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[ SECRET POST #3864 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3864 ⌋

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Literally or figuratively.

Someone who had a "Baby on Board" sticker yesterday when I was driving drove as bad or worse than the usual bad Texas drivers. Like, really, your going to risk your kid's life being a moron?

I hate those stickers. I've also seen 'mom to be' stickers. Seriously? No one cares.

the baby on board stickers are for if there's an accident, their tiny little bodies won't be overlooked by first responders.

Re: What is something recently that made you do a double take?

(Anonymous) - 2017-08-03 04:48 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2017-08-03 09:32 (UTC) - Expand

Re: What is something recently that made you do a double take?

el_regrs - 2017-08-03 11:52 (UTC) - Expand

yeah, really. I'm not gonna kiss someone's ass just because they have a kid.

Re: What is something recently that made you do a double take?

(Anonymous) - 2017-08-03 03:28 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2017-08-03 09:34 (UTC) - Expand

It's not about bragging you're pregnant. It's about making clear you're pregnant in case of emergency. Or like, so assholes give you the priority seat on public transportation or whatever

Re: What is something recently that made you do a double take?

el_regrs - 2017-08-03 11:54 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2017-08-03 21:29 (UTC) - Expand

Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward! Hey, this thing writes itself! (Simpson's line, couldn't resist, sorry!)

You know those stick figure family things? One car I was driving behind had a baby with a halo. I don't know if it meant 'dead kid' or 'my kid's an angel'...

These things FB/Amazon were trying to sell me on Amazon.

I clicked. They were ear plugs and a lampshade. :O

LMAO

Amazon was trying to sell me those too! I thought they were makeup sponges.

I couldn't even tell what the latter was lmao

My first thought from the thumbnails was "Bad Dragon?"

I knew instantly that the things on the left were ear plugs. I have a pair on my night stand right now. But that lampshade is just...whut.

The batshit conspiracy theory that Chris Cornel and Chester Bennington were murdered because they were about to expose a pedophile ring that includes Hilary Clinton. Jesus Dickshitting Christ.

Seriously, what the hell is going on in someone's head that they can come up with wild, bizarre crap like that?

The fake news industry (the traditional news industry only slightly less these days), is in the business of tagging shit with keywords in the hope that someone, somewhere, finds it plausible enough to reblog.

What the actual fuck?

The pedophile ring in the pizza place, right? At least one person has actually gone to the damn pizza place because they believed that bullshit.

One armed person.

Re: What is something recently that made you do a double take?

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rosehiptea - 2017-08-07 01:29 (UTC) - Expand

*Satanist* pedophile ring.

That's nothing new though. There's always some idiot who comes up with a "X CELEB WAS MURDERED for Y off-the-wall reason" theory, no matter how conclusive the non-murder cause was, and a thousand idiots who instantly believe it. I don't mind a conspiracy theory for entertainment, but if you have issues with accepting someone else's death, then you should probably get off the internet and walk into the nearest therapist's office.

In a Facebook ad Walmart seemed to want to sell me an empty egg carton for $40. It turned out it was a case of 150 egg cartons but I don't why the hell they would advertise that to random consumers either.

I think I've heard of people using them as sound dampeners. Are you a musician or a vocal recordings artist or hobbyist of any kind?

No, nothing like that. I did order a water bottle on Amazon a while back that was sent from a homestead supply place so maybe I'm marked down somewhere as a farmer.

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