[ SECRET POST #506 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #506 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Hey, if that fic secret wasn't a joke, lolol you have fans

Secrets Left to Post: 17 pages, 406 secrets from Secret Submission Post #073.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too small to read ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

61

[aquadyne.livejournal.com]

61. Assuming you're not a troll...

I do find it funny the series you picked that picture from is fairly well known to fan-service to readers who prefer women and fans who prefer men.

And yeah, anime is hardly the only medium of entertainment that objectifies women, so I find your blanket hate of it a bit odd.

50 and 60

[invisiblecake.livejournal.com]

50: I agree with you all over the place! Yay IMan! Everyone much watch it. And buy the shiny new DVDs. I love me some Fawkes/Hobbes, but Hobbes/Keeper FTW.

Re: 50 and 60

[invisiblecake.livejournal.com]

I forgot to comment on 60...

LOL. That's silly. And great.

11, 18, 31

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Wow, look at all the Doctor Who today!

11. ROCK ON! Women of Substance are not a public dumping ground for other people's insecurity.

18. Most of us would fall on our butts within fifteen seconds. OTOH, IRL, completely ordinary women turn out to have extraordinary tensile strength when confronted by war and disease and disaster. So we'd just get up, dust off our buns, and keep running.

31. Go watch The Green Death and come back and tell me that again.

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[viserys.livejournal.com]

25) "I don't understand how people can love something so bad and hate something so good."

This applies strongly to your own secret.

Seriously, you're the first person I've EVER heard of that hates Iron Man. You're also the first person I've EVER heard of that likes Speed Racer beyond, "Eh. It was okay." With good reason. Speed Racer fucking blew. It was Hot Wheels: The Movie, that's about it, and only had merit if you were to watch it while on acid.

I suppose you'll be just as vengeful when The Hulk and The Dark Knight come out, and THEY are more popular than Speed Racer as well.

[i-heart-cameron.livejournal.com]

07. HELL YEAH FOR THE YOUNG REEZY LOVE!!

11

[(Anonymous)]

That is an extremely creepy man (http://www.cosfu.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1843) :| Trust me, it would do everyone a favor if he just stopped going to cons.

Also. There's something called cosplaying for your body type (or something you can reasonably pull off). It's not just hating on fat people. A stick-thin Yoko with no tits or ass is just as fail as a fat Rikku :| Maybe they'll be having fun, but most people don't want to see that.

If you're going to cosplay someone outside of your body type, at least do it right and not make the costume fail.

Yeah, yeah, I know, people should be able to cosplay whatever they want, it's about having fun, etc etc. But unless you're prepared for negative backlash, don't.

tl;dr = COSPLAY IS SRS BZNESS

Re: 11

[viserys.livejournal.com]

SECONDED HARD.

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[(Anonymous)]

I agree; Doralhyde was much more 'frightening'. For me it's not necessarily that he's more realistic, but he was just so different, for me. I'm not sure what it was about him. Buffalo Bill was different, but I was more 'amused' by him than anything.

Lecter, however, does seem pretty "real" to me. A wee bit exaggerated, but still. Maybe it's because I've been tenativly diagnosed with anti-social personality disorder.

1, 2, 12, 17, 18, 22, 23, 31, 39

[postal152.livejournal.com]

1. Haha. Why I would ever feel compelled to read something that the author thinks is a piece of crap remains a mystery to me.

2. I do, but still.

12. Are you 2?

17. Aww. This secret is cute, and warms my heart. You'd make a good Wilson. :)

18. Holy shit, OP! So much self-hate! D: Lookie here: we're all humans. Honestly, I don't think there are many humans who would *really* be able to keep their head in a crisis - and who *doesn't* look stupid and useless when compared with the Doctor? He's brilliant! And I know there is such thing as strong females out there today, but I think the whole time-traveling, almost getting killed countless times, seeing terrible-horrible-awful things takes a toll on anyone with a heart. The "strong female character" you're alluding to? I doubt I'd like her very much at all, and I don't think that's what the Doctor wants. He's lonely, remember? He wants someone to keep him company, not do his job for him. The ass-kicking and genius plan-devising is what *he's* there for. Remember when he told Donna that he just needs someone to stop him sometimes? That's the kind of companion he needs - to complete him, see? He's got so much power on his plate that I think he needs someone to keep him in check sometimes. Plus, even when I feel like a companion cocks something up, he never tells them to leave unless they were doing something cruel, or for their own benefit (like Adam).

tl;dr - Don't be sad, OP. I get the feeling from what you wrote that you'd be a much better companion than you think. The very fact that you've thought of all this convinces me of how wrong you are. If I were the Doctor, I'd take you along for sure. :) (Just wait til I get my mail-order TARDIS, yeah?)

LOL THAT IS SO MANY WORDS.... This secret just made me sad.

22. So many companion secrets today, dude. But yeah, me too. Who wouldn't? :)

23. LOL. This secret is fantastic.

31. I never thought of it that way. Never watched the old ones (well, I watched one with One). I don't hate either of them - far from it - but I do want Rose to be gone for good as well. And... this secret makes me want to watch the old ones, because I'm curious now.

39. I feel like this secret is referring to something. Is something the matter with Zachy? :( I need a life too, but who wouldn't want him to be happy? He's such a sweetie....

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[(Anonymous)]

Watch Four.

[loticae.livejournal.com]

7. HEY, BOONDOCKS IS FUCKING AWESOME

10. AH LOEV TEACHER/STUDENT AND LET ME TELL YOU I'VE ONLY SEEN ONE EP OF THAT SHOW BUT I TTLY SHIP IT

11. I don't care what weight you are, there are some things that don't work for your body type. If you're wondering, I, too, am overweight (by forty pounds due to thyroid failure, but still) and still have enough sense not to FUCKING WEAR A TEAM ROCKET COSPLAY IF MY BELLY IS GOING TO BE HANGING OUT LIKE A MUFFIN TOP ADSKLGJKDSGJSKLDGDSLGJSKLDGJASLKGJAKSLD IT'S NOT ABOUT WEIGHT, IT'S ABOUT COMMON SENSE, PEOPLE IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

20. YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS

21. ME TOO ;___;

24. KASFSKLDGJLKSGJDSKLG ILU

28. I'm like that too ' 3 ' Marm loev older people~

35. FUCK THE Co$

48. I understand. I mean, I'm certainly not asexual, but I do believe that there are other and better ways to enjoy intimacy with someone else.

59. *BUSTING THE FUCK UP*

61. TITTTTTTTTTTTTTIESSSSSSS

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[(Anonymous)]

YES. Thank you.

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[tellingtime.livejournal.com]

11. That's a man, baby.

24. I don't read the not!secrets and stuff, too. I'd like to say it's because they break the rules but it's probably just because I'm too lazy.

55. I like ALL of those pairings! Whoo, Clone High!

56. Oh, hello. That's the first picture of him that I've found hot. :d

61. Haha, YES!

63. ur dum

[emobus.livejournal.com]

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YES NHL SECRET!

If you're writing it, and posting it, I'm probably reading it, lol. The slash pretty much writes itself, and yet I would feel horribly embarrassed to admit to my IRL friends that I enjoy it. :(

[ex-impishly.livejournal.com]

61. UGHH, I hate it when awesome characters are used for mindless fanservice.

If I see another "durrhurr, look, my boobies are showin'!" picture I will try and find a way to stab anime in the collective gut. I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY. SOMEHOW.

(And to all the people going "how dare you oppress her for being an independant woman!"? Dude, this isn't the same thing as equating a woman who wears too much makeup or skimpy clothes with being a whore. It's a lame cheesecake shot drawn by a guy so other guys can have something to fap to. HUGE DIFFERENCE.)

[antler-action.livejournal.com]

(And to all the people going "how dare you oppress her for being an independant woman!"? Dude, this isn't the same thing as equating a woman who wears too much makeup or skimpy clothes with being a whore. It's a lame cheesecake shot drawn by a guy so other guys can have something to fap to. HUGE DIFFERENCE.)
Thank you! I think if that were supposed to be her enjoying herself and dressing the way she wants, she would have a little more support there. What's going to happen when she stands up?

[pavonine.livejournal.com]

03. You're missing lunch with a friend to make and submit a secret? Wow. That's sad.

17. LIVERLAND

Greg'ryyyyyy... iiiiin Liverland... how do you get to Liverland... over the hill or underland or just behind a tree!

24. I usually skip those too. Too much energy to click more tabs open.

47. Ow. Calc humor hurts, and I'm taking the class next year.

54. OKAY, I LOLED AT THE "I'D HIT THAT SO HARD..."

FINALLY, A NEW "I'D HIT THAT"

55. Best friend shipper here too! And I would like that pairing if I could ship anyone in Clone High. I can't. It's weird. Also, CLONE HIIIIIIGH

59. UNSEE IT UNSEE IT I SHIP STAN/KYLE BUT WHAT THE FUCK

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[mrbnatural.livejournal.com]

01. Good Lord I hate that shit. I finally stopped ignoring it -- now I will actively comment to say "IF YOU THINK THIS SUCKS, THEN DON'T POST IT. COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE PROUD OF YOUR OWN WORK". Maybe that makes me an asshole, but I'm willing to risk it. Good, bad or terrible: it doesn't matter. It could be the greatest thing in the universe, but it's WORTHLESS unless the creator likes what they came up with. As far as I'm concerned there are two reasons for this.

------ REASON #1: They genuinely think they suck.
------ REASON #2: They are fishing for compliments.

In either case, they need a reality check. NOTE TO ALL OF HUMANITY: Stop being so wishy-washy. OWN your art/fic/whatever. If it sucks, fix it until it doesn't. And then have the balls to say "I made this" without hemming and hawing and looking like a wimp.

11. Here here. There will always be people who are prejudiced against fat people -- but there will always be some of us who aren't. And just so you know, for every rude and hurtful person who wants to talk themselves up by breaking others down, there's ME waving my little flag and thinking the world of you. I have MORE respect for fat cosplayers because they have to put up with so much bullshit -- your dedication, creativity and spirit are beautiful things. <3 Fat does not equal bad. Fat's just another shade of human.

14. I... really agree with you. XD I will probably get shit for this because I'm SUCH a Hannibal fan, but I've always been more attracted to Frances! I think he's more of a riddle. Perhaps because we don't get so much insight into what made him a monster? Maybe that so much of him is still a mystery? Maybe because Ralph Fiennes is a hot piece of ass and I am turned on by scary full-body tattoos? Whatever the reason, I'm just excited that the character has more fans. <3 SERIAL KILLER LOVE.

20. I don't understand the immediate "I MUST HATE ON THISSSSS" attitude -- I'm with you. Sure you might get some chuckles from your snarky friends for bashing a pairing or show others seem to be enjoying, but that's a juvenile passtime. I try to focus on what I LIKE, what is INTERESTING TO ME. Sure there are a million pairings I can't stand, but why waste my time beating people down that do? Negativity breeds negativity. As for me, I choose to be positive!

27. That's hard... but I understand. It happens. It just sucks when you're the go-to gal/guy. People want you to tell them it's not over. ;__; Hang in there, it'll get better.

52. Woah. Wait, what? D8

63. Don't kill yourself to be like a cartoon character. That would be a really sad way to die, not to mention embarrasing for your parents when they had to tell the nightly news "SHE WANTED TO BE LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER". Seriously, you're ruining things for everybody.

69. Don't be a douchebag. It's ridiculous to "HATE" someone you've never heard sing. Just tell your friend to settle down, don't be a worthless hatemonger.

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[celadonite.livejournal.com]

Well said. Fanartists who do that annoy the heck out of me.

[schizo-niko.livejournal.com]

25. Aw, you had me on your side right up until you bashed Iron Man. It's okay to like both of them, you know. (I mean, Speed Racer is the one I like better, but Iron Man is by no means terrible. I can't wait for both of them on DVD!)

RE: 25

[invisiblecake.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I REALLY liked IronMan. Like, a lot more than I should. And I saw Speed Racer. I'd been waiting for it since I first heard about it. it was pretty good, I thought. Maybe a bit too much CG everything for my liking, and crazy fast-paced, but not a bad movie over all. I agree with being able to like both of them.

19 & 25

[tosshi.livejournal.com]

19. I... just have to say. I don't ship that pairing either, but shipping it is far from desperate. Especially since there's porn of them in one of the manga author's non-series artbooks. Not hearsay either, I own the book.

25. I didn't see Ironman, but YES. I squealed like a 13 year old in the presence of the Jonas Brothers during Speed Racer. And then my friends went "well, I don't really want to see it because supposedly it sucks..."

Re: 19 & 25

[keelieinblack.livejournal.com]

19. What, really? It's not another case of her original character designs looking way too similar to her KKM ones? (Not that I'm doubting you or anything--I just thought that something like that would have gotten spread throughout the fandom by now.)

[tommytonebender.livejournal.com]

29. I know how you feel. 8(

61

[(Anonymous)]

News-flash: Men get objectified too, retard.

Re: 61

[(Anonymous)]

LOL. Only in yaoi fandom, maybe.

#5, #18, #32, #37, #50, #52

[martoufmarty.livejournal.com]

5 - CORNER GAS! That show is hilarious. I work at a little hardware store in Manitoba and we sell a bit of merchandise. Well, no one really bought anything until I put the mugs on sale and now all 12 of them are gone.

We still have a bunch of pins and an air freshner.

The show is cool and I wish people would by more merchandise. Because it deserves it.

18 - You gotta remember that while yes, Barbara did sometimes scream and play into the cliche, she also ran over Daleks with a fire truck.

32 - The finale had me laughing up a storm. Epic lulz. I still like the show, but... it was disappointing to the point of being amusing.

37 - I can just picture him all, "YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE DOCTOR AT ALL! YOU'RE NOT THE REAL DOCTOR!" I'm thinking he'd be one of those kind of fans when it came to old school/new school. Even if he is a creation of RTD...

50 - INVISIBLE MAN!!!! ♥ That show pwned most. And I couldn't help but slash them too.

52 - Really, adoptive brother and half brother is just too different things. The whole Rhys/Bella storyline just creeped me the hell out.

Re: #5, #18, #32, #37, #50, #52

[purelush.livejournal.com]

Rhys/Bella?

I call Twilight!!!

Heeee!

52

[purelush.livejournal.com]

I'm glad Rhys/Beth helped out with your own situation, but really? They were a terrible couple, and she was an awful actress. I was so very glad when it ended in her death.

Rhys and Sarah were so much better together, except for the whole "I shagged your mum and showed all my mates pics of you naked" stuff. I really hope she can get past the whole he was incesty thing and they hook up again. Because her taste in blokes is horrible.

Obvious Rhys/Sarah shipper is obvious. :P

50.

[(Anonymous)]

Way late, but commenting anyway.

I LOVE THE INVISIBLE MAN. I SHIPPED THEM LIKE TEN YEARS AGO.

Yes... both of them. AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHIPPING WAS.


♥♥♥

Re: 50.

[(Anonymous)]

YAY!
Way too~ go for Hobbes/Fawkes♥
I KINDA LOVE YOU!

48, 62, Take it to Comments1

[bip-bebop.livejournal.com]

48. I feel your pain. (<--from a fellow asexual who's too scared to write fic/draw fanart thanks to the demand for sex and my own dislike of it.)
I mean, I'll read doujinshi, fanfiction, etc. and like it just as much as the next fangirl...I just don't think I could possibly contribute to it myself.

62. 'wpes9ordug jtsrf AGREED. She was so awesome and pretty, and definitely had the best backstory imo. The whole arc with her as Mistress 9 remains one of my favorite Sailor Moon stories~*fangirls* lol, I just bought a pretty big statuette thingy of her in her Sera Myu outfit and now it's on top of my entertainment center next to my Haruhi Suzumiya, Cowboy Bebop, and Death Note figures.
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OHGODI'MANERD--D':

63. I can't say I'm not guilty of wanting to be my favorite character's weight, but uhh. That's pretty fucking unhealthy if you aren't way under average height. She's not even five feet tall, and 73 pounds isn't exactly okay for most people unless your bones aren't dense enough or something. Then again, I have no clue what height you are or what weight you are now. But still. Rethink that. Maybe go for the weight that would be the equivalent if she was your height, that's what I'm doing so I'm not going to be sickly underweight by the time I get there.

Takeittocomments!1: I WANT TO KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM TOO ;___; SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE? Or at least link me to a full version?

Re: 48, 62, Take it to Comments1

[bip-bebop.livejournal.com]

lol forgot 63 in the header, oh wellz.

20, 57

[wunderstruck.livejournal.com]

20. - I think I love you #20! I totally and completely agree!! <3333

57. - I agree! I just want to give him a big hug and let him know it will all be okay, although half of the time it never is okay. =P

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[littlekasumi.livejournal.com]

47. I don't even know the character or the fandom, but this has to be one of the best secrets I have ever seen XD

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[aldriena.livejournal.com]

PEOPLE HATED THIS MOVIE?! WHAT?! D:< SPEED RACER WAS FUCKING AMAZING. Cheesy, yes, but the SR show was pretty damn cheesy too! Fuck the haters, Speed Racer was awesome. (I haven't seen Iron Man, though, so I can't say anything about that :d)

And LOL idk if that's such an obvious secret because I totally could have written that, down the the epileptic warning. (So, FYI, flist, it wasn't me ;d)

That being said..

HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS~

[tulleskirt.livejournal.com]

This secret ftw \o/