[ SECRET POST #047 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #047 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 023 secrets from Secret Submission Post #007.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Thursday February 22, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: Here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Emo kids would totally not survive in a fantasy world, are you kidding me? They'd be all LOOK I CUT MYSELF and someone would be all *POTION* no more tears! and they'd be like, well shit. D:

I'd so go around doing that just to piss them off.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

*dies* Too bad you can't do that in real life!

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Berserk = instant anti-emo!

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Oh god and then you'd get those people who like constantly try to kill themselves but then someone walks along and is all *PHOENIX DOWN* and they're all NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[grayout.livejournal.com]

OH GOD IF PEOPLE HAD SEX AND USED POTIONS AS LUBE COULD HEALING BUTTSECKS BE A REALITY

[queenie-z.livejournal.com]

IT'D CURE THE ROIDS THAT'S FOR SURE.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE MOST DISTURBINGLY BEAUTIFUL IDEA ANYONE HAS EVER HAD

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Bishounen 1: HELP I JUST GOT RAPED
Bishounen 2: Don't worry! I've got the cure for that! *pops a potion*
*cue porn music*

[queenie-z.livejournal.com]

BOW-CHICKY-WOW-WOW

[queenie-z.livejournal.com]

LOL

Someone needs to make a parody!fic where an OOC!cutter!weepy!bishounen starts cutting himself and someone does that. XD;;;

[grayout.livejournal.com]

I'd also totally just go around with Phoenix Downs in graveyards and wake all the people up just for kicks. Because I'm a bastard.

[queenie-z.livejournal.com]

But then you'd upset the balance of nature! The population would increase and wars would break out over the limited supplies, causing mass chaos and destruction!!

Plus, it'd make Charles Darwin cry.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Well, they'd be stuck in their coffins still, so uh, that might be a problem.

BUT THE POINT IS, I -COULD- MAKE CHARLES DARWIN CRY. BY PHOENIX DOWNING HIM. BWAHAHA.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

*dies* But would a Phoenix Down work on someone who's that far decomposed?

[grayout.livejournal.com]

ZOMBIE DARWIN WILL CRY FOR ME.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

YOUR LOGIC FAILS. A PHOENIX DOWN WOULD DECIMATE ZOMBIE DARWIN.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

We're talking about fantasy worlds, since when has logic applied? I could go around riding pink dragons if I want! YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

I CAN TOO STOP YOU. Uhh... MY AUBERGINE DRAGON ATE ALL OF THE PINK ONES SO THEREFORE YOU CAN'T RIDE A PINK DRAGON SO HAH!

[grayout.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL IS AUBERGINE, IS THAT LIKE ELVISH FOR STUPID

[degrees.livejournal.com]

IT'S A SHADE OF PURPLE, JERKFACE D: D: D:

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Fine, then I kill your dragon with my +5 sword of killing eggplant-colored things.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

Am I gonna have to bring rogueish buttsecks into this? Huh?

[grayout.livejournal.com]

STAB AWAY, I'LL JUST GET SOMEONE TO HEALING BUTTSECKS IT BACK TOGETHER!

[degrees.livejournal.com]

*dies* Uke!

[degrees.livejournal.com]

*dies* :D (http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/5874095.html)