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[ SECRET POST #4120 ]

⌈ Secret Post #4120 ⌋

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[Smallville]

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[Reqiuem (British miniseries also on Netflix)]

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[Kristin Kreuk]

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[Final Fantasy X (infamous laughing scene)]

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06. https://i.imgur.com/evx15Dk.jpg
[Jessica Jones, OP noted: sex, but a consensual scene]

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[Crimson Peak]

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Let's assume this person is clean (both in terms of hygiene and STDs) and not a psycho killer. It's just straight up fairly vanilla sex, no weird shit. But it's someone you wouldn't necessarily want to have sex with on your own,for whatever reason.

$5,000

As long as they used protection and didn't do any kinky stuff, same for me.

This is an acceptable minimum. If I'm going to prostitute myself, I'm damn well going to get some debt paid down while I'm at it. This would at least take a nice chunk off my school loans. XD

Probably $0 for absolute lowest?

"Someone you wouldn't necessarily want to have sex with on your own" covers literally everyone for me, so within the range of literally everyone on Earth, I'm sure there are some interesting strangers I wouldn't mind an experience with which would set the minimum.

Now if we're talking about the average amount I would charge, that's a different question and usually $infinity.

1K I guess.

make them hot and I'll drop it to a hundred

However much my dream house costs. I hate being touched so I'd need a damn good reason.

Eh. Probably a couple hundred.

I mean, obviously, I'd prefer to get more, but that's my minimum.

Enough to pay off my student loans.

Are you looking for workers for your brothel?

Well, you have to admit that would be an original group activity for the fandomsecrets crowd.

Field trip!

50k maybe.

I’m going to assume the person in question is someone I’d be attracted too. Cuz if it’s a dude, then it’s a straight up no.

My virgin-in-my-30s ass wouldn't go for anything less than 250k, because that has to cover 1) said virginity 2) complete embarrassment since no one has seen me nude since I was young enough to still be given baths 3) the mildly sex-repulsed asexual thing and 4) never being able to touch a unicorn.

People ALWAYS forget about number 4!!! Are they even visible or is it just that you can't touch them?

So I'd hike up that price, if I were you.

Good idea. I mean, I'll never know if it's invisible or untouchable if I cash in the V-card, so that price is going up.

With you on the virgin-in-my-30s and unicorn thing. Being able to tame unicorns is one of the few perks of never having sex.

They laugh, but when the magipocalypse comes and we get to lead the Unicorn Cavalry...

A cool mill for literally all the same reasons as you, PLUS because of certain reasons penetrative sex would be extremely painful for me.

Plus plus, afterwards my blood/self would be worth absolutely nothing as a virgin sacrifice or magical ingredient and I demand compensation for that loss

!!! You're right! Also upping the price to a mill to compensate for loss of income via virgin hair, blood, skin, etc.

$300.

I'd have to clear it with my gf first, but idk.... maybe 50k-100k?

Are they gonna be wearing a condom or had they already had a vasectomy? Because otherwise I’d have to spring for birth control.

Hmm, well, let's see. I'm a lesbian virgin in my early 30s who isn't sex-repulsed but does have major trust and touch issues. My own mom has to warn me before she hugs me and if the hug goes on for more than a few seconds I start to have a panic attack from feeling trapped. That's gonna make sex kinda tricky, unless I'm on top, which is also a bad idea considering my multiple chronic pain conditions. Due to another, more private condition and my penis-repulsion, PIV sex is out of the question (as are strap-ons), so no amount of money could get me to do a dude the old fashioned way, but I'd probably be willing to attempt a handjob for at least $250,000, as long as I could wear a glove. Blowjobs are also right out due to my TMJ. Can't see that ending well for him.

If the stranger in question is a woman, however, my price goes down to a mere $150,000. That may seem like a lot, but if I'm gonna lose my ability to tame and/or ride unicorns, then I'm gonna need some compensation.

250k for a woman because I'm a lesbian and that would cover all my debt and allow me to downgrade to a part-time job or buy a house.

2 million + a bottle and a half of red wine for a man.

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