[ SECRET POST #5033 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5033 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Petty annoyances thread

[(Anonymous)]

My father won't just look up a fucking recipe. He's making a stew right now and he is not using a recipe, and it's not because he knows what he's doing. He has no clue what he's doing, but he's still not using a recipe!

Everything he makes turns out badly, because he doesn't use a recipe. He just fucking guesses everything. His process for cooking is to intuit everything about the process -- not from a place of "I'm a good cook who relies on my firm knowledge base to make tasty dishes," but from a place of, "I have no idea how to cook anything and everything I make turns out badly but I'm just going to keep relying on my fucking intuition to get the job done!"

Jesus christ.

Re: Petty annoyances thread

[(Anonymous)]

Arrghh, that's so annoying. It's as though people want to be one of those amazing, intuitive cooks who don't need to follow a recipe or use measuring spoons and just toss everything in and it tastes great, but they don't realize that most people who are like that got that way by following recipes and learning how to cook first.

It must be frustrating to deal with the crappy end result. Does your dad acknowledge that his food doesn't taste good, or is he in denial about that, too?

Re: Petty annoyances thread

[(Anonymous)]

Does your dad acknowledge that his food doesn't taste good, or is he in denial about that, too?

Heh, good question! He is very, very in denial.

That said, he has the discernment of a Labrador retriever when it comes to food. He'll eat anything. Like, he routinely eats room-temperature beans on toast because he is too lazy to wait for two minutes to put the beans in the microwave. So I say he's in denial about stuff turning out badly, but he's also just kind of oblivious to the finer points of, uh, food.

I love him, I really do. He's a really good person. But jfc it's like living with a nine-year-old boy sometimes, I swear to god.