[ SECRET POST #3944 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3944 ⌋

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[Trollhunters]


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[Frank Castle, Karen Page]


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[Blue Reflection]


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[Aladdin]


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[Supergirl]


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[The Sims]


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[Twilight (novels)]


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[akidearest]







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Comments

What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

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Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[fishnchips]

Twisted my ankle while walking, tore two ligaments.
Stepped off some stairs, twisted an ankle, tore another ligament.

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[kaijinscendre]

Stepping on a bone while running barefoot through our yard. :(

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[nightscale]

Giving myself a bruise by smacking myself in the face with my knee while pulling on my slippers.

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[mimi_sardinia]

I have a small lump on my right shoulder. I felt a need to dig at it with a pin. It's mostly healed over now.

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

I own a queen sized bed. One night I did some sewing then left a pincushion on the side of the bed I don't sleep in, where I'm used to leave my night book or an item of clothing I'll use the following morning.
I usually don't roll around in my sleep but of course this very night I did and somehow I managed to slash my arm on a needle. Many years ago and I still have the scar behind my elbow to show for it.
(I learnt to put everything away since then.)

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[viv_vivillon]

Broke my little toe on the inside of my walking boot.

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[hyarrowen]

Tried to fend off a boat I was on as it was approaching a jetty a bit too fast. Note to self: don't try to fend off with a foot. You'll damage the ligaments in your knee and ankle.

OTOH we didn't end up swimming for it in jellyfish-infested water, so I suppose that's a plus?

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

Rolled over in bed while asleep. I dislocated my shoulder, woke up screaming, and three years later the shoulder is still extremely touchy whenever I get even a little stressed out.

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself? OOOHHHH BOY!!!

[(Anonymous)]

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Ripped two fingernails off on a car door once. Lots of blood.

Hyperflexed / dislocated my knee on a rock when my bike slid off a hill. I was sitting up and looking at the bottom of my shoe and my toes were pointed towards my thigh.

Broke my nose and sprained my wrists falling down icy stairs outside. Blood everywhere.

Stabbed myself with a nail because stupid kid me thought you need hammers to make nails go into things.

I get paper cuts from envelopes more than I care to admit.


Hello, I'm clumsy, how can I help you?

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Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself? OOOHHHH BOY!!!

[syncing_feeling]

...those all sound horrifically painful but the fingernail one in particular just made my skin crawl right off. Ffffff.

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself? OOOHHHH BOY!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Damn, nonny. You don't have some voodoo curse on you, do you?

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself? OOOHHHH BOY!!!

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Nope, just clumsy bad luck.

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[syncing_feeling]

Slipped on a wet tree stump while drunk, took the weight on my hands on concrete, fractured my thumb and wrist. Partner was not impressed.

Apparently when I was a baby I was plodding around and decided to just faceplant onto the sharp corner of a storage trunk. Still have a stupid-looking scar that splits one eyebrow in two. :( But that was how my dad's best friend met his future wife (she was the nurse who stitched me up) so it had a good side, lol.

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[analise]

One day (in fifth grade), I'm standing in the tub having just finished my shower. I'm looking at the tub edge and I'm thinking, "I bet I can hop on one foot out of here."

Yeah no, I can't, and I smacked my big toe hard enough coming down that I'm pretty sure I broke something (we didn't actually go to the doctor for it but I couldn't wear a shoe for days because of the pain/swelling and was hobbling around in doubled thick socks).

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[greghousesgf]

I stapled my hand when I was a little kid.

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

It's a tie between twelve year old me saying "helmets are stupid" before going on a bike ride that ended in a concussion, a lot of blood, stitches, puking, and a permanent dent in my forehead, and high schooler me tripping over nothing while crossing the street, failing to catch myself, smacking my forehead on the pavement, and being walloped in the back of the head by my backpack which cracked my head on the ground again when I went to sit up afterwards. I had a big square lump in the exact middle of my forehead for a week.

Re: What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

[(Anonymous)]

I was running through the house. My parents told me to stop because I would get hurt. I didn't listen and ran into the living room. I hit the foot rest lever of the recliner near the entryway and sailed across the room. I hit the corner of the brick fireplace hearth with the outside skin part of my right eye. I came very close to loosing my right eye. I went to the ER, got sedated, was strapped to a board, and they had to get two guys to hold me down to do stitches. I have a nice scar from it.

Back when I worked at a library, I was moving a stack of books from the 50 year old wooden check out desk to the cart to go back on the shelf. I caught one of the splinters with my hand and ended up with a nice chunk of wood under my right middle finger nail. I had to go to urgent care to get it surgically removed. At least the library finally got a new desk after that.