[ SECRET POST #3525 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3525 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

Re: Petty revenge thread

[(Anonymous)]

I knew this one completely insufferable girl so I named a hooker in a hydra trash party fic after her. She will never know and it was entirely for my own private amusement, but she'd be so offended it gives me joy.

Re: Petty revenge thread

[(Anonymous)]

Similarly, I once wrote a fic about a really rude woman who screamed at me for not honoring a Barnes & Noble coupon at Borders leaving the store, falling into Middle-Earth, and getting killed and eaten by orcs.

I never posted it anywhere. But it made me giggle.

Re: Petty revenge thread

[(Anonymous)]

This is IMO the best nerdiest petty revenge I've heard of so far! A++++++++

Re: Petty revenge thread

[kallanda_lee]

Yes!

Re: Petty revenge thread

[(Anonymous)]

Yep. I am a writer. Do not make me angry, or I will Tuckerize you and kill you messily in one of my stories. I'm doing something similar in one of my WIPs right now, though the guy I'm Tuckerizing isn't a hooker; he's a villain, and his death by *identifying spoiler goes here* is going to be super satisfying to write.

Fortunately, his name is so generic I can use it without actually identifying him, though locals will know exactly who I'm talking about and why.

Re: Petty revenge thread

[(Anonymous)]

Yep. I am a writer. Do not make me angry, or I will...kill you messily in one of my stories.

tbh this is the kind of insufferable thing the girl I named the hooker after would say

Re: Petty revenge thread

[(Anonymous)]

+1 insufferable is the word

Re: Petty revenge thread

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry? I mean, you're essentially doing this to her, so I'm not sure what your heartburn here is.

Re: Petty revenge thread

[(Anonymous)]

pot, meet kettle

or maybe the koons is you

Re: Petty revenge thread

[sadiesockmonkey]

Similarly, in the sixth grade, I had a science teacher I didn't care for. I made her in The Sims & then set her character on fire. It was cathartic.

On an unrelated note, she ended up leaving the school right before the second semester, and her replacement was much better.