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⌈ Secret Post #4114 ⌋

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[Tabatha Takes Over]

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[Sherlock (BBC)]

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[Traci Hines]

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[Brooklyn 99]

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[Louisa May Alcott, Eight Cousins where Charlie makes a bargain with Rose that he'll give up smoking if she gives up wearing earrings]

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[Tabatha Takes Over/Tabatha Coffey]

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[Paul Hollywood from The Great British Bake Off]

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[Frozen/Moana]

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[All for One, Portia Vallon]

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[How I Met Your Mother]

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[Paul Hollywood from The Great British Bake Off]

She looks about 40, how old is he?

He's 52 and she's 22 as far as I can find on Google anyway

Jesus, 22? Really? White people, what the hell? Wear some sunscreen.

Seriously. As a translucent white person (who does tan easily) I still wear sunscreen. I also do not get pegged as my age either (34).

Not just white people. Black might not crack but skin cancer doesn't care how much melanin you have. It's usually worse in POC because they don't notice it as quickly. Everyone should find a buddy and check each other.

Gotta get a PSA in since my Mom had skin cancer multiple times.

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(Anonymous) - 2018-04-10 03:33 (UTC) - Expand

Google says 22. but yeah, she looks like 40 to me. Smoker maybe?

Ouch. 22. Wow, yeah I would NOT have pegged her as that young.

She just has a lot of freckles and her face is scrunched up weird because she's smiling and in the sun.

And the lighting is accentuating the dark circles and hollows under her eyes to make them look more pronounced and the way she's leaning forward make the aforementioned freckled boobs look kind of saggy.

Seriously, it's an awful photo. Almost any other picture of her on the internet is more flattering. That said -- I think she's a cutie but I'd still guess her age to be a lot closer to 30 than 20 if I didn't know better.

Fucking seriously? I'd have put her mid to late twenties. Older than she is, but 40? Seriously?

Nayrt but I would've said a very well preserved 40? Only because of her eyes. Her skinny frame and large rack is something older women get, too. Especially if the boobs are surgically enhanced.

She obviously does not look 40. ayrt must not know very many people in their 20s, this young woman pretty obviously looks like a young woman.

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That's a deliberately stupid guess. We get it, you're edgy.

Or I have one possibly bad photo to go off of that makes her look almost ten years older than me? Not saying she's not pretty, just saying I was trying to guess why their age gap was so significant to the OP.

I find relationships like this really icky. She, however, is kind of hot. Make that really hot.

Yeah 30 years is a BIG gap at her age (if she really is 22). Like, to me it's not even the amount of years between them, it's the fact that they're at completely different life stages.

Like, 34/48 is a lot of years to me, but I probably wouldn't blink at it, you know?

Eh, she's an adult. If she wants to take a thorough pounding from an older rich guy in exchange for a nicer lifestyle than she can afford on her own, that's her business.

Not on her part, on his part. Changes my opinion of him.

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Same (again, not on her side) especially the way Paul slavered over 18-year-old Ruby Tandoh when she was on the show. I was no particular fan of Ruby, but that was just gross.

I know it was a big thing in the media but honestly, I've watched that season of Bake Off and don't think he did drool over her noticeably.

Goddamn. Good for him, my word!

Ngl, if there was a sex tape, I'd watch it.

I am not familiar with her or her Daddy Issues but I can't stand him. He always comes off as someone who uses the line "Do you know who I am?" to try and impress people. Pompous ass would be the correct British term I think.

I am not familiar with her or her Daddy Issues but I can't stand him

AFAIK she's not a celebrity or anything, she was just a bartender at his local bar or something

And there's nothing worse than people who do the Do You Know Who I Am thing. absolutely terrible. awful.