[ SECRET POST #4070 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #4070 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Futurama]


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[Cheers]


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04.
[Classic Hollywood cinema]


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05.
[Xena: Warrior Princess]


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06.
[Altered Carbon, Kristin Ortega]


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[Game of Thrones/ASOIAF (OP's note: more for the books, but the art was too pretty not to use)]











Notes:

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Lol I was thinking the same thing, anon. There's a lot of head-tilting and mouth crashing in fic.

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh. I seriously hate the whole mouth crashing thing. That sounds awful and painful, not romantic or sexy.

[(Anonymous)]

But that's the point of mouth crashing: it's sex so desperate it's painful and the kissers accept this price of their passion.

[(Anonymous)]

If chipped teeth and bloody lips are the price of your passion, I'll shop elsewhere, thanks.

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT

That's the image it conjures up for me too. I get how it could be hot and I've read fic where it works, but at the same time, I can't help thinking that their teeth hurt and does passion really overwhelm pain that much?

[(Anonymous)]

Tooth chips and blood drops flying everywhere, like rice and rose petals on the church stairs. Maybe also with sound effects. Super sexxxay.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not into pain. Especially if pain involves split lips, getting cracked across the nose with someone else's chin, or chipped teeth and bitten tongues. Coming together in urgent need is one thing, but "crashing" is too jolting a word and carries with it the connotation of a hard, damaging impact.

[nightscale]

Oh god whenever I read about mouths 'crashing' together in fic it makes me wince, that is not a gentle word.

[(Anonymous)]

I'll take crashing over any sexytiems activity that includes the word "burrowing."

[(Anonymous)]

Moist.

Moist burrowing.

[(Anonymous)]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[mishey22]

What did we ever do to you, nonny?!

[(Anonymous)]

Like a tapeworm.

[(Anonymous)]

Touched for the very first time.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't forget the tongues ever-battling for dominance.

[(Anonymous)]

gag

[(Anonymous)]

Biting lips until they bleed. And of course, the one-two-three fingers.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man, the finger thing. And things being used as lube that should not be lube.

[(Anonymous)]

Honey...

[nightscale]

Hair conditioner...

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT

...for real?

I shouldn't really be surprised, I guess, but...wow.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe this is TMI but I've actually used hair conditioner a ton and it works fine. The kind I use is primarily made of different types of silicones, which is what most lubes are made of, so it's not really that weird (and it's not painful or burn-y or anything).

[feotakahari]

TV Tropes claims there’s a fic where two doctors realize too late that they accidentally mixed up the lube with the Dermabond.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, but has that ever happened in real life?

[(Anonymous)]

That would make one awkward ER visit.