[ SECRET POST #601 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #601 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 110 secrets from Secret Submission Post #086.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 - what ], [ 1 - personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

138

[(Anonymous)]

Piers Anthony love!
No you're not the only one - I was huge fan of his books in my teens :)

Re: 138

[cookie-faerie.livejournal.com]

I own almost all of the Xanth series - my dad loved them and rec'd them to me...I can't even say how many road trips I've spent reading and re-reading them.

I don't think I want fandom for those, though. D: They're fine as they are...Except that I shipped Trent/Bink before I even knew what shipping was XD;;

119, 184

[reasonabsurd.livejournal.com]

119. Madam, I would like to lend this enterprise my full support.

184. I always liked doing that.

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[(Anonymous)]

123. I don't get this secret. Gundam 00 isn't even on right now... and Code Geass is. I only watched the first season of Geass but I thought it was suppose to only be two seasons so even when Gundam 00 comes back on there shouldn't be any new promos for it.

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[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU! I'm so sick of seeing "Janto fluffy!slash LoL" on my flist I could cry. Where is the hot dirtybadwrongness that epitomizes this relationship and why do so many fangirls insist on making them all happy kisses instead?

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[(Anonymous)]

175. Right. Because EVERY SINGLE MAN who has a girlfriend in college is completely straight. Uh-huh. I'm really not trying to shoot your argument down, because I actually do ship Phoenix/Iris. But...well, to be frank, your argument that "he dated a girl in college, ergo he is straight" doesn't really prove a thing.

Re: 175

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

175. Iris was his college GF? People are still figuring out their lives in college, it's completely possible he was experimenting.

109, 119, 123, 124, 134, 135, 144, 146, 151, 152, 154

[princesskraehe.livejournal.com]

109. I have nothing helpful to say about this ... I just love that last sentence.

119. Hell, that's not creepy. You just want him to show up in New York. You aren't sending him creepy Who/Hamlet crossover self-insertion fic.

123. IMHO, that's one of the few legit reasons to watch G00.

124. These are awesome. I'm a little pissed off that I couldn't pay for them legitimately off iTunes Japan (though I've since found a way to do so) because I actually wanted to give these people the money they deserve. Oh, well. Torrents ahoy.

134. Disagree vehemently on the art. Agree vehemently on Alto.

135. INORITE??? D:

144. That is really mean and unwarranted. It is also exactly what I would have done.

146. Wow ... there are officially nearly as many 'stop making TDK secrets' secrets as there are TDK secrets.

151. I can tell you I hadn't. I can also tell you that I now can't stop thinking about it. You appear to be quite right in your assertion.

152. Man, what did I ever do to you? D:

154. I have no way of knowing whether you're lying or not. But even if you are, that is a great spin on a tired old secret. A+

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[overstreets.livejournal.com]

113: Aww. I love John, too. He may not have been the greatest father, and he WAS absent a lot, but still, no one can ever say that John didn't love his sons. He could have tried harder, but he was a broken man after Mary died. That doesn't excuse the enormous pressure he put on Dean, but... yeah. I still love John.

Re: 113

[doctor-dorothy.livejournal.com]

I love John too, but I love him BECAUSE he's a flawed character. Too many John fans seem to want to whitewash his faults -- why can't he be a crappy father and a good father at the same time? So yeah, basically agreeing with the "he screwed up his kids, but he's still awesome."

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[revulo.livejournal.com]

104. No. I don't see why one would be glad.

107. OMG what.

111. Now I have to ask what show this is. And if that's a girl or a boy.

129. What? I...I-I'm...curious...what?

157. Watercest is best. LOL j/k Firecest is best.

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[miss_prince.livejournal.com]

175. Bisexuality exists, ya know. I can believe it of Phoenix, and there's plenty to base the pairing on. I just facepalm at the ones who say P/E is canon or that they're so perfect for each other.

I like to slash Iris, anyway, so it's all good. Also, delicious PIE. That's good, too.

186. Kinda curious what in particular bothers you, if you don't mind elaborating?



Is this a record number of WTF secrets? :P

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[postal152.livejournal.com]

101. LOL, I do the same thing. I worked in a factory this summer, and people kept speaking of "shipping" things, and I'd have to pretend I didn't just get all excited. xD There was another incident with cartons - apparently one we did had a Mylar coating. I kept coughing to cover up my snickers. Embarrassing.

103. Well *yeah.* ;]

128. I haven't even watched this ep (I know, kill me, right?). Is that what he actually says? o_o

144. LMAO!!!! Poor customer, but this is one of the funniest secrets I've ever seen. Now I'm imagining that thing Tritter's holding is his loaf of bread, and he's saying, "Why, Doctor House, did you let this woman squish my perfectly nice loaf of Aunt Jemima?"

145. Um... have to admit, I don't even read Mylar much anymore for that very reason. I don't like watching Mohinder get beaten to a bloody pulp when it's IC, and the OOC badfic where they somehow just forget about the fact that he's a psycho killer and murdered Momo's dad, and that Momo actually has a conscience? Yeah...

146. Wait, why have you not seen this movie yet? Although that was actually me and Across the Universe. Ugh.

150. Lol, maybe Sylar uses Candice's power to turn *into* Matt and beat the shit out of him? Ohoho, what now!

152. OMG WHYYYY. xDDD *eyes bleed*

167. Aww, this secret is adorable. And was that a Blink reference?

178. Um... whoa. That's one way to discover Doctor Who. XD

144.... wait....

[postal152.livejournal.com]

LOL, Aunt Jemima is definitely pancakes. *facepalm* I think I was thinking Aunt Millie's.... And now I'm really craving pecan pancakes.

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

101. LOL, nice. XD
102. Been there. ><
117. My friend tricked me into seeing his goddamn penis. I didn't even fucking want to! I shouldn't have clicked that link. ><
125. Those ARE pretty costumes on Padme. >3
151. Disturbing.
152. Nuuuu, that's gonna be stuck in my head forever now. ><
154. Don't you mean I'd hit that? *everyone stares at me like I'm an idiot* If not--LIES.
160. You sneaky devil you. xD
180. You guys can LIKE the Joker--I liked Heath's performance, I liked how I laughed even though he was scaring the crap out of me. What some of us don't understand is how some people would actually want him to do horrible things to them, as if he fucking had the time. Then there's the whole "I soooo relate to him" secrets, that are obviously pure bullshity fangirls vying for attention. Really, stfu.
184. Seconded. ♥

[siri-dutchie.livejournal.com]

101. I lol'ed XD Thanks for the laugh.

142. Some writers forbid fanfiction of their works. Remember that's always an option.

152. WHAT

[athenaltena.livejournal.com]

142. I have the same worry sometimes. On the other hand, you could join the online communities for the lulz and totally mess with people in the stories. Plus you can always Word Of God some stuff out of existence, though that won't stop the most insane people.

155. Rena FTW! I've thought about being an Otome, honestly, since I'm a lesbian anyway. ;)

[sarajayechan.livejournal.com]

104. ...she's a CARTOON.

170. *squee!!* Chipmunks secret~! And those two and their Slap Slap Kiss are awesome.

[athenaltena.livejournal.com]

...she's a CARTOON.

I was thinking the same thing, but didn't want to say it. Plus I think she's supposed to be annoying and a parody

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[cookie-faerie.livejournal.com]

You and me both, anon.

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[(Anonymous)]

107. Heh, don't feel bad, OP -- Shiwasu no Okina is the best hentai artist I've ever seen. Nosewaruse is my favorite. (Maybe I should make this into a secret -- I would die if anyone knew I was familiar with this stuff.)

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[(Anonymous)]

shiwase no okina you mean? and the artist's name is Oh! great or something like that. he's more well known for being the one that wrote the Tenjou Tenge seinen manga but before that he did alot of hentai comics.

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[zed-pm.livejournal.com]

113. AT LEAST SAM AND DEAN GOT TO SEE THEIR DAD. 23 YEARS AND I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING MINE IN PERSON ONCE. SO, YEAH, I'LL TAKE JOHN AS MY DAD.

113 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Aww, I'm sorry to hear that. TAKE ME WITH YOU. :/

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[virgofolkie.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of it myself. I assume that you, at least, know what it is (LOL)...

*squirms at own anime-ignorance*

Actually, this comm is making me think I should have at least a working knowledge of Japanese cartoons/comics/cartoon art, even if it's not a major interest of mine. It would give me more to talk about on LJ...*squirms more*

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[fenm.livejournal.com]

I'm saying as a HUGE anime fan: If you not into it, you're not into it. It's not that big a deal, imo. If you wanna get to know more about it, great, but don't feel you have to. I run into plenty of secret on here--even anime-related ones--that I don't know the source of. [shrug] Frankly, with like, 80+ secrets a day, every day I doubt there's anyone here that gets them all.

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[typhlogirl.livejournal.com]

lmfao, A+

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[xmalusx.livejournal.com]

I ship it....Zucest too. :D

[whisperingsteel]

160- Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw Batman's left arm as a huge, bulbous bat-cock in this picture.

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[sabotabby]

You are not the only one.

Also, hilarious secret is hilarious.

[popehippo.livejournal.com]

What the hell is this Code Geass shit? :\ I keep seeing it in secrets and being confused as to whether it's further "OMFG IT'S AWESOME-CAKES BECAUSE EVERYONE'S PRRRRRRETTY AND SPARKLES!!" shit or a decent anime show. >__> want to buy explanation, please.

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[(Anonymous)]

Read secret 132. Best description of Code Geass ever.

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[mahkia.livejournal.com]

This. All of it. Mohinder/Matt shippers unite, fluffiness or no!

Also, lots of Owen/Torchwood in general secrets today! I rejoice for the fandom. Thanks for not filling these secrets with a shit-ton of wank, Torchwood fans. &hearts

[darkneyra.livejournal.com]

151. Yes! I tought it XD. OT3
167. That's very cute :3.
172. Awww Cobi...I remember that it was a TV series here in Spain of him. But I was very little!
175. I tought Phoenix and Iris where a very cute couple...it's a shame that it ends how it ends.

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[zeiss-manifold.livejournal.com]

First a Small Favors secret and now this. F!S sure loves its porn. And detachable penises.