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I liked a lot of the spectacle. Had this been the culmination of a whole season, it would have been amazing. Mad Queen Dany is pretty awesome. Emilie Clarke can really sell the crazy.
Sadly, it wasn't. It was Dany going from like a 3 to 100. So, it felt too sudden to feel natural. But that is the theme of this season. Same goes for the Unsullied and Northerners. They just suddenly start raping and pillaging???
Also, Dany is such a Nice Guy. WHY WON'T MY NEPHEW FUCK ME AFTER I WAS SO NICE TO HIM??!?!?!?
Varys's death was stupid as fuck as well. Why would Tyrion snitch on him?! How did Varys, the sneakiest fucker ever, get so sloppy? Why would Jon be okay with them just killing him in the middle of the night by FIRE? I guess I can at least rationalize that by saying Jon and Tyrion are terrified of her.
Jaime and Cersei's end was stupid as fuck. Jaime's character development was a fucking loop. It completely disregards all the changes he has made in his life. The man who ruined his reputation to save King's Landing suddenly doesn't give a fuck about innocents? Okay. I don't even understand WHY he went North. He could have stayed in the South with Cersei this whole time and nothing would have changed in terms of his story line.
And then Cersei dies in a fucking cave in? In the arms of his lover? In a way that is seemingly supposed to illicit sympathy from the viewers? Like, boo hoo, your baby is going to die? You deserve you hateful monster. She did not deserve to die sympathetically in the same episode Dany turned full tilt evil.
Also, Euron should have just died on the boat. The fight between him and Jaime was pointless and didn't add anything to the story.
In relation to that, why did the fleet suddenly lose their ability to shoot weapons? Or really mount any kind of counter attack? Again, I have to reach and say, that the sun apparently made them lose all ability to aim.
I did like some of it.
While I didn't like the how suddenly Dany turned Mad Queen, the actual event was brutally well done. The footage of Arya running around in the horror was reminiscent (probably purposefully) of 9/11 footage. With the ash billowing down, people running covered in blood, and destroyed buildings. There was a silent part were I thought, "Oh, we should be hearing sirens".
I was genuinely distressed during all of the destruction. It was just so horrific. Had it been the culmination of a season of build up, it would have been even more impactful.
Speaking of, Arya and the Hound's final conversation was great. I love that he is the one that tells her killing Cersei is not worth it. I also love that Arya rides out on a white horse. Is it symbolic of her letting go of her list? Or, has she become death upon a pale horse? Or, did they just have a white horse around?
Another thing I enjoyed was Cleganebowl. It was everything I wanted it to be. Plus the environment was fantastic. The stairs collapsing around them as the smoke billows in is great. I was fine with them both dying.
I mentioned above that I don't get why the Northerners went nuts. I sort of get the Unsullied and Dothraki. That is their thing. But the Northerners were not really part of that. However, I do like Jon's facial expressions. Just his utter devastation at what Dany and his Northern army has done. Kit Harrington did very good this episode.
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And, of course, they have the Northern army do it but leave Jon out of it. Because flawless Jon Snow has to remain flawless. Ugh. No.
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(Anonymous) 2019-05-13 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)His entire relationship with Brienne he's always defended her honour, and now what? He just wanted to ruin her life by taking her virginity and then fucking off? When like five minutes ago if anyone else had done the same thing he would have killed them?
Did he just want to prove to himself that he was horrible like Cersei and they deserved each other? Was that what the writers were trying to do? Because it just reads like two different people arguing over Jaime's story this season and then agreeing they should do both a Jaime is a good person who realises Cersei sucks and leaves her storyline AND a Jaime is a shit person who will only ever love Cersei storyline.
The only moment I can remember linking the two was Tyrion's line about how Jaime knew what Cersei was like the whole time. So are we supposed to think he was lying to himself about that or what?
Euron. Ugh. Do not get me started. Magical pirate bullshit plot device.
I'm mad Sandor is dead too. I knew it was likely but fuck it I wanted him to go back with the Starks and be a fat happy old man after killing Gregor.
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(Anonymous) 2019-05-14 01:16 am (UTC)(link)I like your version of the ending. I'm going to pretend that's what happened.
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Deep in your heart, you know which option it is.
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There was this weird moment just before Euron died, and he was gloating about having killed Jaime, and he LOOKS UP AT THE CAMERA as if to drive the point home. It's random things like that that make me think this is a fake-out and maybe the worst of the rubble didn't take Jaime out.
Of course, everything and everyone is trying to point to any other conclusion. I swear anyone who's given an interview on this episode has lost their mind. It used to be, oh, J/B, what a great unspoken romance, it was meant to be! and now it's J/C were destined to be together, it was always known and they could never escape it! Make. up. your. goddamn. minds. JFC.
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(Anonymous) 2019-05-14 02:51 am (UTC)(link)I am also of the (maybe controversial?) opinion that this last episode is actually the ending GRRM intended. Yes, even the fact that Jaime's character arc is a circle. The show gave themselves fuck all time to set up all the plot beats effectively, but I think this is where we are meant to end up.
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So, it felt too sudden to feel natural. But that is the theme of this season.
Yeah, everything this season has been at a breakneck pace, and Dany is just the epitome of it. Her story felt like whiplash.
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(Anonymous) 2019-05-14 07:56 am (UTC)(link)The whole thing was admittedly horrifying and impactful. And there was actually a little bit that I kind of, sort of appreciated at the start of the rampage, in that I think it was meant to be something of a visual explanation for why the North flipped out and got their rape-and-pillage on. When the camera was focused on that child against the pillar while the North ran rampant, and the Northern soldier slits a woman's throat for trying to defend her son, I'm nearly positive that was meant to be a direct call-back to the Red Wedding and Catelyn's death. To show that a) the North in this instance has become equally horrifying and dishonourable, but also possibly b) that was the reason they became equally horrifying and dishonourable. After everything they've recently been through, to have to come down south and fight another fucking murderous Lannister ... When Dany flipped out and so violently avenged Missandei, and Grey Worm and the Unsullied flipped out and violently avenged their loved ones, I think it was meant to show that the North just let go and did the same for seven seasons worth of southern bullshit and atrocities and everything else they've had to live through lately while the south sat on its pretty Lannister ass and did fuck all.
I mean, it didn't really explain all that much, and it didn't make anything any less utterly horrifying, but I did appreciate the little visual reference?
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Someone on the internet (hahahaha) made an argument that was a little bit twisted and containing a hole or two, but I could see the logic in it. The losses the North sustained while fighting the NK and the army of the undead were great, and while they were doing all of that for the future of Westeros (and probably the world), KL was just sitting there, doing nothing, waiting, betting their own future on the sacrifice of the North. You know, instead of doing their part in defending the country and fighting alongside their brothers. So it was time to rebalance the scales and take out some numbers on the southern side, because only life can pay for life and all that.
Personally, I do think it was a mix of northeners being part weary, possibly part bitter, and susceptible to any crazy shit as a crowd may normally be when you get too many people together in a crazy situation where all it takes is one push. Kind of like a "everybody else is doing it" thing.
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