[ SECRET POST #506 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #506 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Hey, if that fic secret wasn't a joke, lolol you have fans

Secrets Left to Post: 17 pages, 406 secrets from Secret Submission Post #073.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too small to read ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

47

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

MATH JOKES YAAAAY

Man, I really need to play this game.

[magpiggles.livejournal.com]

11. You know, if this was a troll secret for drama you did fantastically.

[boogiepop-nagi.livejournal.com]

7. Of course Riley's supposed to go against the core values of the viewer. He's meant to be the show's primary representation of the ignorance McGruder dislikes in the black community. :o

20. YES! FOR REAL, D00D!

21. :D!

24. I try to make a habit of reading those because they're supposed to have a lot of unintentional (or intentional?) lulz. But more often than not I come up disappointed. :V

33. Forget doing a screenplay unless you're actually planning on filing it. They never do the drama justice because a proper screenplay is just dialogue and rigid stage direction. If you really wanna pull your readers in, just go prose. Or find an artist and do it as a graphic novel or online comic if you're really resistant to the idea of a novel.

Just some advice from someone else who was once in the same dilemma.

34. OH MY GOD YES! DUDE, CRAIG FERGUSON KICKS THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE ELSE CURRENTLY HOSTING LATE NIGHT, ESPECIALLY CONAN.

...okay, Jimmy Kimmel's not so bad, but Craig's still better.

35. GO WITH ANONYMOUS.

48. If fandom is only interested in cheap, brainless sex, that's fandom's problem. I say write intimacy the way YOU want to do it; start your revolution and draw the like-minded people out there TO YOU by being the one to stand up and go against the grain. There are plenty of people out there looking for romance both in fiction and in life that involves a little more thought and subtext than just bouncing on each other's genitalia, and I'm sure the whole lot of them will appreciate one more person writing to that taste.

54. Is that...is that a font made out of penises? D8

[boogiepop-nagi.livejournal.com]

Filing, filming, fuck I can't type. D:

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[justspaz.livejournal.com]

SPEED RACER OWNS MY HEART. Seriously, that movie made me bounce up and down in my seat going 'FUCK YEAH, GO SPEED, GO!'

IT WAS SO AMAZING.

I haven't seen Iron Man, but all the talk about it has diminished the small amount of interest I already had. Guys, they are completely different movies, love em both, hate one, hate them both, whatever. Just don't say that one doing better at the box office means it is THE SUPREME WINNER OF THE SPARKLES IN THE LAND.

N!S3

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

....

I totally agree.

:hides:

Re: N!S3

[(Anonymous)]

OP here. Thank you! I don't know why I was relegated to N!S when I thought it was clear that this is something I keep from my Jon Stewart worshipping f'list, when we all know that if I had simply written "I'd hit that with the fist of the Hulk" across Bill's face it would've been posted with the other secrets. Oh, well.

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[bowieelfmanfan.livejournal.com]

I agree.

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[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

That's really a dude. Too lazy to check the comments and see if this has been mentioned anyway.

He's...slightly terrifying.

[huffnpuffn.livejournal.com]

10. ...agreed...

15. I love Phoenix/Apollo. And Phoenix/Edgeworth. I'm kind of indiscriminate when it comes to pairings for Phoenix Wright characters, really.

29. Before I played the games, I thought what they did to Phoenix was tragic. I'm pretty much okay with it now, though... maybe just because, damn, that is one hot hobo.

48. Now, I loves me some smut, but I definitely think it's nice to see stories that have intimacy without sex. (Or maybe I'm just saying that because I absolutely fail at writing smut?) Not everything has to be about sex. Frankly, it gets boring if it is. But, uh, if you're writing for a kink meme, I suppose you might feel rather pressured to write sexy things.

61. I loled so hard. And then stared at her tits for a while.

[chiixhideki.livejournal.com]

11. ♥

30. Rofl, me too!

40. I know, omfg. It gets me extremely depressed to think that soon it'll be over, it really will. After all these years, it's... so close. But I'd never be able to handle quitting it. The day it ends will be a really, really bad day. Really. :\ I try not to think about it. (best picture evarrr in the secret, anyhoo)

61. ...>.>

69. GUESS WHAT.
I LOVE DAVID COOK.

#8

[(Anonymous)]

Hell yes! Leslie Howard is the most beautiful man that ever graced gods green earth. You have no idea how happy this secret has made me, there needs to be more slash!

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

11. Your friend probably doesn't realize she's upsetting you - I know she shouldn't be saying rude things, anyway, but you should tell her how she's offending you so that she'll stop. (Unless you already have and she's still being a bitch, in which case, tell her to shut the fuck up and don't be nice about it in any way, 'cause she doesn't deserve it.) I hate when people mock overweight cosplayers - I mean, I'm not big, but it annoys me when people act like only the thin and cute people can have fun. That's like kicking chunky kids out of halloween parties. WTF.

23. Are you kidding? If my boyfriend told me that, I'd be so ridiculously flattered. That's fuskin' adorable. ^^;

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[jewbacca1897.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I miss this show so much. I watched the pilot like it was the last show on Earth and never missed an episode! Ugh, I had such a crush on Fawkes

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[invisiblecake.livejournal.com]

He is very delicious... It is on DVD now, FYI.

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

30. Product placement works on me exceptionally well, which is downright infuriating. I'm unable to watch Pushing Dasies without wanting pie, and my god, if I try to watch either Willy Wonka movie without chocolate, I start foaming at the mouth.

And yet, labels mean nothing to me. What's up with that? XD

[xanykaos.livejournal.com]

64. ILU. That ride is gorgeous, and it's one of my absolute favorites any time I go to DW.

[degreve.livejournal.com]

31 - My goodness, your secret is quite deep! But doesn't the fact that his love is turning selfish make him human as well?

34 - UHM. Craig Ferguson.. his jokes are not that funny. But I cannot see Jimmy Fallon lasting, they should never replace Conan, EVER. x_x;

44 - Haha, I'm the same way, a bit awkward trying to pronounce "naruto" in an intelligible manner. XD;

52 - OOh. He's a cutie, what fandom is that from? :)

63 - Don't, in a real life perspective she'd be a walking stick (fake jailbait).

68 - D'aww, did they actually happen? I have totally have to read up on the manga now! I agree, they make do make a good couple.

69 - You should really watch it for your own benefit, it's a proven fact that people ruin good shit for everyone. x_x;

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

TB: HOMYGOD, FRIEND ME. I'm not even kidding. I thought I was the only one who realized how stupid Rent was. I mean, people who like it, whatever, have fun. But I cannot STAND that movie/play/wtfever, because it doesn't make any sense. "OGEE, THE LANDLORD WHO'S BEEN NICE ENOUGH TO LET US LIVE HERE FOR FREE SUDDENLY WANTS US TO PAY MONEY! WE HATE THE WORLD!!!" please.

[rampant-chaos8.livejournal.com]

Not the original poster... but, holy crap, me too. (I don't know why I didn't mention this in my other comment.)

Seriously, the music = awesome, but everything else = ew

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[eiei.livejournal.com]

23 - aww sweet. I don't think your girlfriend should get mad at this fact =P You think of her as your princess, that should be flattering.

56 - I'm thinking it's something like rivalry sex or hate sex or something ^_^;;; You hate something and it gets mixed up with sexual tension x_X;; or ok ok Zac and Light are just too sexy to resist, that's the real reason =P

59 - that is quite disturbing o__O

61 - I found this funny, but hey, it's not her fault, the men drew her this way =P

61. 63.

[(Anonymous)]

61. Who are you talking to...a fictional character? Sorry, she can't hear you.

63. I have a friend who used to weigh 83 lbs (heaight 5'1) and she had to stay in the hospital for a few months in fear that she'd have heart failure.

Anyway, goodluck with that.

#11, 25

[hako-neko.livejournal.com]

11. It's not that she's fat that makes her a bad cosplayer, it's the fact that her costume sucks, in my opinion. :\

25. That's your opinion. In mine, Iron Man was much more enjoyable.

[misselegy.livejournal.com]

7. THE BOONDOCKS IS FANTASTIC, HDU. ):

14. Honestly, I was never really impressed with the Hannibal Lecter character. He just read so typically like a sociopath that it was hard for me to see anything but the fact that he was one. I don't know what I'm trying to say. I guess that he seemed like a stock character to me.

37. I don't watch Doctor Who, but omgah David Tennant, DO WANT.

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[numi-nami.livejournal.com]

THIS IS ALL NOMURA'S FAULT

IT'S LIKE HE HAS A TEMPLATE FOR EVERY CHARACTER HE DESIGNS, LAWLZ

j/k

06, 07, 45

[stormithe.livejournal.com]

06 & 07 - Look at dem eyebrows.

45. Yum hockey slash <3 I agree, getting all rough and hockey-like on each other is pretty awesome :c

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[schunoko.livejournal.com]

I WORK THIS RIDE!
And thank you. =D

[blackjedii.livejournal.com]

32) I was kinna disappointed with how lame it was too. Jared's hair was awesome in it though.

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[swivelchair.livejournal.com]

11. Fuck what other people say. What's important is that you like YOURSELF and if you want to change things, you do it for YOU. You shouldn't have to be a size fucking zero to be beautiful or to have fun. To hell with everyone who thinks otherwise.

23. Awww..! That....that's too cute!

25. D: I've only heard good things about Speed Racer, and I want to see it. But I also loved the hell out of Iron Man. ♥

51. I loved that movie. D: It was so....awesome. *pats* And hey, as having lived with two military parents all my life, I support any reason that garners the military some respect. :)

62. You and me both.