[ SECRET POST #3634 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3634 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Crown]


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[Fandom: CSI/ Nick Stokes]


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[Matt Smith as Prince Philip in The Crown]


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[Green Lanterns]


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Comments

Re: Well I've just been sperm-jacked I think- TMI

[belladonna_took]

You have zero control over what someone decides to do beyond this point and may well end up a dad. Congrats. For the future, you may want to consider a vasectomy if you enjoy unprotected sex and don't enjoy paying child support. Also regular STD testing, which is the other thing condoms usually prevent.

Seriously. I know a dude with three kids by three different women because he hates condoms. It's a great way to never have disposable income for fun things.

Think with your upstairs brain.

Re: Well I've just been sperm-jacked I think- TMI

[thewakokid]

Yeah. I've been with this girl for a very long time now and I was her first and only, so for diseases, I'm pretty ok. A Vasectomy is a good call, and one I have been looking into.

I'm sure it'll shake out ok this time, but thinking for the future, I think it's time to get the boys looked at. Ya never know maybe I'm infertile?

The thing that hurts the most tho? No-one here has wished me a happy birthday. 8(

Re: Well I've just been sperm-jacked I think- TMI

[(Anonymous)]

Happy birthday!

Re: Well I've just been sperm-jacked I think- TMI

[thewakokid]

Thanks! but as some killjoy down there said, it's not my birthday anymore.

Re: Well I've just been sperm-jacked I think- TMI

[belladonna_took]

I totally did wish you happy birthday before I read this!

Trusting another person with your sexual health instead of taking responsibility for protecting yourself is how preventable STDs spread, unfortunately. You should still be getting tested.

Good luck with everything.

Re: Well I've just been sperm-jacked I think- TMI

[thewakokid]

Thanks! I genuinely appreciate the way you seem to actually want to give helpful advice. You're good people.

That said, if I choose to tell my girlfriend about this thread I'm totally going to frame your comment in the worst possible way.

"So I said that I love and trust you and am not worried about you giving me an STD, and this person belladonna_took responded by saying that I can't trust you, and you're probably sleeping around on me."

I should mention that was supposed to be a joke. I know that's not in anyway what you were saying.

Re: Well I've just been sperm-jacked I think- TMI

[belladonna_took]

Aw. Thank you. I do have training in safe sex education - I was manager of the sexual health aisle at my pharmacy job. Actually not embarrassing once you get used to talking about it.

I think everyone should approach the subject rationally rather than emotionally. Make an appointment together if you'd both prefer. You can discuss your contraceptive options with a professional. If she does decide to use emergency contraception (levonorgestrel) it is most effective within 24 hours. It can be taken after that in the following days but it's best not to delay.

If you rethink your stance on condoms, I would recommend you give non-latex a try with the addition of an appropriate type of lubricant. Some people aren't aware of minor latex sensitivities, but definitely feel a sense of holy nope batman when rubbing latex on a very sensitive place. If the dryness is a common issue don't be afraid to try lubricants or bring it up at your appointment - there are lots of very treatable hormone and bacterial balance issues that can cause it. Lube isn't just for "butt stuff" as some people seem to think.

You can say whatever you like about me if it means you have a discussion about your health!

Re: Well I've just been sperm-jacked I think- TMI

[(Anonymous)]

'cuz it ain't ur birthday, frand

hth

Re: Well I've just been sperm-jacked I think- TMI

[thewakokid]

Shit, it's not anymore. Fuck. It's in fact the longest possible time until my next birthday. And I've probably knocked up my girlfriend. :(

You really know how to fuck up the afterglow.