[ SECRET POST #3503 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3503 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Magically human genitals is probably my least-favorite trope in various fandoms. I mean I get that it's about what appeals to you, no matter how illogical, but darnit some of us like the weird stuff! I guess it's the male and fandom version of "Wow, isn't it convenient that all these fantasy/alien women look exactly like idealized human women with a teenie minor change like green skin or cat ears."

[fishnchips]

This comment reminds me of this comic: http://oglaf.com/dimorphism/

[(Anonymous)]

I was thinking of that! And http://krudman.tumblr.com/post/129510357349/takashi0-krudman-why-yes-yes-i-am-a

[fishnchips]

That's a nice one as well!

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Preach. I like me my weird fantasy dicks and my random robot/cyborg hermaphrodites (or opposite sex genitalia pasted on gendered robot bodies) and shit. Also there is a severe lack of interesting fantasy vaginas around. I remember seeing some plant girl OC in a fandom awhile back and I was just completely in love with her because she had an interesting fantasy puss. Like actual unfurling petals, and cool little...spiral stalk things that could unfurl out of the vaginal canal itself that would be used to wrap around the male's penis and 'milk' the sperm out. All really weird gross indulgent crap but that's pretty much right up my alley.

Nothing is worse than seeing an interesting not-a-standard-human character and then when you get a sex fic that insists on basically fucking up what makes shit cool about said character. The amount of fics where Genos from One Punch Man just magically gets a male human body (or torso only, because only the sex bits matter /s) to have sex with the suddenly gay-from-the-beginning Saitama is INSANE. (Because nobody wants to actually explore how sexuality can be fluid, and how Genos being a cyborg could potentially circumvent that, or perhaps even blur the lines more with Genos having a vagina and Saitama being into that and into Genos even though he's not into human dudes and just...yeeeeah much easier I guess to just completely retcon Saitama's stated sexuality instead of explore shit. :/ Yes I'm salty as fuck.)

I like my weird genitals damnit! Give me interesting things! I can read about one (usually) white cis male dick touching another (usually) white cis male dick in like every other fandom, leave me my cool cyborgs and aliens and let their naughty bits be fun!

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's a bit hypocritical to accuse people of being less than creative if they give male robot characters a penis but going "Oh but let's give them something that is exactly the same in form and function as a VAGINA that is TOTALLY creative" though...

[(Anonymous)]

Lol you're salty.

[(Anonymous)]

How so? I don't care much for any genitals when it some to robot sex, vagina or penis stand-in. But calling people who choose one unimaginative but pretending it's super creative to choose the other is hypocritical.