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⌈ Secret Post #3578 ⌋

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what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[skeletal_history]

Every way I injure myself is stupid.

Breaking my arm rollerskating as an adult was pretty stupid, almost as much as my decision to wait a day to go to the hospital because I didn't want to inconvenience the people I was with when it happened.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[ginainthekingsroad]

I banged my knee on a pile of textbooks on the floor. I got it just right so I had a freaking bone bruise, and those take a couple months to heal. Meanwhile walking was painful for ages, and I went on a summer trip. That was fun. Years later, my knee still isn't quite the same- some positions are more uncomfortable than they were before the injury. Now I really like putting my legs out straight to watch tv and stuff because the knee prefers being straight.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[kallanda_lee]

Oh dear where do I start? I once got 3rd degree burns from making ramen, missing the bowl, and pouring ho water on my foot.

I scratched my face open with my own ring.

I once banged my head against the wall really hard during sex. Also managed to dislocate mt knee during sex. Come to think of it I had a lot of non-bdsm sex-related injuries.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[sarillia]

I got a bad burn on my hand when I did something similar to you while making tea. Then I made it worse by covering it with a bandaid that turned out to not be quite big enough and tore off some of the new skin when I took it off.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[kallanda_lee]

I'd be totally capable of that! (and out about the bandaid, I've done that before, too)

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

I managed to peel some skin off my finger while using a sander. That wasn't the stupid part. The stupid part was when I managed to do it again, the exact same way as the first time.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[supermanda]

After a girl came at me for drinking water too close to her ex boyfriend, I went to the bathroom (cause no one would let me at er) and started punching the mirror and wall to get my crazy rage out of me

This happened over a month ago and my hand still hurts from time to time lol

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[kaijinscendre]

When I was a kid I had a 'secret spot' that I decided to string a piece of rope across to trap anyone trying to sneak in. I got excited and decided to show my sister. I ran into the spot, hit the rope, and flung myself like 5 feet down a hill. :(

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[dani_phantasma]

I was so busy texting someone that I tripped over a decorative rock and faceplanted.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[nightscale]

Had to take baking tray out of the oven, didn't put oven-mitt on. :|

Thankfully it wasn't too hot and I only got a very mild burn but jesus that was dumb.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

I cut my finger down to the bone making dinner. Concussed myself on my front door. Concussed myself on a ceiling under my friend's cottage. Put a nail through my foot while exploring unbuilt homes. Put my teeth through my lip tripping up the stairs.

Probably more. I'm a cornucopia of klutzy fail.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[belladonna_took]

I swung my cane into my own leg somehow when I was walking.

The bottom part has a flat piece of metal that the stability legs are attached to. It did some damage. The bruises were rainbow for a couple of weeks.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[ketita]

Walking around Ikebukuro, I was so busy rubbernecking that I walked straight into a telephone pole. My head was ringing, I saw stars, but I tried my damndest to keep walking as if nothing happened because I was so fucking embarrassed.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[philstar22]

Used a several year old razor and cut myself 6 times before I realized it.

All the times I walk into walls and stub or break toes or end up covered in bruises.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

I sliced a piece of my thumb off while cutting up a butternut squash.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[bur]

It's either the time I slit my thumb open on a pretzel or the time I was hung over and went to rub my eye and.. well, I misjudged where my hand and my eye were and I gave myself a black eye.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[otakugal15]

Stepping off of a catwalk at work (not even a few feet off the ground) and my ankle just...rolling right out from under me. I was off work for nearly 3 weeks on Work Comp.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

I srill have a scar on my stomach from where I scratched myself really badly while taking off a T-shirt years ago.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[ibbity]

I once cut my lip on a pickle wedge

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

When I was a kid I got hold of a knife that belonged to one of my brothers. I was tossing it around and it hit my leg. The wound was tiny, but still stupid.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

I was using my sewing machine and put a stitch right through my finger and fingernail.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[feotakahari]

My father put a lumpy chunk of obsidian next to the driveway as a lawn ornament. I decided to see if I could balance on it. Turned out I couldn't, and I fell on the driveway face-first.

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[world_eater]

i dropped a knife and tried to catch it with my foot (why brain???)

i drove down a hill and used the front brakes of my bike, i swear i flipped over but I'm not sure I just remember sudden concrete

Re: what's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

Tripped over the dog and took a header into a door. The dog was fine, just offended by the language.