[ SECRET POST #3540 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3540 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Tom Hanks & Aaron Eckhart in Sully]


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03.
[Star Trek: The Next Generation]


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04.
[The Hobbit (film)]


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05.
[Keeping Up Appearances]


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06.
[Endeavour]


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07.
[Legend, Lily/Darkness]


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08.
[Anne of Green Gables remake]


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09.
[Macross Delta]













Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 38 secrets from Secret Submission Post #506.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Ewwww old people

[(Anonymous)]

I know you're trolling, but honestly Tom Hanks is one of those people I couldn't crush on if I tried. There's nothing really wrong with him; I just get a really strong "friend's dorky dad" vibe off him.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not trolling. I feel the same way about Tom Hanks actually. I just meant that I wanted fic where Sully and Jeff do the do for H/C reasons because the movie made me sad and I think they deserve to get laid after what they went through. Like life affirming sex together.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Jesse Owens Race anon from downthread: This anon isn't accusing you of trolling with your secret, they're calling the "eww old people" anon a troll, but admitting they kind of agree with the sentiment because they can't imagine Tom Hanks in sexual situations. Or at least, not without feeling weird about it.

Also, life affirming sex is a great trope. I hope you're able to find a kink meme or something. Maybe suggest the movie for yuletide, though I don't actually know their policy on RPF fandoms, biopic dramatization inspired requests or not.

[(Anonymous)]

He *is* a dorky dad. He once found a young woman's college ID on the ground and posted a pic of it on Twitter or Instagram or somewhere, with his finger carefully covering her last name and the message "I found your ID in the park! If you still need it, call my people!" Total dad.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT -- Aww, that's actually adorable! Dorky dads for the win!

[(Anonymous)]

Wanna see my stretch marks?

[ibbity]

sorry but old people get it on like none other judging by how crazy high the rate of STI contraction is in retirement homes

[(Anonymous)]

I'm oddly not-surprised by this piece of information.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, some of it is because of their immune systems winding down and long-dormant herpes infections flaring up, but yeah, there are a lot of STIs going around the olds.

[(Anonymous)]

Hahahaha