[ SECRET POST #047 ]

[shahni.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #047 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 023 secrets from Secret Submission Post #007.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Thursday February 22, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: Here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[queenie-z.livejournal.com]

LOL

Someone needs to make a parody!fic where an OOC!cutter!weepy!bishounen starts cutting himself and someone does that. XD;;;

[grayout.livejournal.com]

I'd also totally just go around with Phoenix Downs in graveyards and wake all the people up just for kicks. Because I'm a bastard.

[queenie-z.livejournal.com]

But then you'd upset the balance of nature! The population would increase and wars would break out over the limited supplies, causing mass chaos and destruction!!

Plus, it'd make Charles Darwin cry.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Well, they'd be stuck in their coffins still, so uh, that might be a problem.

BUT THE POINT IS, I -COULD- MAKE CHARLES DARWIN CRY. BY PHOENIX DOWNING HIM. BWAHAHA.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

*dies* But would a Phoenix Down work on someone who's that far decomposed?

[grayout.livejournal.com]

ZOMBIE DARWIN WILL CRY FOR ME.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

YOUR LOGIC FAILS. A PHOENIX DOWN WOULD DECIMATE ZOMBIE DARWIN.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

We're talking about fantasy worlds, since when has logic applied? I could go around riding pink dragons if I want! YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

I CAN TOO STOP YOU. Uhh... MY AUBERGINE DRAGON ATE ALL OF THE PINK ONES SO THEREFORE YOU CAN'T RIDE A PINK DRAGON SO HAH!

[grayout.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL IS AUBERGINE, IS THAT LIKE ELVISH FOR STUPID

[degrees.livejournal.com]

IT'S A SHADE OF PURPLE, JERKFACE D: D: D:

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Fine, then I kill your dragon with my +5 sword of killing eggplant-colored things.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

Am I gonna have to bring rogueish buttsecks into this? Huh?

[grayout.livejournal.com]

STAB AWAY, I'LL JUST GET SOMEONE TO HEALING BUTTSECKS IT BACK TOGETHER!

[degrees.livejournal.com]

*dies* Uke!

[grayout.livejournal.com]

REVERSIBLE

[degrees.livejournal.com]

Suuuuuuuuuuuure

[grayout.livejournal.com]

My pride is not worth 10x anal violation crit damage!

[degrees.livejournal.com]

Wait, it's not? Why? :D

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Well if I'm going to be anally violated I'd rather not have it leave MARKS. I mean 10x crit damage is GOING TO LEAVE A HOLE.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't be giggling like a twelve year old, but I am.

Uhh, the healing buttsecks thing will have to happen. I promise I won't call you an uke again. To your face I mean what? :D

[grayout.livejournal.com]

I BET THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO GRIMMJOW. If he weren't an Arrancar. BUT EITHER WAY EVERY TIME I SEE HIM NOW I'M GOING TO THINK OF BACKSTAB DAMAGE.