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[Movie: 8Uppers, Actor/Singer: Nishikido Ryo]

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[Psych, Shawn/Jules]

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[Gentlemen Prefer Blondes]

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[Yuri on Ice]

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[Irish comedian Ed Byrne and the Great British Bake Off]

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[Pokemon B/W]

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[Overwatch]

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To those who spent some time on kink-memes: What were some of the worst fills you've seen (bonus if it was on your own prompts).

I know, I know, you shouldn't act entitled and you have no control over what fills you might get but sometimes, fillers really knock it out of the park with something that, for example, completely goes against the spirit of the prompt, like including major squicks (sometimes even on purpose).

On the Hobbit Kink Meme it was really popular to make female!Bilbo fics. It happened so much that people would tag stuff as 'please no female!Bilbo.'

Someone requested a fic with no female!Bilbo and some writer was like, "I'm going to write this but as female!Bilbo." OP was all, "...okay but I won't be reading it." And the writer got all pissy about it.

In some fandoms I've been in, trans!versions of characters have become so popular lately that I'm always tempted to put a "no trans!(character)" in my prompts. I won't do it because they most probably will scream "transphobic" the second I did it (which couldn't be further from the truth but that wouldn't stop them).

Eh, if you are anon do it. Their words have no power over you!

Worth a try, I guess. In one of the kinkmemes, some of the mods are pretty trigger happy when it comes to real OR imagined minority-bashing, so it could be interesting...

Yeah, this kind of gets me too. I once had a kinkmeme fill with surprise!trans, and it kind of got in the way of the kink aspect of it for me :X
It hadn't even occurred to me to specify that sort of thing...

I'm trans and I'd be tempted to do the same. if I were you I'd just get around it by making the request too genital specific to allow for that possibility

I asked for some Orochimaru mpreg, hoping for mad science and body horror.
What I got was Kabuto somehow traumatized by the fact Oro got preggo, and Sasuke ruuning back to Konoha to have Naruto brain-bleach him with his magic cock or something.

I always feel that if it's not my own prompt, I have no right to complain but there were some fills that, had it been my prompts, would have bugged me. One was a longer fill that introduced an OC side character who in later chapters got so overly important and Sue-ish that they practically took over as the main focus of the story.

Also fills that featured things like cannibalism and necrophilia even though it absolutely wasn't asked for in the prompt. If it's something that's a really common squicks, I think it would be only common decency to either leave it out or ask the OP if they mind.

I admit I have given shitty OOC fills to shitty OOC prompts before. Only ones that are really genuinely bad and completely OOC, though, not just a tilt-your-head-and-you-can-see-it headcanon.

Any fills on Nazi/concentration camp AUs because fuck that noise, seriously. Especially when it's h/c. Especially especially when it's Nazi/Jew romance.

Is this a popular AU now? That sounds awful >_>

I've encountered it more than a few times, which is more than a few times too many imo >:F
It may be different from fandom to fandom. I ended up quitting the Attack on Titan kinkmeme (where I'd filled a whole bunch of requests, actually!) because of that shit.

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I'm really glad the Star Wars TFA kinkmeme has a rule against that because I suspect there might be quite a few of those prompts as well otherwise, what with the Nazi symbolism and all.

Good for those mods, seriously.

The worst kink meme fill was for one of my prompts. I was specific about my squicks, yet the person felt the need to specifically add in one of my squicks. Specifically, I mentioned no feet-related stuff, but the writer just couldn't imagine femdom without foot fetish stuff.

I remember this one because it was such a trainwreck.

The prompt was your basic h/c Thor/Loki prompt. Thor and Loki have a fight, Loki runs away, Thor goes after him and rescues him.

The fill started with Thor and Loki having a fight. Loki runs away to Midgard. Loki is rescued by a beautiful human girl. He falls in love with her. He realizes his relationship with his brother was an unhealthy one. He marries the human girl and has three kids Jordon, Finn, and Helen. The person who did the fill? One of the MODS. Who promptly closed it as filled and done.

When people started complaining that the fill was nothing like that the anon had asked for the mod got really pissy and started threatening to IP ban anyone who disagreed with her because no one was 'obligated' to stick the the prompt exactly.

Probably the most blandly disappointing was a Star Trek one, a friend asked for amputation fetish, Bones fucking between Scotty's fingers where he's missing the one. They got three replies worth of setup mutual pining with no sex and then the person filling it never finished it or got to the sex.

According to my friend who has the patience for kinkmemes, the bottom!Sam vs. bottom!Dean shipwar is being carried out guerrilla-style by people filling prompts exactly, except with the "wrong" brother taking it up the butt.

Anything prefaced with "hey go check my Patreon account ~~just in case you want to give me money~ teehee~~"

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