[ SECRET POST #4855 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4855 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

06. https://i.imgur.com/Kblv8pf.png

[(Anonymous)]

Let me guess, a ton of hymens that are described as the "final barrier" once the dick is already like halfway in? Like the hymen is waaaaay up there or something? Yeah, seen it too.

[(Anonymous)]

And after the guy has burst through that, he can really start pounding the cervix. Hot.

[sparklywalls]

I sort of alluded to this sort of thing in another thread not long ago but it's way too common that a virgin is way too tight with an impenetrable hymen one moment but not even three sentences later she's begging the dude with a 9 inch dick to go harder and deeper. Bonus if foreplay was a couple of clit pinches and some kissing/four paragraphs of blow job.

Like I'm all for fantasy but that shit will probably hurt in real life.

[kallanda_lee]

I was frankly just taling about this the otherd ay, but there's this thing where smut fiction writers learns from...other smut fiction writers.

Tangentially Related

[(Anonymous)]

What are the best and worst words for the penis and vagina/vulva? At least to read in smut? I'm all for biological accuracy but those words would take me right out of it.

I remember manhood being really big in fanfiction. Or member.

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[(Anonymous)]

I think "cock" works. "Member" makes me laugh.

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[bur]

"Manhood" never fails to make me collapse into giggles. Especially if it's preceded by "proud".

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[(Anonymous)]

Cock is always a good one.
Dick is good in some fandoms, but sometimes feels out of place in other fandoms imo.
Erection, usually fine but don't use it as frequently as cock.
Shaft, usually fine but don't use it as frequently as cock.

The rest are, imo, all varying degrees of "probably better not to use" or "oh god WHY?"

As for the vagina...I feel like that's trickier.

IMO, cunt is the female equivalent of cock. But the problem is that for North Americans it can have such a negative connotation that it probably throws a lot of them out of it.
I'd say pussy is the closest to a female equivalent for dick, but mehhh. IDK. It's fine I guess? But I'm really not a big fan of the word, personally. It just sounds vulgar to me, and not in a good way.

Pretty sure when I was reading a lot of het fic, people often tended to skip naming the vagina/labia in such a specific way. I recall a lot of "passage" and "inside her" and "inner walls." Which tended to work fine, as long as you were adding in hot descriptors (tight, clenching, quivering, spasming, aching, empty, etc.) to spice it up a little.

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[(Anonymous)]

I can't stand it when people use "quim"...

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[(Anonymous)]

When people try to be funny and call it, idk, magic wand in HP fic.
I think cock works best ... unless it's weeping. Yikes.

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[venusundae]

i'm honestly fond of "pussy" myself. and even tho i know it's a sensitive~ term i don't mind "cunt" either. "vulva" sounds silly to me in like the heat of the moment haha. but i do like "lips" a lot. i like "clit" more than straight up "clitoris" for some reason, or any terms like "hard nub" and "button" and whatnot. just call it a clit! it's the reaction to whatever is happening to it that i really want to know about haha. get to it.

that being said, i think i've grown used to the weird terms that fanfiction uses enough that i can kind of gloss over them as long as the content around them is good.

[feotakahari]

I’ve been told there are fanfic authors who think men have hymens in their butts.

[(Anonymous)]

H-how? Did they never take a shit before?

[(Anonymous)]

I was going to make the joke that if someone made a ‘bymen’ reference, I’m going to ‘bye, man’ and here’s my place to make it.

Bymen as in butt hymen

[(Anonymous)]

In our early teens my best friend (who was In The Know because her next door neighbor was slutty) swore there was something called Buh-jurnity, which is your butt virginity.

[philstar22]

This is one reason I mostly avoid het porn unless it is oral sex only. Het penetrative sex mostly just sounds painful as written in a lot of fics. I'm looking for sexy and hot, not something that makes my vagina hurt from reading.

[(Anonymous)]

...I don't know anything about the hymen, actually! So I just never write about it.

[(Anonymous)]

It's understandable that a lot of kids don't get a good biology lesson in school or at home but there is no excuse for an adult writer to be clueless about their bodies. How hard it is to google? It ruins a good story if the author has no clue where body parts are located.

[bur]

I'm not sure I ever had a hymen, so it's like... what the fuck are they talking about. Me, the ancient virgin, is like... the hell is this bullshit.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not sure why, but the biggest fruit in the photo is very unsettling to me.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god! The image choice!! Why does this squick me so much??? AGHHH!!!

[silverr]

Your picture choice made me laugh, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

omg, i haven't laughed so hard in MONTHS.

[sabotabby]

OP, thank you for making all of our lives better with your secret.