom version of "Wow, isn't it convenient that all these fantasy/alien women look exactly like idealized human women with a teenie minor change like green skin or cat ears."

[fishnchips]

This comment reminds me of this comic: http://oglaf.com/dimorphism/

[(Anonymous)]

I was thinking of that! And http://krudman.tumblr.com/post/129510357349/takashi0-krudman-why-yes-yes-i-am-a

[fishnchips]

That's a nice one as well!

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Preach. I like me my weird fantasy dicks and my random robot/cyborg hermaphrodites (or opposite sex genitalia pasted on gendered robot bodies) and shit. Also there is a severe lack of interesting fantasy vaginas around. I remember seeing some plant girl OC in a fandom awhile back and I was just completely in love with her because she had an interesting fantasy puss. Like actual unfurling petals, and cool little...spiral stalk things that could unfurl out of the vaginal canal itself that would be used to wrap around the male's penis and 'milk' the sperm out. All really weird gross indulgent crap but that's pretty much right up my alley.

Nothing is worse than seeing an interesting not-a-standard-human character and then when you get a sex fic that insists on basically fucking up what makes shit cool about said character. The amount of fics where Genos from One Punch Man just magically gets a male human body (or torso only, because only the sex bits matter /s) to have sex with the suddenly gay-from-the-beginning Saitama is INSANE. (Because nobody wants to actually explore how sexuality can be fluid, and how Genos being a cyborg could potentially circumvent that, or perhaps even blur the lines more with Genos having a vagina and Saitama being into that and into Genos even though he's not into human dudes and just...yeeeeah much easier I guess to just completely retcon Saitama's stated sexuality instead of explore shit. :/ Yes I'm salty as fuck.)

I like my weird genitals damnit! Give me interesting things! I can read about one (usually) white cis male dick touching another (usually) white cis male dick in like every other fandom, leave me my cool cyborgs and aliens and let their naughty bits be fun!

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's a bit hypocritical to accuse people of being less than creative if they give male robot characters a penis but going "Oh but let's give them something that is exactly the same in form and function as a VAGINA that is TOTALLY creative" though...

[(Anonymous)]

Lol you're salty.

[(Anonymous)]

How so? I don't care much for any genitals when it some to robot sex, vagina or penis stand-in. But calling people who choose one unimaginative but pretending it's super creative to choose the other is hypocritical.

[(Anonymous)]

Nonstandard equipment is more fun, I agree. :P

(Also I keep mistaking Genji for something from Warframe and I don't know why D: /unrelated)

[shadowblight]

Just his face and dick?

Isis, Egyptian goddess of magic, would like a word with you...

Um...

[(Anonymous)]

I understand you were probably being hyperbolic and I get that the many fans' insistence on a particular role can be annoying, but dicks are actually useful for more than just topping.

Re: Um...

[(Anonymous)]

OP

This is exactly why I make my secrets uber long, and people still do this. You really couldn't pick up on the fact that I was being hyperbolic? You even mention that you knew I was doing it.

Of course dicks are useful for things besides topping. Tell that to fandom though, not me. Fandom splits characters into Total-Bottom-Boy-Cum-Handsfree-Because-That-Is-What-All-"True"-Bottoms-Do, and Total-Top-If-You-Even-Mention-This-Character-Liking-His-Asshole-Played-With-Even-With-Just-A-Fingertip-You'll-Get-Angry-Comments.

I'm perfectly capable of writing characters using their genitals for foreplay and other sex acts. I'm not the one with the weird role policing issues!

[(Anonymous)]

Scrolling passed this secret I did a double take cos for a second I could have sworn that was Kallari from Paragon.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed so hard.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I am randomly amused by the idea of applying Transformers sticky tropes to another fandom.

[(Anonymous)]

It's the greatest thing ever. I'm so pleased. We've done it, boys. We've perverted the rest of the robotic community.