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⌈ Secret Post #4370 ⌋

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[Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters]

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03. https://i.imgur.com/32HAk3r.jpg

I can't judge. A Space Man Came Travelling makes me want to rip my ears off.

I mean, there's *a lot* of Christmas songs I'm sick of hearing after having to listen to them on seemingly endless repeat on the radio every single year I've been alive. But that's the one that gets an extra level of hate from me for some reason.

Sounds like someone needs their thumpety thump thumped.

OMG I hate this song. And the TV show. I thought I was alone, lol

I just find the TV show too cutesy for my taste but I want to know who the hell he keeps saying happy birthday to every time he gains consciousness. He can't be talking about himself because you don't say happy birthday when it's your birthday. Whose birthday does he think it is?

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ailurophile6 - 2018-12-22 00:14 (UTC) - Expand

Jesus!

(Anonymous) - 2018-12-22 00:18 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Jesus!

greghousesgf - 2018-12-22 00:20 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2018-12-22 02:19 (UTC) - Expand

greghousesgf - 2018-12-22 02:40 (UTC) - Expand

Ahahaha... well, I hope your Christmas carol torture is soon over with, anon.

Not when Little Drummer Boy exists.

This SO MUCH! God, I hate it!

This is why I go to Jacksfilms for my Christmas music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkLYZmng3tg

Yessss I hate this song so much.
But recently, the played "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" on the radio and damn, I know it was more of a novelty song but I hated it even more than Frosty.

This secrets and all the comments reminded me of that awful year my high school decided to blast Christmas carols through the PA system whenever class wasn't in session. They stopped doing it after three days, but only after someone (or multiple someones) vandalized most of the speakers. I still can't help but smell the ghost scent of cafeteria food whenever I hear Jingle Bells Rock.

Mine's Santa Claus is Coming To Town by the Jackson Five.

Makes me wish I was deaf.

My mom loves "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy, which is a far worse song.

"Happy Birthday Jesus" is a high-pressure stream of corn-syrup-tinged vomit.

This is an exceptional secret.

Lmao

This is a good secret.

I hate most Christmas songs, mostly because I used to work in retail AND food service, so I had to listen to Christmas songs for like 2 months straight every year for over a decade of my life.

But I really hate "Grandma Got Run Over" & "Little Drummer Boy" & "Do They Know It's Christmas" & like, ok, just most Christmas songs. "Frosty" doesn't bother me as much as the ones I named above, but I don't like it either.

The only Christmas songs I really like are "White Christmas" (Bing Crosby only) & "Blue Christmas" (Elvis only). Instrumental Christmas music is good if it's like, whosawhatsits, Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

So, nobody's going to mention the actual objectively worst Christmas song? Sir Paul will do many years in purgatory for subjecting the world to Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time.

I'm sure he will but it is honestly worse than "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"?

shrug, I like that song....

This is my second most likely to make me want to stab my eardrums!

This is one of the few Christmas songs I actually like!

I fucking hate that goddamn song.

...and now it is stuck in my head, argh.

kamino_neko - 2018-12-23 00:58 (UTC) - Expand

I can gladly go without ever hearing "Christmas Shoes" again.

Look, it's talk like that makes God kill some kid's mother on Christmas to teach you a very special lesson.