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⌈ Secret Post #4815 ⌋

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Re: Driving Pet Peeves

[(Anonymous)]

I mean... basically everything at this point?

General
-People using a phone for non-GPS reasons (unless obviously it is an emergency). This includes the ones who aren't paying attention when the light turns green, and of course you're not supposed to honk at them for that reason, but even if you do, they only wake in time for THEM to make the light and for the rest of you to get screwed.

-People who do that thing at the stoplight where they stop like 3 cars' length behind the light or person in front of them, then inch forward every five seconds. They're usually on their phones or just very stupid.

-People who don't plan their trip for shit and DEMAND ENTRY ACROSS FOUR LANES OF TRAFFIC TO GET TO THAT LEFT OR RIGHT TURN A MERE 20 FT AHEAD

-People who don't use turn signals

-People who dart into spaces with little or no signaling, especially at the red light. Stop forcing people to adjust your speed just because you wanted to save 1.2 seconds. (Though I admit the lane changing without signaling is likely due to other drivers who never let them in. But even so, nobody is obligated to let you in, though it's nice if they do.)

-People who let in others who clearly do NOT have the right of way. This includes people who demand YOU go even when THEY have the right of way. No, dumbass, I will not risk an accident or a cop who just happens to have a stick up his ass that day.

-People who go slow on main roads, but fly like demons in parking lots or residential areas. No, it's just a place where people and animals walk. Fuck 'em, right? Serves 'em right for thinking they have the right to go anywhere on foot.

-People who see you coming, pull in front of you, and feel no need to do anything but coast there at 2 mph in traffic, forcing you to go around them.

-People approaching who see you waiting to turn right, and the moment YOU have space, they change lanes into your space so that you can't turn.

-People who fly down one lane before a merge in order to cut in front of everyone who moved when they were supposed to. Though I admit this may be an issue of lacking proper zipper lane instruction.

-Basically anybody who doesn't seem aware that there is a world out there outside their vehicle, and that they are basically driving a weapon that weighs 1 to 2 tons or more.

Freeway shit
-People too scared to pass an 18 wheeler/vehicle that is not safe to linger around

-People who obstruct in the passing lane, either creating a bottleneck or forcing others to pass them in the slow/traffic lane.

-People who start to pass you, then stop, forcing you in their blind spot until YOU change speed

-Cunts who ride side by side with you, then when you change YOUR speed, they do the exact same thing so that you are dangerously riding together again. Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO GODDAMN DO THIS IT IS DANGEROUS YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT.

I'm coo' now

-People who ride your ass in the slow lane

-People who don't tie their shit down. Oh thanks, I wanted that debris on my windshield and that mattress on my hood.