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[ SECRET POST #4127 ]

⌈ Secret Post #4127 ⌋

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[Harry Anderson]

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[Altered Carbon]

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[Ni no Kuni II]

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[In Search of the Castaways]

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(Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries)

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[Teen Titans animated series]

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[Courtney Love/Kurt Cobain]

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It's not my favorite because it's horrific, but the whole Limeybean thing is fascinating in the way infamous murders are fascinating. Just trying to grasp her logic.

I also read - maybe here? - that the "best friend" who was posting that she was really upset over being lied to may have been a sock or in on it after all? But I'm not sure whether or not that's true,

Captain America: Civil War wank. Mostly because for once I know I am on the right side of the argument.

fart

The Johnlock Conspiracy fights. I WAS THERE FOR THAT! It was insane.

I don't even know anymore. It's all so tedious. Maybe something silly (like husky wank) but that doesn't even happen without people getting up their ass and treating other people like shit. Recently in an adjacent fandom to mine, a bnf and some of their partners were accused with damning evidence of bestiality and soliciting sex from minors and nuke everything. A few years ago I would eaten all it up, but now everything about it depresses me.

The Snapewives...

Any sort of wank in which someone does something bad (scams, faking being harassed, plagiarism, whatever) and gets found out. Specially if they try to deny it when it's already been proved or give ridiculous excuses.

Outwardly I act like I'm above it all, but inside, like any reality TV fanatic, I'm fascinated by ship wars.

It was more of a trollfest than a wank outright, but it got wanky behind the scenes. It's for a fandom barely anyone's heard of.

This happened in the 2000s - possibly 2005, but no later than. I think it might have been 2005 because it was when Doctor Who returned, and the troll's story seemed very Doctor Who-y.

Anyway, on a forum for the Earth's Children series (the first book being Clan of the Cave Bear), a guy posted claiming that he was a time traveler. His screenname was "iamacaveman." His story didn't have 100% consistency - sometimes he was an alien, sometimes just a time traveler. He was most definitely a caveman. His posts were hilarious. We all played along, because why not?

Sadly, he stopped being funny and started getting snarky. Apparently when the Modly Beings PMed him, he actually got really nasty. iamacaveman returned back to his home planet. I wish I could go back and find his posts, but the forum went through a bit of an overhaul a few years back, and a lot of really old posts - including iamacaveman's - were lost.

iamacaveman, we hardly knew ye. (But maybe that's for the best.)

iamacaveman returned back to his home planet.

That's the best flounce I've ever heard. I mean, go big or go home.

AYRT - Oh, it wasn't his. That's how his admins put it when he was banned. Apparently he was funnier on the forums, not so funny one-on-one.

We did have a few trolls who were the same person. I wonder if he was one of them...

Wincest vs Destiel.

So this just happened:

http://tvline.com/2018/04/22/sherlock-benedict-cumberbatch-martin-freeman-pathetic-season-5/

I imagine some very entertaining drama coming out of it.

Cucumberfutzkin has been very passive-aggressive towards Freeman ever since the latter cheated on his wife, and I can't wait until somebody spills all the beans about all of their behind the scenes drama.

fake identities and scamming, the wild elaborate lies and sock puppets, that kind of thing.

feels like that doesn't really happen anymore? or im not involved in the right fandoms. all the drama i run across is always just x is a [pedophile/-ist/-phobe/whatever] wank :(

Right now, Reylo is pretty entertaining. I actually ship it (Kylux too), but the ridiculousness between the antis and the hardcore Reylos is something else. My Tumblr dash is always full of these long, convoluted posts about how Kylo and Rey are gonna end up together and have a dozen little space babies with frame-by-frame analysis of TFA and TLJ as proof, as well as long, convoluted anti posts about how Kylo is an abusive POS, the Force bond is the exact same thing as rape, and you're worse than Hitler if you ship Reylo. It's fucking hilarious!

My equestrian ass will never stop laughing over the "horses don't respect women!" wank that somehow originated in the Inuyasha fandom. Of all the horse-related wanks that were featured on F_W and its affiliated comms, that one was the best (to me, anyway) because it involved no horse-fucking whatsoever and therefore didn't make me want to camp out in my horse's pasture with a shotgun.

Pre-Brony MLP wank was pretty fun, too, especially the "my ponies hate you" kerfuffle, and I'll always love the Ms_Scribe, Crystalwank and Usagi Kou sagas and the "But what are your thoughts on yaoi?" meme origin story, but my favorite wanks these days tend to involve shipwars involving pairings I'm familiar with but don't actually ship myself.

Oh god, you had to remind me of "His wife? A horse." That poor pony.

I just remember how dead that poor mare's eyes were in the photos. I hope someone eventually rescued her.

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